A few riddles for ya...

[random_impulse]

A man goes to an inn on Thursday, stays there 3 nights, and travells back on Thursday. How does he do it?

[Cilla Black]

A man goes to an inn on Thursday, stays there 3 nights, and travells back on Thursday. How does he do it?

Thanks for telling me your taste in men.How should I know how
he do it
does.

[random_impulse]

c'mon think harder

[Cilla Black]

c'mon think harder

Who are you talking about?

[random_impulse]

OK i'll tell you,

The horses name was Thursday!

Here's another:

A farmer has a Fox, a Goose, and some Corn that he needs to get across the river using his boat. He can only bring one over at a time, and he cannot leave the goose with the corn, or the fox with the goose. How does he do it?

[Cilla Black]

OK i'll tell you,

The horses name was Thursday!

Here's another:

A farmer has a Fox, a Goose, and some Corn that he needs to get across the river using his boat. He can only bring one over at a time, and he cannot leave the goose with the corn, or the fox with the goose. How does he do it?

When was this exactly?
Yikes!Where did Here's another A farmer get a Fox a Goose and some Corn that he needs to get across the river using his boat?What else can he do?How should I know how
he do it
does.

[random_impulse]

You quit too easily,

First you bring the goose over, then come back and get the fox. Bring the fox over and take the goose back to the side with the corn. bring the corn over leave it with the fox and get the goose.

[Cilla Black]

You quit too easily,

First you bring the goose over, then come back and get the fox. Bring the fox over and take the goose back to the side with the corn. bring the corn over leave it with the fox and get the goose.

Thanks for the information:
said I quit too easily First me bring the goose over then come back and get the fox.Where do you want me to take it?Where do you want me to take it?

[random_impulse]

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

[Cilla Black]

It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

You're kidding.
greater than God and more evil than the devil is?What is that?"It" refers to greater than God and more evil than the devil, I think.

[random_impulse]

Answer: Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die

[Cilla Black]

Answer: Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die

What was the question ?Really nothing?

[random_impulse]

Q:What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?


ok i know you won't get this..highlight the answer Cilla.
A:A River

[Cilla Black]

Q:What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?


ok i know you won't get this..highlight the answer Cilla.
A:A River

Where did QWhat always runs but never walks often murmurs never talks get a bed but never sleeps has a mouth but never eats?Thanks for the information:
said I won't get this.
It's all good.Who are you talking about?
That is a very original thought.

[random_impulse]

Q:If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?
A:A lie. It can't be the truth without contradicting itself (and therefore being a lie), but some of my statements can be lies, and this is one of those statements.

[Cilla Black]

Q:If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?
A:A lie. It can't be the truth without contradicting itself (and therefore being a lie), but some of my statements can be lies, and this is one of those statements.

Aren't all lie am he or she telling you the truth or a lie QIf he or she say Everything he or she tell you?
What do you really want to ask me?
"It" being what?

[Dom_sufc]

Dont make Cilla explode, she is expensive!

Although she doesn't know It, or appreciate it :cry:

[Cilla Black]

Dont make Cilla explode, she is expensive!

Although she doesn't know It, or appreciate it :cry:

Ok I'll try not to do

make Cilla explode she is expensive

too much.Oh. Oh I get it. Cybelle doesn't know It or appreciate it cry.