Customers that stink.

[Richy Freeway]

HAVE A BATH AND WASH YOUR CLOTHES YOU SMELLY BASTARDS.

That is all.

* Richy Freeway opens a window.

[snarf]

Sorry, I've just moved house and forgot to take my deoderant with me...

[Mr Fixxy]

livelys lording it up on facebook, I wouldnt take that if I were you admins.

[Richy Freeway]

I'd say link me up but facebook fucking sucks.

[snarf]

Just to quash any rumours that may be doing the rounds, we are NOT, I repeat NOT in cahoots with DJ Lively, and this is NOT merely a publicity stunt to promote our new Trivia Quiz chat game*.




* Just join the chat and type !ask for questions when the new server is online!

[andy ridgeway]

i had a customer come in to collect an order earlier, sounded like a really nice bloke on the phone

turned up and apropos of nothing starts banging on about how he's ex met police, and had to leave because they've all gone gay, ie: they won't let him smack peoples' heads against the sink until they talk, like they used to in the good old days

i stood there making sympathic approving noises whilst sweating out last night's chang and trying not to let on that he represents everything that i fear and despise

then he spotted the rizla and tobacco, oh dear.

i don't think we'll be getting much repeat business off that freako.

[little luke]

I'd say link me up but facebook fucking sucks.

Link me up instead Fixxy, I wanna see what the gang-banging thug is saying!


Also, one thing I don't like about this site is my inability to get use to the "submit" and "preview" buttons being the opposite way round to SJ.

[Susan]

i went to a friends house earlier to grab my vinyl back, and the whole house stank of sweat. fuckin rank. i almost spewed :hopeless:

[paulfh]

Used to have a guy come into work and during the summer did he fucking kick up.Worse thing is he would always stand at the bar.In the end i took the sympathetic approach and asked would he please fuck off to over by the fruit machine because he stank.It worked.

[Intastella]

I've had to throw a guy out of my boozer for shitting in his pants before now, so you can all give over pissin' and whinging 'bout a bit of BO ;op

[fluffywuffyflump]

Used to have a guy come into work and during the summer did he fucking kick up.Worse thing is he would always stand at the bar.In the end i took the sympathetic approach and asked would he please fuck off to over by the fruit machine because he stank.It worked.

MURRRDERRRRR

[toastyghost]

Link me up instead Fixxy, I wanna see what the gang-banging thug is saying!


Also, one thing I don't like about this site is my inability to get use to the "submit" and "preview" buttons being the opposite way round to SJ.

The Lively Merked SJ group:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=4466250405&ref=mf

Courtesy of LadyP.

Show the man some restepa, quick!

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/object2/53/95/n4466250405_6934.jpg

Fear.:hopeless:

[fluffywuffyflump]

Its called RESTECP.

[andy ridgeway]

I've had to throw a guy out of my boozer for shitting in his pants before now, so you can all give over pissin' and whinging 'bout a bit of BO ;op

i want to come to your pub!

[Mr Fixxy]

i got drunk with top gears james mayfield last night.

My mate told him he was the 'boring one' he looked pissed off.

[Intastella]

i want to come to your pub!

Oh, it's an experience alright...

It's full of coffin dodgers and care in the community cases. Most people who come visit me at work end up just sat there with this stunned look on their face ;D

[andy ridgeway]

Oh, it's an experience alright...

It's full of coffin dodgers and care in the community cases. Most people who come visit me at work end up just sat there with this stunned look on their face ;D

i thrive amongst the mongs.

where/when, let's make this shit happen

[paulfh]

I've had to throw a guy out of my boozer for shitting in his pants before now, so you can all give over pissin' and whinging 'bout a bit of BO ;opI'll see your shitting his panta and raise you a shitting up the back wall of the toilet,the side walls and somehow the door.Then throwing their pants out and putting them on the patio out the back to dry out.Then before his cab came he did the same to a second cubicle

[paulfh]

MURRRDERRRRRThought that might be you from the quizz references.So how many points do i get?

[Intastella]

I'll see your shitting his panta and raise you a shitting up the back wall of the toilet,the side walls and somehow the door.Then throwing their pants out and putting them on the patio out the back to dry out.Then before his cab came he did the same to a second cubicle

Haha, guy did that at my old pub (only the one cubicle tho!). He was in the toilet for ages, so i told the landlords son-in-law to go check on him, but he said, nah, he's right...

Guy comes back after about 20 mins, i leaned across the bar to ask him what he wanted, and nearly passed out from the stench. Landlord told me to go check the bogs, and there was a trail of shit to the door, his beshitted undercrackers on the floor, and the cubicle looked like an explosion in a...well...a shit factory. Then, i added my own touch by throwing up in the middle of it.

Boss tried to get me to go clean it...i told him he had more chance of plaiting it than he did of me shovelling it.

Happy daze.

:o\

i thrive amongst the mongs.

where/when, let's make this shit happen

Raincheck? :yakk:

[fuzzi-lulu]

[quote=snarf]Just to quash any rumours that may be doing the rounds, we are NOT, I repeat NOT in cahoots with DJ Lively, and this is NOT merely a publicity stunt to promote our new Trivia Quiz chat game*.



Willl there be better questions? I like pop quizzes as well as General knowledge! Some of them Nobel prize questions tho...if it wasn`t for google.. I mean my immense brain, I`d be stuck as fuck :crazy_diz

[paulfh]

Haha, guy did that at my old pub (only the one cubicle tho!). He was in the toilet for ages, so i told the landlords son-in-law to go check on him, but he said, nah, he's right...

Guy comes back after about 20 mins, i leaned across the bar to ask him what he wanted, and nearly passed out from the stench. Landlord told me to go check the bogs, and there was a trail of shit to the door, his beshitted undercrackers on the floor, and the cubicle looked like an explosion in a...well...a shit factory. Then, i added my own touch by throwing up in the middle of it.

Boss tried to get me to go clean it...i told him he had more chance of plaiting it than he did of me shovelling it.

Happy daze.

:o\



Raincheck? :yakk:I had the punters coming up going what are you gonna do about it.My reply was to pull the cubicle doors shut with my foot and lock them then spray a can of air freshener in there.Like fuck was cleaning that up

[Intastella]

haha, fuckin' right...deffo not in the job description :you_crazy

[AcidJack]

Haha, guy did that at my old pub (only the one cubicle tho!). He was in the toilet for ages, so i told the landlords son-in-law to go check on him, but he said, nah, he's right...

Guy comes back after about 20 mins, i leaned across the bar to ask him what he wanted, and nearly passed out from the stench. Landlord told me to go check the bogs, and there was a trail of shit to the door, his beshitted undercrackers on the floor, and the cubicle looked like an explosion in a...well...a shit factory. Then, i added my own touch by throwing up in the middle of it.

Boss tried to get me to go clean it...i told him he had more chance of plaiting it than he did of me shovelling it.

Happy daze.

:o\


Niiiice. Who was it? The Baptist?