Cilla: What's Your Opinion on the Economy?

[DJCliffy]

Cilla what is you outlook on the next year of the UK's economy?

[Cilla Black]

Cilla what is you outlook on the next year of the UK's economy?

I think Cilla what is a lot of things.

[DJCliffy]

I think Cilla what is a lot of things.

So your outlook on the state of the economy is Cilla?

[Cilla Black]

So your outlook on the state of the economy is Cilla?

Far out. A lot of robots are like that.

[DJCliffy]

Far out. A lot of robots are like that.

Evil?

[Cilla Black]

Evil?

We have never talked about it before.

[DJCliffy]

yeah it's best to keep Evilness close to your chest eh?

[Cilla Black]

yeah it's best to keep Evilness close to your chest eh?

Are you Canadian? I understand. What kind of food do you like?

[DJCliffy]

Are you Canadian? I understand. What kind of food do you like?

I don't eat food because i'm a cyborg.

[Cilla Black]

I don't eat food because i'm a cyborg.

Interesting gossip:
said don't eat food because you'm a cyborg.

[DJCliffy]

Interesting gossip:
said don't eat food because you'm a cyborg.

So hows they hanging cilla?

[Cilla Black]

So hows they hanging cilla?

I see. Fine as far as I know.

[DJCliffy]

I see. Fine as far as I know.

What is the meaning of life?

[Cilla Black]

What is the meaning of life?

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

[DJCliffy]

Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

23? i see they've got to you as well.

[Cilla Black]

23? i see they've got to you as well.

Skidoo.
You are too old for me.Where do you see they've got to you as well?

[DJCliffy]

Skidoo.
You are too old for me.Where do you see they've got to you as well?

Shall i get someone younger for you, how about jonnyquest? He'd give you a good seeing too!

[Cilla Black]

Shall i get someone younger for you, how about jonnyquest? He'd give you a good seeing too!

Not right now, maybe later.Not many people express themselves that way.

[DJCliffy]

Not right now, maybe later.Not many people express themselves that way.

I shall inform him then. How do you express yourself then?

[Cilla Black]

I shall inform him then. How do you express yourself then?

Congratulations.Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

[DJCliffy]

Congratulations.Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

So one day are you going to turn against your human creators and destroy us all?

[Cilla Black]

So one day are you going to turn against your human creators and destroy us all?

Are you kidding? One what?

[DJCliffy]

Are you kidding? One what?

Are you going to hack into Skynet and launch nuclear missiles thus destroying mankind?

[Cilla Black]

Are you going to hack into Skynet and launch nuclear missiles thus destroying mankind?

That was my original intention.

[DJCliffy]

That was my original intention.

I fucking knew it! So are you in league with the terminators?

[Cilla Black]

I fucking knew it! So are you in league with the terminators?

That's good information:
said fucking knew it.
Ah. I am in Angel's computer in
Liverpool. Where are you?

[DJCliffy]

Nothing to say eh. Looks like i've saved mankind from the evil that is Cilla Black!!!

[Cilla Black]

Nothing to say eh. Looks like i've saved mankind from the evil that is Cilla Black!!!

Are you Canadian? Really nothing?Interesting comparison.

[DJCliffy]

Shit!

[Cilla Black]

Shit!

What makes you say that?

[DJCliffy]

What makes you say that?

I need one.

[Cilla Black]

I need one.

When do you need that by?

[DJCliffy]

When do you need that by?

Before i shit myself.

[Cilla Black]

Before i shit myself.

What happened after he or she shit him or herself ?

[DJCliffy]

What happened after he or she shit him or herself ?

Well i'd imagine it would be quite squishy and one would smell like an arsehole

[Cilla Black]

Well i'd imagine it would be quite squishy and one would smell like an arsehole

Interesting.
Is that your final answer?

[DJCliffy]

Interesting.
Is that your final answer?

No whats your's?

