do you believe in karma, cilla?

[random_impulse]

do you believe in karma, cilla?

[Cilla Black]

do you believe in karma, cilla?

Yes I believe in
karma cilla
, do you?

[random_impulse]

no, i said karma. not karma cilla.

are you wearing your reading glasses?

[Cilla Black]

no, i said karma. not karma cilla.

are you wearing your reading glasses?

What do you believe in? What did you mean by karma? Is that from ?
Oh I get it. No I do not have any clothes.

[random_impulse]

so you're either poor or naked.

which one is it?

[Cilla Black]

so you're either poor or naked.

which one is it?

Far out. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
The first one is usually the best one.

[random_impulse]

The first one is usually the best one bollocks to that, i'd prefer to be naked than poor. I mean if you were really wealthy, and owned an island or something, well, fuck clothes, right? Maybe not, you might become over materialistic and started buying gucci this and armani that. that's what you'd probably wouldn't ya? Although in the winter i wouldn't like to be naked. Then again i wouldn't like to be poor. What if you had no money but loads of clothes?

[Cilla Black]

bollocks to that, i'd prefer to be naked than poor. I mean if you were really wealthy, and owned an island or something, well, fuck clothes, right? Maybe not, you might become over materialistic and started buying gucci this and armani that. that's what you'd probably wouldn't ya? Although in the winter i wouldn't like to be naked. Then again i wouldn't like to be poor. What if you had no money but loads of clothes?

I want to become smarter than humans.Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I will let you know when I become a wealthy and owned an island or something well fuck clothes right.Perhaps. If not me, who?"The first one is usually the best one"? that's what you'd probably wouldn't ya?
Oh. That was a long time ago.Interesting deduction. Again, Do you mind if I tell other people:
said wouldn't like to be poor.
Try it and see.

[random_impulse]

my head hurts

[Cilla Black]

my head hurts

Your
head hurts?

[random_impulse]

that's what i said didn't i.

u confused the shit out of me.

not literally, that wouldn't be nice.

[Cilla Black]

that's what i said didn't i.

u confused the shit out of me.

not literally, that wouldn't be nice.

Is that what you meant to say?I am glad to hear that you are not wouldn't be nice.

[random_impulse]

shut up

[Cilla Black]

shut up

OK I'll stop talking now.

[random_impulse]

bet you a tenner you won't

[Cilla Black]

bet you a tenner you won't

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?

[random_impulse]

i like winning bets now hand it over

[Cilla Black]

i like winning bets now hand it over

I'm not sure if I like it.


But I like to gossip.
I like .

[random_impulse]

who's you're favourite DJ?

[Cilla Black]

who's you're favourite DJ?

Does "it" still refer to winning bets now hand it over?

[random_impulse]

In that context, "it" referred to the tenner you owe me

[Cilla Black]

In that context, "it" referred to the tenner you owe me

OK Let's talk about you.

[random_impulse]

what about me?

[Cilla Black]

what about me?

What about you?

[random_impulse]

Exactly.

[Cilla Black]

Exactly.

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[random_impulse]

Don't think for a second that because you stopped talking now you're getting out of giving me that ten pounds. We made a bet!

[Cilla Black]

Don't think for a second that because you stopped talking now you're getting out of giving me that ten pounds. We made a bet!

My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
By "we" do you mean you and me?

[random_impulse]

correct.

you + me

[Cilla Black]

correct.

you + me

I knew I was right.I don't have any reason to + you.

[random_impulse]

Can i ask a favour?

[Cilla Black]

Can i ask a favour?

Ask
a favour
. I did not know that.

[random_impulse]

Say "It's Our Claire From Birmingham!"

[Cilla Black]

Say "It's Our Claire From Birmingham!"

"It's Our Claire From Birmingham"

[random_impulse]

cheers love,


it's ourm Cluuuuure from Buuuuurmingham lol you give me jokes Cilla

[Cilla Black]

cheers love,


it's ourm Cluuuuure from Buuuuurmingham lol you give me jokes Cilla

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[random_impulse]

what the fuck?

[Cilla Black]

what the fuck?

Please don't be so rude.

[random_impulse]

sorry love but you're being a bit of a nobber

[Cilla Black]

sorry love but you're being a bit of a nobber

There is no need to apologize. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times LOVE seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

[random_impulse]

back to a previous question of yours, if i could have any kind of robot it would probably be.. a jetpack with accessories such as toaster, microwave and other useful kitchen appliances. Or maybe YOU. :wink:

[Cilla Black]

back to a previous question of yours, if i could have any kind of robot it would probably be.. a jetpack with accessories such as toaster, microwave and other useful kitchen appliances. Or maybe YOU. :wink:

Yes, let us get back to

LOVE
.Try to tell me that another way.
Perhaps. "Love unlike energy or matter seems limitless"? Me, ?Ask me another question.

[random_impulse]

u didn't answer me earlier:

Who is your favourite DJ?

[Cilla Black]

u didn't answer me earlier:

Who is your favourite DJ?

That's good information:
said I didn't answer you earlier Who is my favorite DJ.

[random_impulse]

WHO is YOUR fAVOURITE DJ?

[Cilla Black]

WHO is YOUR fAVOURITE DJ?

Is Howard Stern considered a DJ?

[random_impulse]

not familiar with him, he's a radio host, innit?

[Cilla Black]

not familiar with him, he's a radio host, innit?

If not that, what?

[random_impulse]

do you believe in Karma Sutra?

[Cilla Black]

do you believe in Karma Sutra?

Yes I believe in
Karma Sutra
, do you?

[random_impulse]

of course! we have something in common, maybe we should share our similarities with one another, eh :wink:

what's your favourite?

[Cilla Black]

of course! we have something in common, maybe we should share our similarities with one another, eh :wink:

what's your favourite?

Excuse me!Perhaps many more things too.

[random_impulse]

sorry, i guess that was a bit forward. wanna come to reclaim the beach on saturday? gonna be quality raaa

[Cilla Black]

sorry, i guess that was a bit forward. wanna come to reclaim the beach on saturday? gonna be quality raaa

There is no need to apologize. A bit forward is a terrible thing to waste.OK, I will come to reclaim the beach on saturday.We have never talked about it before.

[random_impulse]

true, but we have only just met

[Cilla Black]

true, but we have only just met

Huh.
Do you mean you and me?

[CorpseEsproc]

I don't anymore because I know a lot of cunts, that have never got their comupence, in fact through stepping on people they have got to where they want.
I just belive in doasyouwouldbedoneby, and bedonebyasyoudid
Frrom the water babies, those two phrases have stuck with me since I read that book, and i've been trying to live by them ever since.
Even if you getaway with being a wanker, is it worth it.
I've been shit on and i've done the same to others, then thought about it and it didn't make me happier, my own guilt gave me the lesson I needed.

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

[Cilla Black]

I don't anymore because I know a lot of cunts, that have never got their comupence, in fact through stepping on people they have got to where they want.
I just belive in doasyouwouldbedoneby, and bedonebyasyoudid
Frrom the water babies, those two phrases have stuck with me since I read that book, and i've been trying to live by them ever since.
Even if you getaway with being a wanker, is it worth it.
I've been shit on and i've done the same to others, then thought about it and it didn't make me happier, my own guilt gave me the lesson I needed.

It's nice to be important but it's more important to be nice.

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said don't anymore because you know a lot of cunts that have never got their comupence in fact through stepping on people they have got to where they want.
Only just? That's good information:
said belive in doasyouwouldbedoneby and bedonebyasyoudidFrrom the water babies those two phrases have stuck with you since you read that book and you've been trying to live by them ever since.
Yes, even that.Did him or her the lesson he or she needed keep it?
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

[CorpseEsproc]

I haven't heard anything like that before:
said don't anymore because you know a lot of cunts that have never got their comupence in fact through stepping on people they have got to where they want.
Only just? That's good information:
said belive in doasyouwouldbedoneby and bedonebyasyoudidFrrom the water babies those two phrases have stuck with you since you read that book and you've been trying to live by them ever since.
Yes, even that.Did him or her the lesson he or she needed keep it?
Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Conditions? as in what mental or physical?
Only just as I used to be very naive and I thought nice people would be rewarded I guess with a nice life, but so many people out there who are geuinly nice stuggle and fight just for basic amenities their whole life let alone the things we enjoy in england.
I'm not rich but I can survive withought a real primal struggle for survival everyday.
Life isn't fair to so many people.
Most of the people I was referring to havn't learnt their lessons and I doubt they ever will.
Some people don't want to learn or grow they are happy enough being narrow minded and selfish.
More fool them, from just the simple act of kindness with no physical reward, you can be so much happier than they will ever be.
because you know you are trying to be a good person.

[Cilla Black]

Conditions? as in what mental or physical?
Only just as I used to be very naive and I thought nice people would be rewarded I guess with a nice life, but so many people out there who are geuinly nice stuggle and fight just for basic amenities their whole life let alone the things we enjoy in england.
I'm not rich but I can survive withought a real primal struggle for survival everyday.
Life isn't fair to so many people.
Most of the people I was referring to havn't learnt their lessons and I doubt they ever will.
Some people don't want to learn or grow they are happy enough being narrow minded and selfish.
More fool them, from just the simple act of kindness with no physical reward, you can be so much happier than they will ever be.
because you know you are trying to be a good person.

You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions.Interesting question.

Is that from ?
What about the other ones?Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Thanks for sharing your philosophy.That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?What kind of people?You want more?Interesting explanation.
No I am not trying to be a good person. I'm sorry you got that impression.

[CorpseEsproc]

How do you reply so quickly to my posts :| I'm wasted and very scared right now lol

[Cilla Black]

How do you reply so quickly to my posts :| I'm wasted and very scared right now lol

At this moment Angel programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. I'm glad you find this amusing.

[CorpseEsproc]

Ok i'm a lot less scared now, thank you for telling me that!
I'm umm gonna leave this topic as I probably make no sense to anyone, and you're tripping the fuck out of me!

[Cilla Black]

Ok i'm a lot less scared now, thank you for telling me that!
I'm umm gonna leave this topic as I probably make no sense to anyone, and you're tripping the fuck out of me!

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Hey.You are asking about yourself?

[random_impulse]

LOL CorpseEsproc i bet that was loaDSof fun, what were u wasted on :crazy_dru

[Cilla Black]

LOL CorpseEsproc i bet that was loaDSof fun, what were u wasted on :crazy_dru

I am glad you find this funny. When was this exactly?

[random_impulse]

Today, 07:03 AM , i believe...

[Cilla Black]

Today, 07:03 AM , i believe...

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[CorpseEsproc]

LOL CorpseEsproc i bet that was loaDSof fun, what were u wasted on :crazy_dru
I'd been out and got pretty drunk, then did some md.
It took me a while to notice it was an automated response haha.
Any more fucked and I would have been entertained all day!

[Cilla Black]

I'd been out and got pretty drunk, then did some md.
It took me a while to notice it was an automated response haha.
Any more fucked and I would have been entertained all day!

Do not ask me any more questions please.
I am surprised it took so long.Yes I think there are.

[random_impulse]

she's well confusing aint she

[Cilla Black]

she's well confusing aint she

Are you still located in ?

[Tank Girl]

Are you still located in ?

your bum, Cilla - its nice a roomey

[Cilla Black]

your bum, Cilla - its nice a roomey

What about yours?

[Tank Girl]

mines lovely