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phogeyman
15-07-2007, 01:37 PM
to keep their NUTS dry!:groucho:
spark_plug
15-07-2007, 04:08 PM
why did princess diana cross the road?

cause she wasnt wearing a seat belt
phogeyman
15-07-2007, 05:54 PM
what do you call a deer with no eyes ?

no eye deer !:groucho: :groucho: :groucho:
MisterDuck
18-07-2007, 03:37 PM
why did princess diana cross the road?

cause she wasnt wearing a seat belt

:laugh_at::laugh_at:

cringe-worthy but funny :wink:

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what's osama bin laden's favourite game?

jenga!
quietRIOT
21-07-2007, 07:47 PM
why did princess diana cross the road?

cause she wasnt wearing a seat belt

hahaa..:crazy_dru
Playground Politics
22-07-2007, 09:41 PM
why did william wallace have dandruff, cos he had no head and shoulders



lame
spark_plug
22-07-2007, 10:06 PM
why did william wallace have dandruff, cos he had no head and shoulders



lame

orrrr how do u kno diana uses head and shoulders?

cause it was all over the dashboard

wheeyyyy
Playground Politics
23-07-2007, 09:32 AM
i like it:laugh_at:
Scranner
02-08-2007, 04:31 PM
whats thin and pink and smells of holly

ian huntleys cock!
myser
02-08-2007, 05:52 PM
whats the first thing eskimos teach there kids ..
dont eat the yellow snow !!
Southcaver
02-08-2007, 06:23 PM
whats the best thing about american airways?

you can get a plane straight to the office.
cathdreadhead
03-08-2007, 10:11 AM
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious";.

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbor, Paul Lewis, is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
andyw
03-08-2007, 10:46 AM
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious";.

Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbor, Paul Lewis, is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."

Haha :groucho: