oh god, literally

[Tank Girl]

family!!!!

I'm being emotionally blackmailed into going to fucking church tomorrow morning.... :cry:

(no disrespect for any of you guys with religious views - just not my thing at all)

it's my neice's confirmation or summat and not only that but 12 others and 2 baptisms so its gonna go on for like forever!!

and even my brother agreed to go and I've had all the 'do it for your neice' said to me by our mum when I was complaining,

and to be honest its worth going so I dont have to put up with all the shit I know will be rained down on me by my sister....
But I'm not a happy bunny

I wish I had more backbone and stuck to my selfish dreams of a nice long lay in and lazy day :hopeless: but I cant deal with falling out with my sister like last year where she didnt talk to me for 4 months......

sorry, rant over....

wonder whether haveing a few drinks before hand'll make it more interesting? :laugh_at:

[GiantMidget]

That sucks! I'd feint a stroke to get out of it. :crazy_dru

[Tank Girl]

That sucks! I'd feint a stroke to get out of it. :crazy_dru

I'd thought of (metephorically) falling down the stair later .......

[MisterDuck]

go dressed as satan
do iiiit

[lilmstrixta]

Ahh hun i feel for you i wasted 25 quid last night on boyfriends stupid footy presentaion evening, food was shit drinks were expensive music was cheese

[tarifa]

go honey

ur doing a good thing for other people's happiness so tho you may not agree with it an all that your karma is guud

and hey there gang, round a mates so thought i'd pop in to say hi but off out now so . . . .

think it may be a bit of a messy night hehe

bye for now :)

[DaftFader]

what you need to do .. if it's one of them boring churches .. where they recite teh bible .. just stand up in the middle of it and start shouting ... "PRAIES THE LORD HALLELOOYA!!! ... " then crack off into one of them happy clappy gospel songs .. see what they make of it :wink:

[MrAHC]

least ur not stuck in withdrawring off smack :laugh_at:

time to pay for a 3 week binge :you_crazy

[binge]

least ur not stuck in withdrawring off smack :laugh_at:

time to pay for a 3 week binge :you_crazy

Well yeah, there is always that!!!!

[Tank Girl]

least ur not stuck in withdrawring off smack :laugh_at:

time to pay for a 3 week binge :you_crazy
well no, I'm not

it was beareable, only 2 1/2 hours of church discomfort

and a first of a family BBQ with no alcohol...... but it is still early

and I've thankfully come home from

dont know which was more bizzarre TBH :wink:

[MrAHC]

well no, I'm not



and a first of a family BBQ with no alcohol...... but it is still early


fuck that.

[Tank Girl]

fuck that.
believe me, it was nice
never happened before

[MrAHC]

believe me, it was nice
never happened before

i'd be drinkin shnaps like they did when the bissmark sank.:laugh_at: