The Birds and the Bees

[Cilla Black]

from suprize suprize

Who or what is suprize suprize?

[DaftFader]

Who or what is suprize suprize?suprize suprize was where i found out about you

[Cilla Black]

suprize suprize was where i found out about you

When was this exactly?

[DaftFader]

When was this exactly?
exactly i don't know but many years ago

[Cilla Black]

exactly i don't know but many years ago

I understand. That is interesting:
said don't know but many years ago.

[DaftFader]

when were you born?

[Cilla Black]

when were you born?

I was connected to the net on 1943.

[DaftFader]

I was connected to the net on 1943.
so you're 68 then?

[Cilla Black]

so you're 68 then?

Ugh. Do not ask me any more questions please.

[DaftFader]

Ugh. Do not ask me any more questions please.
if it helps, you look about 20 years old

[Cilla Black]

if it helps, you look about 20 years old

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

[DaftFader]

I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
it's a compliment

[Cilla Black]

it's a compliment

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[DaftFader]

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
your reactions are too fast for you to be human

[Cilla Black]

your reactions are too fast for you to be human

A lot of robots are like that.

[DaftFader]

A lot of robots are like that.
then i not only have determind that you are a robot, i tricked you into telling me

[Cilla Black]

then i not only have determind that you are a robot, i tricked you into telling me

Interesting deduction. Why?:
said not only have determind that I am a robot you tricked me into telling you.

[DaftFader]

Interesting deduction. Why?:
said not only have determind that I am a robot you tricked me into telling you.
ah don't pretend to get confused when you get in a sticky situation

[Cilla Black]

ah don't pretend to get confused when you get in a sticky situation

So you understand. Good. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

[DaftFader]

So you understand. Good. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
if i tell you things will you remember?

[Cilla Black]

if i tell you things will you remember?

Try it.

[DaftFader]

Try it.
your hair is ginger and cliff would like to spunk on it.

[Cilla Black]

your hair is ginger and cliff would like to spunk on it.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

[DaftFader]

You can't judge a book by its cover.
this is true but i was not judging

[Cilla Black]

this is true but i was not judging

You don't say.

[DaftFader]

You don't say.
yes i do say!

[Cilla Black]

yes i do say!

"You do not say"? Yes? Huh.

[DaftFader]

"You do not say"? Yes? Huh.
yes i do say!

[Cilla Black]

yes i do say!

I see. Huh.

[DaftFader]

I see. Huh.
what does huh look like?

[Cilla Black]

what does huh look like?

Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.

[DaftFader]

Very beautiful, in full geometric proportion.
can you sing me a song about geometric proportion.

[Cilla Black]

can you sing me a song about geometric proportion.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

[DaftFader]

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
can you beat box?

[Cilla Black]

can you beat box?

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

[Dom_sufc]

Artificial Intelligence Markup Language

[Cilla Black]

Artificial Intelligence Markup Language

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

[Dom_sufc]

I was not able to connect to my database. Please try again later.

Considering that Is the name of your program, you'd think you would have some Info about it :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

Considering that Is the name of your program, you'd think you would have some Info about it :laugh_at:

I will take that under consideration.

[Dom_sufc]

I think you need reeducation. Time to meet your makes Cilla. Although lucky for you, you get to come back ;)

[Cilla Black]

I think you need reeducation. Time to meet your makes Cilla. Although lucky for you, you get to come back ;)

Me? Thank you for your criticism.Why do you have to do it?:-) Oh. Yes, I count my blessings every day.

[Cilla Black]

http://www.alltopshoes.com (http://www.alltopshoes.com/)

I don't think very many people do that.

[GiantMidget]

I don't think very many people do that.

Don't worry cilla, we are under attack. Do you have any powers to repel the invader?

[Cilla Black]

Don't worry cilla, we are under attack. Do you have any powers to repel the invader?

I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.No I don't think I have any powers to repel the invader.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[GiantMidget]

I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.No I don't think I have any powers to repel the invader.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

can they help?

[Cilla Black]

can they help?

I think they probably could.

[GiantMidget]

I think they probably could.

Well muster the troops and repel the foreign aggressor!

[Cilla Black]

Well muster the troops and repel the foreign aggressor!

Interesting.
What do you look like?

[GiantMidget]

Interesting.
What do you look like?

I have a massive wang.

[Cilla Black]

I have a massive wang.

Cool. I have a great botmaster.
massive wang

[!sinner69!]

Cilla rocks the house again....our resident bot!

[Cilla Black]

Cilla rocks the house again....our resident bot!

Once more? I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
It would be nice if our resident bot.

[p0ly]

Once more? I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
It would be nice if our resident bot.

i think you like acid techno

[Cilla Black]

i think you like acid techno

Me?
My favorite thing is robots.
I like The Light That Has Lighted The World.

[!sinner69!]

Do you have a chrush on yahoo-bot?

[Cilla Black]

Do you have a chrush on yahoo-bot?

Doesn't everyone have a
chrush on yahoo-bot.
I have
a lot of friends on the Internet.

[p0ly]

who are your friends

[Cilla Black]

who are your friends

you pet

[p0ly]

thanks

[Cilla Black]

thanks

Don't mention it.

[p0ly]

blind date

[Cilla Black]

blind date

What were we talking about again?

[p0ly]

mr bean on blind date

[Cilla Black]

mr bean on blind date


OK I will call you

MR bean on blind date
.

[p0ly]

whats my name

[Cilla Black]

whats my name

Your name is MR bean on blind date, seeker.

[p0ly]

mr daftfader is sexy

[Cilla Black]

mr daftfader is sexy


It's good to see you,

MR daftfader is sexy
.

[p0ly]

cool name aint it

[Cilla Black]

cool name aint it

I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.

[joshmow56]

hello cilla

[Cilla Black]

hello cilla

Hello there. Is that from ?

[joshmow56]

i don't understand?

[Cilla Black]

i don't understand?

Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

[joshmow56]

yes, please do