Old People

[process]

Mental?

Swedish woman in airport muddle.

An elderly Swedish woman tried to get herself on board an international flight by climbing onto an unmanned luggage belt after her suitcase...

BBC NEWS | World | Europe | Swedish woman in airport muddle (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7584682.stm)

[Tank Girl]

I want to get old,
steal stuff (like whiskey) and if I get caught wee myself and pretend I have dementia :laugh_at:





(my aunt has got away with nicking loads recently from shops but she is mad )

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The Old Peoples home was the result of the efforts of one of omaha first private charitable organizations called the women christian aid association. Old ageconsists of ages nearing or surpassing the the average life span of human beings and thus the end of the human life cycle





i dont get this its obviously spam, but whats with the first paragraph is it just randomly generated by something like cilla?