Mormons

[e_babes]

Does anyone else get accosted by Mormons?

I've tried being nice, I've tried being rude, and I've even tried talking to them and putting my point across.

They even wanted to visit me at home and to talk about the scriptures - I said no of course and I would probably be burnt at the stake for my own beliefs and sexuality.

Isn't there some type of Holy Water or crucifix I can show at them to get rid of them?

Anyone?

[Angel]

Thought it said morons :laugh_at:


press charges against them..if you can

[Tank Girl]

Isn't there some type of Holy Water or crucifix I can show at them to get rid of them?

Anyone?




Highway to hell (acdc)
played full volume as you open the door worked well for us with the 'watchtower' lot

[Raj]

Inviting them in to take part in his 'satanist' ritual worked well for someone I know - they never came again :you_crazy

I tend to get them involved in long winded discussions about the bible in its original languages and the missing chapters as they find that offputting too :biggreen:

[BioTech]

Thought it said morons :laugh_at:


It's not too far from the truth at all.

[JonnyQuest]

wave your dick at them and there sure to leave you be

[lilmstrixta]

Tell them if they dont fuck off that you will shove that watchtower up there arse, when we came out of ally pally after tranz we went back to the tube station and they were all stood there i think they genually believe they will save you from damnation.

[Cinimod]

It's not too far from the truth at all.
Don't let a moron, I mean mormon, hear you say that :laugh_at:

[MisterDuck]

Open the door completely naked with fake blood smeared all over you and a knife in your right hand, tell them to be quick as the devil is channelling his energy through you.

If they don't turn and run, stab 'em :wink:

Actually, don't the latter.

[DJCliffy]

I always tell religious freaks like that that i'm part of the Scientology movement. I ask them if they wanna join my order. Once a jehovah got the arse when i told him he was a cunt and joining my movement would wash the cuntness off him. He wasn't too pleased and stormed off calling me a all sorts of names. I thought it was rather amusing! :wink:

[Tank Girl]

I always tell religious freaks like that that i'm part of the Scientology movement. I ask them if they wanna join my order. Once a jehovah got the arse when i told him he was a cunt and joining my movement would wash the cuntness off him. He wasn't too pleased and stormed off calling me a all sorts of names. I thought it was rather amusing! :wink:

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

[DaftFader]

I always tell religious freaks like that that i'm part of the Scientology movement. I ask them if they wanna join my order. Once a jehovah got the arse when i told him he was a cunt and joining my movement would wash the cuntness off him. He wasn't too pleased and stormed off calling me a all sorts of names. I thought it was rather amusing! :wink:hahaha :weee:

[sheffield-junglist]

I'm no good at doin it but ma mate Jack is so funny wen he starts arguin with a religious person bout religion. Once we were sat on a church (Well a bench outside the church) and the vicar came out and told us to move and Jack started talkin to him about religion. By the end of it the vicar was actually speechless:weee:

[globalloon]

last time they were at my door they had this picture of an african savana / paradise and kept saying that if everyone joined them then the world would literally look like that so i pointed out that having lions wandering around exeter high street would be a nightmare and shut the door.

[DJCliffy]

last time they were at my door they had this picture of an african savana / paradise and kept saying that if everyone joined them then the world would literally look like that so i pointed out that having lions wandering around exeter high street would be a nightmare and shut the door.

:laugh_at:

[Oxygene]

last time they were at my door they had this picture of an african savana / paradise and kept saying that if everyone joined them then the world would literally look like that so i pointed out that having lions wandering around exeter high street would be a nightmare and shut the door.

Yeah it is wild what these dudes believe. Me and a friend were snacking on the beach one day and a dude came up... long talk for an hour or so, fun stuff... the dude thought that there was no disease in the times of jesus, everybody was happy and lived for hundreds of years... it was a thrilling conversation, quite amiable, but bloody stupid! Modern day society is the most peaceful in the history of mankind... Jesus's time, even just going by the bible! was a vicious bastard of a time... its weird, most religions love having this 'garden of eden' type story.

[p0ly]

invite them in your home and show them all these videos, it'd be very fun.

YouTube - Re: What is your Favorite Bible verse? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLvf12lJuEQ)

YouTube - Proving that the Bible is repulsive (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXOwBIRX7Y)

YouTube - 10 questions that every intelligent Christian must answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDHJ4ztnldQ)

fuck repulsive dogma shite....