Pick-up lines

[Angel]

Lets have them

And did/do they actually work :devil_wag

[boothy]

sit on my face and i'll guess your weight...

works every time without fail :wink:

[lilmstrixta]

I hate pick up lines i really do much better to be able to make a girl laugh, i like this one though

"that shirt looks good on you but it would look better on my bedroom floor"

[DJCliffy]

sorry i can't meet u no more the doctor told me i'm diabetic and i cant stand sweet things like u. :groucho:

[JonnyQuest]

god gave you long fingers to tickle my prostate:crazy:

[Southcaver]

god gave you long fingers to tickle my prostate:crazy:

genius!:laugh_at:

[Playground Politics]

ur mums fit!

[starlaugh]

Fancy a shag?? Worked twice :biggreen:

Not one that would recommend using, just I can be a bit cheeky and get away with some wrong thing I say :bounce_fl

[Raj]

Would you like to come back to my flat and fuck? :biggreen:

That worked a treat too :laugh_at:

[lilmstrixta]

Would you like to come back to my flat and fuck? :biggreen:

That worked a treat too :laugh_at:

i like thaT one direct and to the point

[Tank Girl]

ur mums fit!

:laugh_at::laugh_at:


I wouldnt know any,:hopeless:

no ones ever tried :cry::cry:

[hyperSkunk]

''here's 20p, call you're mum and tell her you're not coming home tonight''

never used it................just heared it and found it quite funny.

[Playground Politics]

ive got 7 STIs, i saw u and thought u might have the same ones

[Tank Girl]

ive got 7 STIs, i saw u and thought u might have the same ones

:laugh_at::laugh_at:


I used to know a few people who this defo would relate to :wink:

[regurgitron2000]

"Got a condom?"

worked this morning. :wink:

[Cinimod]

How about:
"Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist."
or my personal favourite, lol:
"Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?"

[MrAHC]

'alright cheaky monkey what you up to' is my ice breaker but by the time i've got enough courage to talk to lasses i'm usualt to drunk to make any inpresion

[e_babes]

Fancy a shag?? Worked twice :biggreen: l

I'd say thats worked for me plenty of times.

Oh, your talking about Heterosexual pick up lines!!! :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

[rick james]

after making eye contact, giving her a smile and getting one back, i walk up to her and whisper in her ear....

"i'd swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you"

[MrAHC]

after making eye contact, giving her a smile and getting one back, i walk up to her and whisper in her ear....

"i'd swim through a sea of shit just to suck the last cock that fucked you"
have you had to sign some sort of register at some point :laugh_at::laugh_at:

[rick james]

:laugh_at:

[Angel]

Oh, your talking about Heterosexual pick up lines!!! :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

Who said that :weee:

[MrAHC]

Who said that :weee: tryed a pick up line on you last eve n you just brushed me off :cry:

[Angel]

tryed a pick up line on you last eve n you just brushed me off :cry:

:group_hug

Guess that pick-up line don't work then :wink:

[MrAHC]

:group_hug

Guess that pick-up line don't work then :wink:aye

[regurgitron2000]

All I ever need is, "Hey, baby." :wink:

[Angel]

You wanna go see my stamp collection :laugh_at:

[timid rabbit]

Hello, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

[timid rabbit]

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.