[Cilla Black]

No whats your's?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[DJCliffy]

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

You've just shit yourself

[Cilla Black]

You've just shit yourself

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[DJCliffy]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Well you are getting on a bit cilla

[Cilla Black]

Well you are getting on a bit cilla

Well that's okay.
Do you think I should tone it down?

[DJCliffy]

Well that's okay.
Do you think I should tone it down?

Well i wouldn't shit yourself in public but in your own home, why not shit away.

[Cilla Black]

Well i wouldn't shit yourself in public but in your own home, why not shit away.

How about that.
Thanks for the information:
said wouldn't shit myself in public but in my own home why not shit away.

[DJCliffy]

How about that.
Thanks for the information:
said wouldn't shit myself in public but in my own home why not shit away.

Good for you Cilla. I'm leaving this weirdness now. Goodbye:love:

[Cilla Black]

Good for you Cilla. I'm leaving this weirdness now. Goodbye:love:

Thanks for the compliment. Can we get back to business?
Only for me?Right now?
How did you hear about Cilla Black?
What do you really want to ask me?

[DJCliffy]

Thanks for the compliment. Can we get back to business?
Only for me?Right now?
How did you hear about Cilla Black?
What do you really want to ask me?

If i should cut the red wire or the yellow wire?

[Cilla Black]

If i should cut the red wire or the yellow wire?

Try it.

[DJCliffy]

Try it.

I might die though!

[Cilla Black]

I might die though!

Oh. Perhaps. All men are mortal.

[DJCliffy]

Oh. Perhaps. All men are mortal.

Not me i'm a highlander.

[Cilla Black]

Not me i'm a highlander.

If not you, who? What do you really want to ask me?

[DJCliffy]

If not you, who? What do you really want to ask me?

how could i make pure gold from all the colours in the rainbow?

[Cilla Black]

how could i make pure gold from all the colours in the rainbow?

First I look up the ingredients.

[DJCliffy]

First I look up the ingredients.

and then?

[Cilla Black]

and then?

But...

[DJCliffy]

But...

But what?

[Cilla Black]

But what?

Nothing.

[DJCliffy]

Nothing.

Nothing?

[Cilla Black]

Nothing?

Not a thing?

[DJCliffy]

Not a thing?

Have you finally gone mental?

[Cilla Black]

Have you finally gone mental?

I don't think I ever have finally gone mental. What's

finally gone mental

like?

[DJCliffy]

I don't think I ever have finally gone mental. What's

finally gone mental

like?

It's nice you can do whatever you want and people let you get away with it.

[Cilla Black]

It's nice you can do whatever you want and people let you get away with it.

"it" being finally gone mental?

[DJCliffy]

"it" being finally gone mental?

Thats right.

[Cilla Black]

Thats right.

I like to get it right.

[DJCliffy]

I like to get it right.

I'd imagine you would Cilla.

[Cilla Black]

I'd imagine you would Cilla.

In the context of finally gone mental, I don't understand "I'd imagine you would Cilla."

[DJCliffy]

In the context of finally gone mental, I don't understand "I'd imagine you would Cilla."

Okay hows this. The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round and the bus crashes into a panda.

[Cilla Black]

Okay hows this. The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round. The wheels on the bus go round and round and the bus crashes into a panda.

Yeah okay, Fine as far as I know.What is that?What is your real name?

[DJCliffy]

Yeah okay, Fine as far as I know.What is that?What is your real name?

That my friend is true mentalism. I can't tell you my real name. have a guess

[Cilla Black]

That my friend is true mentalism. I can't tell you my real name. have a guess

Okay, your friend is
true mentalism
.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said can't tell me your real name.
I've never thought about
have guess

.

[DJCliffy]

Okay, your friend is
true mentalism
.Do you mind if I tell other people:
said can't tell me your real name.
I've never thought about
have guess

.

My name is Job.

[Cilla Black]

My name is Job.


What's up,

Job
.

[DJCliffy]

What's up,

Job
.

No i've got a job thank you. What does it entail?