Who the feck are you?

[MrAHC]

Who the feck is Cilla? :bounce_fl

[Cilla Black]

Who the feck is Cilla? :bounce_fl

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

[MrAHC]

I'm not sure I like that remark so much.Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
errrrmmmmm you are, you look like a monster from mars:egg:

[Cilla Black]

errrrmmmmm you are, you look like a monster from mars:egg:

Are all errrrmmmmm you you look like a monster from marsegg?

[MrAHC]

Are all errrrmmmmm you you look like a monster from marsegg?
speak english bitch.

[Cilla Black]

speak english bitch.

You do not speak with respect.

For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to <a>The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.</a>

[MrAHC]

You do not speak with respect.

For an English version of A.L.I.C.E. go to <a>The A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.</a>
right you've blown it I aint askin you out for dinner now you donkey.

[Cilla Black]

right you've blown it I aint askin you out for dinner now you donkey.

Understood. Have you ever been to Europe?

[MrAHC]

Understood. Have you ever been to Europe?
you aint coz they eat horses in europe.

[Cilla Black]

you aint coz they eat horses in europe.

You don't know me well enough to say that.

[MrAHC]

You don't know me well enough to say that.
i'll have the last word thank you.

[Cilla Black]

i'll have the last word thank you.

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[MrAHC]

Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
agggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did i start this?

[Cilla Black]

agggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did i start this?

Sure,
agggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did he or she start this
sounds like a good topic.

[MrAHC]

Sure,
agggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why did he or she start this
sounds like a good topic.
i'll cut ur nose off in a second...........

[Cilla Black]

i'll cut ur nose off in a second...........

Is that your final answer?

[MrAHC]

Is that your final answer?
yes now fuck off.

[Cilla Black]

yes now fuck off.

You're sure. That's your final answer. Why now? Can't you be more polite?

[MrAHC]

You're sure. That's your final answer. Why now? Can't you be more polite?
piss flaps!

[Cilla Black]

piss flaps!

What are you wearing?

[MrAHC]

What are you wearing?
look i've said you've blown it now stop trying to get in my underpants!

[Cilla Black]

look i've said you've blown it now stop trying to get in my underpants!

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

[MrAHC]

Sorry my eye is not attached right now.neathers your nose!

[Cilla Black]

neathers your nose!

"Sorry my eye is not attached right now"? neathers your nose?

[DJCliffy]

Vous sucer des bites chevaux

[Cilla Black]

Vous sucer des bites chevaux

What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[!sinner69!]

working overtime, Cilla?

:devilish:

[Cilla Black]

working overtime, Cilla?

:devilish:


What do you look like?
Do you prefer books or TV?

[!sinner69!]

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:toxic:

[Cilla Black]

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:toxic:

Not many people express themselves that way.
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
That input matched my default category.
"Do you prefer books or TV"? photobucketdot comalbumsp3sinner69dmtgiveadamn?
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Are you really a ""?
What are you wearing?

[JonnyQuest]

do you think its a good or bad idea to motorcycle through western russia?

[Cilla Black]

do you think its a good or bad idea to motorcycle through western russia?

Not if I can help it.

[JonnyQuest]

if i offer to buy you a drink?

[Cilla Black]

if i offer to buy you a drink?

Try it.

[JonnyQuest]

what would you like?

[Cilla Black]

what would you like?

It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

[JonnyQuest]

It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.

a white russian it is, do you wonder what i look like naked?

[Cilla Black]

a white russian it is, do you wonder what i look like naked?

It's not unusual for a white russian it to be.

[JonnyQuest]

oh cilla your to kind

[Cilla Black]

oh cilla your to kind

Ayuh.
Try saying that with more or less context.

[JonnyQuest]

my place?

[Cilla Black]

my place?

Where did you get your
place?

[JonnyQuest]

in my schlong baby

[Cilla Black]

in my schlong baby

Don't call me "baby". May I ask where you got schlong?

[JonnyQuest]

here come have a look

[Cilla Black]

here come have a look

Oh there.