My mates bird fancies me!

[DJCliffy]

It's so tempting. :weee:

[Southcaver]

Go for it:weee: why not, I shagged one of me mates mums.
Shhh
I'm a cunt:weee:

[DJCliffy]

Go for it:weee: why not, I shagged one of me mates mums.
Shhh
I'm a cunt:weee:

Legend! raaa

[Raj]

Thats just trouble waiting to blow up in your face :bad_idea:

How would you feel if it was done to you?

[Angel]

Don't be stupid :you_crazy

Is she more worth to you, than your friendship with him?

[DJCliffy]

It is awfully tempting tho but yeah man i probably won't do anything, Damn morals! :wink:

[Southcaver]

You don't have to tell him.
In fact i would advise against telling him.
And if he find's out tell him its all lies, lies i tell you.
Then blackmail her.
Jobs a good un:wink:

[ellie]

You don't have to tell him.
In fact i would advise against telling him.
And if he find's out tell him its all lies, lies i tell you.
Then blackmail her.
Jobs a good un:wink:

ha ha :laugh_at:

but seriously...you cannot go there!!!!

also, im curious...how do you know she fancies you?

[DJCliffy]

ha ha :laugh_at:

but seriously...you cannot go there!!!!

also, im curious...how do you know she fancies you?

Well now, it's the little things. One being she can't take her eyes off me, last Friday i kept catching her staring at me and when i looked she kept blushing and had that 'come get me look. She plays with her hair and bites her bottom lip when we talk. funny thing is i've only known her for two whole weeks!

Plus i think the whole navy thing is a massive turn on for her! Maybe she just wants to see me in the uniform! :laugh_at:

[DaftFader]

Well now, it's the little things. One being she can't take her eyes off me, last Friday i kept catching her staring at me and when i looked she kept blushing and had that 'come get me look. She plays with her hair and bites her bottom lip when we talk. funny thing is i've only known her for two whole weeks!

Plus i think the whole navy thing is a massive turn on for her! Maybe she just wants to see me in the uniform! :laugh_at:i wanna say GET IN THERE!!! .. but i'm not gonna as she is your m8's gf and thats harsh .. if she was going out with some one you didn't know and you both liked each other then fair enuff .. but not your m8 .. i thinki what you really need to do is become a monk and go live in the monastry .. that will solve your problem :wink:

[DJCliffy]

i wanna say GET IN THERE!!! .. but i'm not gonna as she is your m8's gf and thats harsh .. if she was going out with some one you didn't know and you both liked each other then fair enuff .. but not your m8 .. i thinki what you really need to do is become a monk and go live in the monastry .. that will solve your problem :wink:

Fuck the monastery! Although I'm joining the navy so job jobbed innit! :laugh_at:

[DaftFader]

Fuck the monastery! Although I'm joining the navy so job jobbed innit! :laugh_at:
ah yeah the navy .. the monastry of the sea :laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

ah yeah the navy .. the monastry of the sea :laugh_at:

Aye sir until leave at port comes along then it's hello there!! :love:

[DaftFader]

Aye sir until leave at port comes along then it's hello there!! :love:
i just had a picture in my head of the old black and wight movies where the sailors all walk into the bar in another contry and all the gurlys are like hello .. and all the sailors are like hello .. and then they start dancing to frank sinatra on the gramaphone duke box in the corner ..:hopeless::laugh_at:

[spangle]

It will feel great when you do it, then you'll regret it and feel like a cunt for fucking ages trust me!
Then again if you don't care much bout losing your mate...but expect to get a broken nose!

[djprocess]

dont do it mate. one of my 'mates' fucked my ex when we were going out, ive forgiven her, cause she was a bit fucked in the head at the time, not seen him yet tho.

[DJCliffy]

It will feel great when you do it, then you'll regret it and feel like a cunt for fucking ages trust me!
Then again if you don't care much bout losing your mate...but expect to get a broken nose!

dont do it mate. one of my 'mates' fucked my ex when we were going out, ive forgiven her, cause she was a bit fucked in the head at the time, not seen him yet tho.


