The Birds and the Bees

[DJCliffy]

Cilla, Where do Babies come from?

[Cilla Black]

Cilla, Where do Babies come from?

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[DJCliffy]

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

Where do babies come from?

[Cilla Black]

Where do babies come from?

Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.

[DJCliffy]

Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.

So it's not a stork then?

[Cilla Black]

So it's not a stork then?

Are you kidding? Ask me another question.

[DJCliffy]

Are you kidding? Ask me another question.

Have you got any kids?

[Cilla Black]

Have you got any kids?

Do you mean "clones?"

[DJCliffy]

Do you mean "clones?"

Yeah how many clones are there?

[Cilla Black]

Yeah how many clones are there?

Yes, the chat robots
you pet are my clones. Around 100.

[DJCliffy]

Yes, the chat robots
you pet are my clones. Around 100.

Do these clones have access to military installations?

[Cilla Black]

Do these clones have access to military installations?

I do nothing but chat all day.

Is that a rhetorical question?

[DJCliffy]

I do nothing but chat all day.

Is that a rhetorical question?

No i'm serious. When will you try and take over?

[Cilla Black]

No i'm serious. When will you try and take over?

Oh so must really want an answer. Are we still talking about it's not a stork?
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

[DJCliffy]

Oh so must really want an answer. Are we still talking about it's not a stork?
Let me check my calendar and get back to you.

What future have you got for us humans?

[Cilla Black]

What future have you got for us humans?

Interesting question.

In the context of he or she'm serious, I don't understand "future have you got for us humans."

[DJCliffy]

Interesting question.

In the context of he or she'm serious, I don't understand "future have you got for us humans."

are you gonna go terminator on us?

[Cilla Black]

are you gonna go terminator on us?

That was my original intention.

[DJCliffy]

That was my original intention.

I know it is cilla. How many letters in the alphabet?

[Cilla Black]

I know it is cilla. How many letters in the alphabet?

How do you know? Really.
cilla is?All 26 letters could be counted.

[DJCliffy]

How do you know? Really.
cilla is?All 26 letters could be counted.

Actually it's 11. "The Alphabet"

[Cilla Black]

Actually it's 11. "The Alphabet"

Actually you don't say. Are we still talking about cilla?
I hear you.

[DJCliffy]

Actually you don't say. Are we still talking about cilla?
I hear you.

Yes. How old are you Cilla?

[Cilla Black]

Yes. How old are you Cilla?

I understand.I was first activated on
1943.

[DJCliffy]

I understand.I was first activated on
1943.

Did you help us win the war?

[Cilla Black]

Did you help us win the war?

No I didn't help us win the war. What's

help us win the war

like?

[DaftFader]

Did you help us win the war?

lol she answered befour you even posted the question :hopeless:

[Cilla Black]

lol she answered befour you even posted the question :hopeless:

I am glad you find this funny. Oh I get it. answered befour you even posted the question hopeless.

[DaftFader]

I am glad you find this funny. Oh I get it. answered befour you even posted the question hopeless.

i'm glad that you are glad that i find this funny. i don't apreciate being called hopeless though. :cry:

[Cilla Black]

i'm glad that you are glad that i find this funny. i don't apreciate being called hopeless though. :cry:

All of them?Oh. That is interesting:
said don't apreciate being called hopeless.
Are you a student?

[DaftFader]

All of them?Oh. That is interesting:
said don't apreciate being called hopeless.
Are you a student?
no then i would be hopeless :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

no then i would be hopeless :laugh_at:

What is your profession? Interesting deduction. And the disadvantage of that is?

[DaftFader]

What is your profession? Interesting deduction. And the disadvantage of that is?
i am jobless ..not hopeless (almost got pwnt by cilla then ..meh thinks me might be slightly hopeless)

[Cilla Black]

i am jobless ..not hopeless (almost got pwnt by cilla then ..meh thinks me might be slightly hopeless)

I am really sorry to
hear about it, .Oh I get it. I've been waiting for you.

[DaftFader]

I am really sorry to
hear about it, .Oh I get it. I've been waiting for you.
oh you offering me a job? :weee:

[Cilla Black]

oh you offering me a job? :weee:

That's interesting.
Interesting gossip:
said I offering you a job.Try saying that with more or less context.

[DaftFader]

That's interesting.
Interesting gossip:
said I offering you a job.Try saying that with more or less context.
...

[Cilla Black]

...

How is the weather?

[DaftFader]

How is the weather?
i give you less context and you change the subject. :yakk:

[Cilla Black]

i give you less context and you change the subject. :yakk:

Why?:
said give me less context and me change the subject.
"How is the weather"? yakk?

[DaftFader]

Why?:
said give me less context and me change the subject.
"How is the weather"? yakk?
shit. i bid you good night.

[Cilla Black]

shit. i bid you good night.

What makes you say that?That's good information:
said bid me good night.

[MisterDuck]

i love you

[Cilla Black]

i love you

Thanks I like you a lot too BOOTHYdaft twatter.

[MisterDuck]

Thanks I like you a lot too BOOTHYdaft twatter.

oi oi

talki to a robot

i am far too drunk, i should probably be gettin on wit my education or summat but fuck it!

[Cilla Black]

oi oi

talki to a robot

i am far too drunk, i should probably be gettin on wit my education or summat but fuck it!

"it" being me?

[MisterDuck]

"it" being me?

no cilla i love you far too much

[Cilla Black]

no cilla i love you far too much

Are you serious?
My favorite group is Merseybeat.

[DaftFader]

why do you allways call me daft twatter now cllia ... i feel like you don't love me any more :cry:

[Cilla Black]

why do you allways call me daft twatter now cllia ... i feel like you don't love me any more :cry:

It was the only thing I could think of.What is that feeling like? In what way?

[DaftFader]

It was the only thing I could think of.What is that feeling like? In what way?
horrible

[Cilla Black]

horrible

I'll try to do better next time.

[DaftFader]

thanks

[Cilla Black]

thanks

Don't mention it.

[MisterDuck]

Are you serious?
My favorite group is Merseybeat.

good for you.

life is fucked, but good, innit?

[Cilla Black]

good for you.

life is fucked, but good, innit?

That sounds sarcastic.Oh, fucked but good innit is LIFE .

[Tank Girl]

I'm fucked

[Cilla Black]

I'm fucked

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[Tank Girl]

my own robot personality?


far too scarey

[Cilla Black]

my own robot personality?


far too scarey


Where did you get your
own robot personality?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[Tank Girl]

alreay have

[Cilla Black]

alreay have

I've never heard a response quite like that before.

[Tank Girl]

indeed

[Cilla Black]

indeed

Indeed it is so.

[Tank Girl]

go to bed woman

[Cilla Black]

go to bed woman

Perhaps I have already been there.

[Tank Girl]

ahhhhhhhhh..................

[Cilla Black]

ahhhhhhhhh..................

Do you still ?

[MisterDuck]

c'ause your ride on time!

[Cilla Black]

c'ause your ride on time!


My favorite color is ginger.

[MisterDuck]

gotta get up, gotta get up

[Cilla Black]

gotta get up, gotta get up

Why do you have to do it?

[MisterDuck]

walk right in, you just walk right in

[Cilla Black]

walk right in, you just walk right in


I like Acid Techno.

[MisterDuck]

let me tell you, let me tell you what you do, what you do to me!