What should I do....

[elretardo87]

Its me and the missus' anniversary next week so I'm trying to figure out what to do. Shes making a huge fuss about it so I figure I should do it properly (as I ignore birthdays and valentines day and all the other such pish)

Anyway I've booked us a table at a really nice restaurant but I wana get her something. I thought of flowers...somethin like this

http://www.clareflorist.co.uk/ProdImages/flowers/blackcala1.jpg

but tbh I'd have to write something abusive on the card or it'd be too cheesey to be me. I did think of gettin her some new lingerie for her photo shoot thats coming up but most sexy lingerie places don't do 30DD. Anyone out there got any sensible suggestions?

[Arcadian]

Have you got any really nice photos of the two of you?

I got an ex of mine (whilst we were still together, mind) a picture of the two of us blown up on a small canvas print and she loved that.

I think with women (I think, but don't know) that it's not about how much you spend, but how sentimental it is... She still has that canvas print up on her wall, because, she says, it, "reminds her of all the good times."

Just an idea, anyway...

[DJCliffy]

Sensible no but how about a picture of you in a thong and put that on the card. :groucho:

seriously tho how about buying her the moon (or a part of it)
http://www.paramountzone.com/moon.htm

My mate done this and his bird fucking loved it! :love:

[Angel]

I don't like cut flowers..They belong outside in the ground :wink:


Write her a song or make a mix :weee:

Make her a poem (I'm sure you can :wink: )


I like the canvas print idea..Just think it's a bit to late

And the moon is sold out for now :laugh_at::laugh_at:

[Tank Girl]

sentiment is indeed most important for me,

Mr Tank once drew me a card of 'Tank girl' and I still have it framed 14 years later :love:

a good book is also a nice idea with something wriiten in it from you...

I like the idea of a mix - it shows you've thought of her and taken some time

[Cinimod]

a good book is also a nice idea with something wriiten in it from you...

That really is a great idea, lol. I'm definitely gonna use that... thanks :P
I'm usually quite bad with gifts for girls, but if I have any problems again, I'm definitely gonna post on here first. There are some fantastic ideas.

[elretardo87]

I was never gona get the flowers in cut form I wanted to find the actual plant and give her that....all my other small presents to her have been plants. It gives her something to lavish attention upon when I'm not there.

Anyway I've not got her anything as I have just been totally screwed out of all my money so I will have to starve for a week to even afford to pay for the meal. (Well when I say starve I mean eat 3 meals a day instead of 5-7)

[globalloon]

a potted miniature rose to represent the growing future of your mutual love :love:

and do a shit in her handbag so she knows you're willing to keep pushing the boundaries of your sex life :owned:

[Tank Girl]

so I will have to starve for a week to even afford to pay for the meal.

why not make her some pasta and cook it for her?
or is that something you do already and not 'special' for an anniversary?

I'm rather bad, would rather spend money on beer than go 'out' to eat :wink: pleases Mr tank though :laugh_at:

I'd like a picnik - but too cold at the mo :bounce_fl

[Tank Girl]

and do a shit in her handbag so she knows you're willing to keep pushing the boundaries of your sex life :owned:

love it!!!



spread the gene's :bounce_fl

[elretardo87]

why not make her some pasta and cook it for her?
or is that something you do already and not 'special' for an anniversary?

I'm rather bad, would rather spend money on beer than go 'out' to eat :wink: pleases Mr tank though :laugh_at:

I'd like a picnik - but too cold at the mo :bounce_fl



I cooked for her every day for 6 months while I was staying with her. Now I cook for her every day she is round. Its sad but my day revolves arround what I am going to have for tea so I want to go somewhere special.

and @ Glo

She doesn't have a handbag shes not that type of lady...she's more the type that would deck me if I shat anywhere that might possibly upset her.

[DaftFader]

Sensible no but how about a picture of you in a thong and put that on the card. :groucho:

seriously tho how about buying her the moon (or a part of it)
http://www.paramountzone.com/moon.htm

My mate done this and his bird fucking loved it! :love:

i'll sell you some of the moon ... just send me some cash through pay pal and i will send you a certificate and every thing :wink:

[MrAHC]

i wouldnt have a clue about things like that.

[elretardo87]

i'll sell you some of the moon ... just send me some cash through pay pal and i will send you a certificate and every thing :wink:

probably just as legit as that other muppet selling it.

[Playground Politics]

don't do 30DD.

cor blimey

[MrAHC]

football, chipy then the pub what more could a lass want. if she moans dump her :you_crazy

[DJCliffy]

How about going to one of those health spa things so she can get pampered etc?

http://www.lastminute.com/site/entertainment/healthandbeauty?skin=lmnukgoogle&bbcam=adwds&bbkid=Health+Spas

[hyperSkunk]

yeah m8 women always like pretty things..............beauty products, bath stuff, spas n facials, flowers, smellies.................get her anything that will last longer than a week!! lol

[MrAHC]

I sent a txt :) got a reply though lol

[lilmstrixta]

La senza and knickerbox both do really nice lingerie in those sizes and bigger also anne summers do really nice underware also. not just smutty stuff

[hyperSkunk]

yum lingerine ^ . ^

[MrAHC]

tk max n primark do good stuff n all.

[JonnyQuest]

you got any topless photos of you both?

[Playground Politics]

tk max n primark do good stuff n all.

u dont lie do u

[MrAHC]

u dont lie do uyou'll never know :wink:

[sheffield-junglist]

tk max n primark do good stuff n all.

hahaha I agree