Will Dan u break my van!

[Mr Fixxy]

In a fit of uncharacteristic kindness I lent dan u my van to go to The Big Chill festival this weekend.

Which part of my van will dan u break?

And what will his excuse be?

Its the only thing of value I own.

[Richy Freeway]

He'll put the wrong fuel in it.

[Hyb]

Dan is a camper breaking pro.

Your guess is as good as mine.

[toastyghost]

It'll be caught in a six foot square flood.

[fluffywuffyflump]

He'll be sick on the dashboard.

[funkyfoo]

im gonna keep my options open here:

drivers seat - shit/pissed on.
window screen - cracked.
panels - dented
interior - redecorated in the style of a raging junkie whilst listening to Remo Fernandez

the last option for me would be he comes home in a fiat panda totally trippin and unaware hes in the wrong motor.