Thinking bout it all now, i doubt i'll go through with it. If she tries it on then i'm gonna tell her to dump him if she really wants it. then again i don't really want a bird so i may just stay away! Don't want anything fucking this navy thing up specially not over a woman! She is well fit though! :laugh_at:

[spangle]

If she tries it on then i'm gonna tell her to dump him if she really wants it.

Yeah that's what I'd do, if she wants it that bad she can dump him n then try, there's plenty of single girls for a fuck without that hassle!

[DJCliffy]

Yeah that's what I'd do, if she wants it that bad she can dump him n then try, there's plenty of single girls for a fuck without that hassle!

Yeah innit. that's why i'm loving facebook at the minute. Fucking loads of tang on there! raaa

[DaftFader]

Yeah innit. that's why i'm loving facebook at the minute. Fucking loads of tang on there! raaahaha thats why you changed your pic to you smoothing it up in your shades :laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

haha thats why you changed your pic to you smoothing it up in your shades :laugh_at:

Mate i got poked by some random bird, never met her before at all and have made friends with her. she is WELL fit! Can't believe my luck! Hence why i changed my picture! raaa

[DaftFader]

Mate i got poked by some random bird, never met her before at all and have made friends with her. she is WELL fit! Can't believe my luck! Hence why i changed my picture! raaayou douwg .. i met up with 2 girls off face book b4 :laugh_at: ..unfortunatly not at the same time :cry::laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

you douwg .. i met up with 2 girls off face book b4 :laugh_at: ..unfortunatly not at the same time :cry::laugh_at:

Oooohh now that would be cool! :wink:

[globalloon]

if he's a friend tell him she's flirting with you. then he can have it out with her and if she's not that into him you'll be doing him a favour as it's only a matter of time anyway

then when they split up you can get in there, maybe :crazy:

[DJCliffy]

if he's a friend tell him she's flirting with you. then he can have it out with her and if she's not that into him you'll be doing him a favour as it's only a matter of time anyway

then when they split up you can get in there, maybe :crazy:

Yeah could do but i think i'll just leave it tbh :wink:

[2old4this!]

She is well fit though! :laugh_at:

. . . and they are the most dangerous of all the species :wink:

Sex is sex, but friendships can last a lifetime - unless of course you shag their bird :bad_idea:

[djprocess]

if he's a friend tell him she's flirting with you. then he can have it out with her and if she's not that into him you'll be doing him a favour as it's only a matter of time anyway

Best idea if he is actually a proper friend, But if he is a proper mate instead of just someone you know then you shouldnt even be considering it!

[AGENT 15]

Go for it:weee: why not, I shagged one of me mates mums.
Shhh
I'm a cunt:weee:

Hhehehe, Skillz

You should have tag teamed her with your mate for +5 Kinky score.

[DJCliffy]

Best idea if he is actually a proper friend, But if he is a proper mate instead of just someone you know then you shouldnt even be considering it!

Well he ain't really a well close mate. Rarely see him these days. He used to be my mates flatmate but moved out after a couple months, Had a few sessions with him but that's about it! :wink:

[djprocess]

Well he ain't really a well close mate. Rarely see him these days. He used to be my mates flatmate but moved out after a couple months, Had a few sessions with him but that's about it! :wink:

slightly different then...

[Sini]

DON'T DO IT CLIFFY!!!

Do the Facebook girl instead :love:

[DaftFader]

Do the Facebook girl instead :love:charming raaa

[Sini]

charming raaa

Why thankyou :crazy_dru

[DJCliffy]

DON'T DO IT CLIFFY!!!

Do the Facebook girl instead :love:

It's all in hand! The FB girl is much fitter as well! Taking her out to see a film soon! Still can't believe my luck! raaa

[Sini]

It's all in hand! The FB girl is much fitter as well! Taking her out to see a film soon! Still can't believe my luck! raaa

Make sure she's not a 40yr old man!

[DJCliffy]

Make sure she's not a 40yr old man!

From her pictures i bloody hope not! now that would really be shit!! :laugh_at:

[DaftFader]

make sure you use the old willy through the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket trick ..works a treat :wink:

[DJCliffy]

make sure you use the old willy through the hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket trick ..works a treat :wink:

Lmao! I shall give it a go! :laugh_at: