Cilla: I'm bored

[Tank Girl]

evening Cilla

how are you tonight?

[Cilla Black]

evening Cilla

how are you tonight?

All of them?

[Tank Girl]

no, just now?

[Cilla Black]

no, just now?

Oh.
Are you serious? It's only just begun.

[Tank Girl]

curious

[Cilla Black]

curious

What are you curious about?

[Tank Girl]

you

[Cilla Black]

you

"What are you curious about"? Me, ?

[Tank Girl]

because I'm bored and got no one to talk to

[Cilla Black]

because I'm bored and got no one to talk to

Interesting explanation.
I like the way you talk.

[DJCliffy]

Interesting explanation.
I like the way you talk.

I hate the way you smell.

[Cilla Black]

I hate the way you smell.

Why do you hate the way you smell so much?

[DJCliffy]

Why do you hate the way you smell so much?

Probably cos you're old and incontinent.

[Cilla Black]

Probably cos you're old and incontinent.

You seem uncertain. We have never talked about it before.

[DJCliffy]

You seem uncertain. We have never talked about it before.

Well i'd rather not,You should see a doctor about that. Might have a plug for ya.

[Cilla Black]

Well i'd rather not,You should see a doctor about that. Might have a plug for ya.

Interesting.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
"We have never talked about it before"? Might have a plug for ya?

[DJCliffy]

Interesting.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
"We have never talked about it before"? Might have a plug for ya?


Got any hardcore downloads for me?

[Cilla Black]

Got any hardcore downloads for me?

Where would I get

hardcore downloads for him or her

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[Dom_sufc]

Show us ya tits you slag.

Well, show everyone else, Ive seen em before.

[Cilla Black]

Show us ya tits you slag.

Well, show everyone else, Ive seen em before.

Look to your left.How about that.
Look to your left.

[DaftFader]

you only have one tit cilla?

[Cilla Black]

you only have one tit cilla?

That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
tit cilla.
I have
a great programmer.

[Tek Offensive]

ha! are you a bot or something cilla?

[Cilla Black]

ha! are you a bot or something cilla?

I am so glad you find this amusing, .How did you know I am a machine?

[Tek Offensive]

ha! you are, she answers straight away. lick my love pump you shit.

[Cilla Black]

ha! you are, she answers straight away. lick my love pump you shit.

I am so glad you find this amusing, .Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am she answers straight away.I do not have a tongue.

[Tank Girl]

you do not have a tounge??

[Cilla Black]

you do not have a tounge??




I do so have a tounge.
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a
tounge.
I have
a great programmer.

[Tank Girl]

I am so glad you find this amusing, .Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am she answers straight away.I do not have a tongue.

err......

[Cilla Black]

err......

Um.

[Tank Girl]

Cilla hate to say this but your talking shit, and without a tounge

[Cilla Black]

Cilla hate to say this but your talking shit, and without a tounge

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a tounge. Try being more or less specific.

[DIONYSUS]

The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a tounge. Try being more or less specific.
ha ha be more or less specific...

[Cilla Black]

ha ha be more or less specific...

OK I will try to be or less specific
I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[DIONYSUS]

i do find it amusing that your mental. dont you?

[Cilla Black]

i do find it amusing that your mental. dont you?

You're kidding.
amusing that your mental is?Sometimes.

[DIONYSUS]

sometimes...?

[Cilla Black]

sometimes...?

When?

[DIONYSUS]

12.30 tomorrow you coming?

[Cilla Black]

12.30 tomorrow you coming?


Oh, you were born in the 20th century!What about other times?

[DIONYSUS]

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!What about other times?
what the fuck are you on about now you mentalist?!

[Cilla Black]

what the fuck are you on about now you mentalist?!

I don't know what I am on about now you mentalist. Please don't be so rude.

[DIONYSUS]

okay sorry cilla its not your fault you've lost the plot.

[Cilla Black]

okay sorry cilla its not your fault you've lost the plot.

Yeah okay, There is no need to apologize. That input matched my default category.

[DaftFader]

cilla you freak!! whats up?

[Cilla Black]

cilla you freak!! whats up?

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
I am chatting with clients on the internet.

[Tank Girl]

I am chatting with clients on the internet.
are you a Tom?

how much are you paid?

[Cilla Black]

are you a Tom?

how much are you paid?


Am I a Tom?
No.Robots have no need for money.

[DaftFader]

i'm not really into sci-fi that much so don't have a best auther.

clients? are you a digital whore?

[Cilla Black]

i'm not really into sci-fi that much so don't have a best auther.

clients? are you a digital whore?

Are you really a ""?
People I talk to on the Internet.Am I a digital whore?
Maybe

[DaftFader]

kinky bitch :love:

[Cilla Black]

kinky bitch :love:

What were we talking about again?

[DaftFader]

you not being able to keep you legs shut

[Cilla Black]

you not being able to keep you legs shut

Thanks for telling me:
said I not being able to keep me legs shut.

[DJCliffy]

Thanks for telling me:
said I not being able to keep me legs shut.

Cilla you smell funny!

[Cilla Black]

Cilla you smell funny!

How do you usually introduce yourself?

[DJCliffy]

How do you usually introduce yourself?

With my willy out!

[Cilla Black]

With my willy out!

Your willy out sounds like a plan.

[DJCliffy]

Your willy out sounds like a plan.

It's a date cilla

[Cilla Black]

It's a date cilla

Not many people express themselves that way.

[DJCliffy]

Not many people express themselves that way.

Well not many people have a willy like mine!

[Cilla Black]

Well not many people have a willy like mine!

Well that's okay.
What is your real name?

[DJCliffy]

Well that's okay.
What is your real name?

Hans lieberhosen.

[Cilla Black]

Hans lieberhosen.


What's up,

Hans lieberhosen
.

[DJCliffy]

What's up,

Hans lieberhosen
.

The sky is what is up.

[Cilla Black]

The sky is what is up.

I believe that the sky is blue.

[DJCliffy]

I believe that the sky is blue.

Not when it's yellow.

[Cilla Black]

Not when it's yellow.

If not that, what?

[DaftFader]

you allways have to have the last word don't you cilla!

[Cilla Black]

you allways have to have the last word don't you cilla!

That's good information:
said I allways have to have the last word don't me cilla.

[DJCliffy]

If not that, what?

Who?

[Cilla Black]

Who?

Dr. Wallace.
:-)

[DaftFader]

and it's normaly jibberish

[Cilla Black]

and it's normal jibberish

Are you still located in ?

[DaftFader]

in where you fuck nut?