Girls: Did it hurt the first time?

[limey]

lets see what the vote is. did it.. or did it not..

[cathdreadhead]

is squatjuice down again?

[Angel]

Hi Limey :weee:

Good to see you again

Sixteen soon :wink:

[limey]

hey angel, how ya doing?

long time no speak! xmas_badger haha yeah 16 soon... im getting old lol

[Angel]

I'm doing good :wink:

Hope you have a great birthday old girl :laugh_at:

[regurgitron2000]

Depends...my VERY first time [with my ex-girlfriend], no.

With that guy on new years'...yeah.

He was like 10" and had me on top, pushing me down to the balls, and I know for a fact that my 'gina isn't 10" deep.

He didn't know how to use it, either

:laugh_at:

[lilmstrixta]

haha i haven't thought about my first time in ages, it was bearable pain.

[regurgitron2000]

I try not to think of mine.

lol

[Dom_sufc]

Depends...my VERY first time [with my ex-girlfriend], no.


:laugh_at:


I try not to think of mine.

lol

Thats funny, because I am definitely thinking of it :laugh_at:

[Sini]

Thats funny, because I am definitely thinking of it :laugh_at:

Tut tut Dom :laugh_at:

I think this board is sex deprived.

[JonnyQuest]

it almost wasntt

[Playground Politics]

Depends...my VERY first time [with my ex-girlfriend], no.

With that guy on new years'...yeah.

He was like 10" and had me on top, pushing me down to the balls, and I know for a fact that my 'gina isn't 10" deep.

He didn't know how to use it, either

:laugh_at:

you had sex with a 10" tall midget, did he dance for u afterwards

[Sini]

it almost wasntt

Christ man! [shakes fist]

[07lawes]

hi from chris lawes

[DaftFader]

spring sticking out of my matress that keeps digging into any one that lies on my bed :weee:

[Dom_sufc]

spring sticking out of my matress that keeps digging into any one that lies on my bed :weee:

You had her on bottom then lol. Poor lasses...

[DaftFader]

You had her on bottom then lol. Poor lasses...
on the bottom in my bed .. on top in hers lol :laugh_at:

[lilmstrixta]

hey i have a question does it hurt you lads when you do it the first time?
Its something that i have always wondered, lol

[DaftFader]

hey i have a question does it hurt you lads when you do it the first time?
Its something that i have always wondered, lol

no :weee: ... well not any one i have spoke to about it any way ... welll tbh thats no one ... but i just assumed it didn't as it didn't for me :laugh_at:

[lilmstrixta]

no :weee: ... well not any one i have spoke to about it any way ... welll tbh thats no one ... but i just assumed it didn't as it didn't for me :laugh_at:

you lads always have it easy dont you lol
bastardos.

[Dom_sufc]

you lads always have it easy dont you lol
bastardos.

God and you women think you have it bad with child birth. Dont get me started!

:laugh_at:










I joke, I joke...

[lilmstrixta]

God and you women think you have it bad with child birth. Dont get me started!

:laugh_at:



I joke, I joke...

hahahaha i wouldnt know i dont have kids lol
mind you you guys do get man flu so i guess that evens the score

[DaftFader]

hahahaha i wouldnt know i dont have kids lol
mind you you guys do get man flu so i guess that evens the score

sry to tell you .. but man flu it all lies to get off work (around the house) :laugh_at:

[lilmstrixta]

sry to tell you .. but man flu it all lies to get off work (around the house) :laugh_at:

lol :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: don't shatter my phantsy

[starlaugh]

mind you you guys do get man flu so i guess that evens the score

Nope I know man flu doesn't only effect men, I know a couple of women who must have had it with all the moaning and bitching that they are ill....

Anyway men moan about having man flu as its one of the only times we moan about how we feel, every other sentence from a woman is attention seeking....

LET US HAVE OUR MOMENT :laugh_at:

( Oh and no sex the first time doesn't hurt us blokes, well not that I remember)

[lilmstrixta]

Nope I know man flu doesn't only effect men, I know a couple of women who must have had it with all the moaning and bitching that they are ill....

Anyway men moan about having man flu as its one of the only times we moan about how we feel, every other sentence from a woman is attention seeking....

LET US HAVE OUR MOMENT :laugh_at:

( Oh and no sex the first time doesn't hurt us blokes, well not that I remember)

im sorry but you just nearly made me wee myself laughing

men dont moan that is the funniest thing i have ever herd. lol

[DaftFader]

Oh and no sex the first time doesn't hurt us blokes, well not that I remember

yeah as i remeber it, it was quite the opposite also ... FAR from pain :laugh_at:

[DJCliffy]

Oh and no sex the first time doesn't hurt us blokes, well not that I remember

My first time did. then again we did fall thru the dining room table almost snapping my cock in half! Ah that was a funny ol time! :weee:

[lilmstrixta]

My first time did. then again we did fall thru the dining room table almost snapping my cock in half! Ah that was a funny ol time! :weee:

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
kinda reminds me about a certain shower episode

[starlaugh]

My first time did. then again we did fall thru the dining room table almost snapping my cock in half! Ah that was a funny ol time! :weee:

How the feck did you manage that?


:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:
kinda reminds me about a certain shower episode


Me and an ex fell through a shower cubicle in the bathroom when i lived in the pub, was quite a horrendous experience having to confess to breaking it and getting someone into repair it :wink:

[lilmstrixta]

How the feck did you manage that?



Me and an ex fell through a shower cubicle in the bathroom when i lived in the pub, was quite a horrendous experience having to confess to breaking it and getting someone into repair it :wink:

simalar experience to mine lol was when i was living in a care home lol
luckily noone was in and i just said i sliped on the soap

[DJCliffy]

How the feck did you manage that?



Well lets just say it was with quite a plump girl and a very old table! Nothing was hurt really other than my pride! :wink:

[DaftFader]

never broke any thing my first time .. but it was in an old shed on a nasty old materess :yakk: .. ripped of the top of my umbrella for my gf to lie on ..(quite the gental man :laugh_at:) .. and that was that ... wen't back the next day in day light to brag to all my mates only to find there was a dead fox next to the materess :yakk:

[lilmstrixta]

mine was up against a tree in the woods with a guy whos surname was wood not a plesent experience i can tell you

[elretardo87]

Mine was in a bed in my house....afterwards I had a bong.

Twas ace.

[lilmstrixta]

Mine was in a bed in my house....afterwards I had a bong.

Twas ace.

what the bong or the sex?

[elretardo87]

what the bong or the sex?

The bong.

[DaftFader]

oh yeah i just remebered .. my m8 gave me an out of date condom as well .. that split and i had to go upto the clinic with my gf and get the morning after pill ... lame:cry:

[lilmstrixta]

UNLUCKY LEAST YOU HAD THE SENCE TO USE ONE THOUGH ooops didnt mean to put that in caps lol

[DaftFader]

UNLUCKY LEAST YOU HAD THE SENCE TO USE ONE THOUGH ooops didnt mean to put that in caps lol

meh it didn't last long trust .... hmm i mean the sence .. alltho neither did my first time :laugh_at:

[Digital-A]

my m8 gave me an out of date condom as well .. that split and i had to go upto the clinic with my gf and get the morning after pill ... lame:cry:

and to top it off it was f**king coconut flavour ... the one that no one wants from the durex ''fruit salad'' selection box ...

[lilmstrixta]

meh it didn't last long trust .... hmm i mean the sence .. alltho neither did my first time :laugh_at:

silly silly if you dont cover it it will drop off

[Digital-A]

silly silly if you dont cover it it will drop off

and if the wind blows it'll get stuck like that forever?

[lilmstrixta]

and if the wind blows it'll get stuck like that forever?

well i dunno i don't have man buts i dont know how they work lol

[DaftFader]

and to top it off it was f**king coconut flavour ... the one that no one wants from the durex ''fruit salad'' selection box ...
na they don't make fruit salad in x-large vertion :wink:

[spark]

my mate... and it really was my mate... did the deed with a guy who had a massive one with a "prince albert"... she said the experience was very uncomfortable...

i was a complete geek the first time... after hearing about how much blood there might be (ok stupid and naive teenager !!!) we put towels everywhere...

felt a bit stupid afterwards when there was nothing hehe....first time didnt hurt but wasnt exactly great...

[Tank Girl]

i was a complete geek the first time... after hearing about how much blood there might be (ok stupid and naive teenager !!!) we put towels everywhere...



bless - I had a friend that did that too - but there was lots of blood for her :yakk:

Trying to remember - as have tried not to - I assure you

my fells wanted to do 'it' in his (ex army)

para boots (some weird fetish) so them digging in made it rather err.... uncomfortable :laugh_at:

[djprocess]

Nope I know man flu doesn't only effect men, I know a couple of women who must have had it with all the moaning and bitching that they are ill....

Anyway men moan about having man flu as its one of the only times we moan about how we feel, every other sentence from a woman is attention seeking....

LET US HAVE OUR MOMENT :laugh_at:

( Oh and no sex the first time doesn't hurt us blokes, well not that I remember)
first time? it may not hurt, but pride? 1,2,3 :shudder: shit! (fucking hair trigger!) ahem so someome tpld me...

[CorpseEsproc]

Yeah rediculosly so, the first 15 times, even now sometimes, but then i'm pretty tight ;p hahaha

[Sini]

I'm still a virgin :wink:











No seriously, it didn't hurt at all, no blood either, was just the most unenjoyable and boring sex imaginable.

[unhappy larry]

hey i have a question does it hurt you lads when you do it the first time?
Its something that i have always wondered, lolNot really the first time but I have experienced pain quite recently with fairly tight girls

[DaftFader]

Not really the first time but I have experienced pain quite recently with fairly tight girls
is that why you are unhappy?:cry:

[MrAHC]

i recently fucked a yorkshire terrier that was quite tight, that hurt both of us. But its a loveing relationship so we will get over it.

I realy want to try bdsm with an underage turnip and fuck it aftarwards.

[Dom_sufc]

Well ... :weee:

[MrAHC]

mmmmmmmmm and water sports with a bison

[Boobahhaha]

No, :bounce_fl


I was a very active kid, I'd ride my bike all day, climb trees, run around, play hid in go seek, tag all that fun stuff. I think thats why it didnt hurt the first time.