Which is easier bein male or female?

[tarifa]

PP just posted that if he were female it would be easier (in some ways)

I think its easier being female if . . . you want to get laid :groucho:

I think its easier being male if . . . you want to go for a pee in public :hopeless:

wierd thread i know but I'm bored! :crazy_diz

[Angel]

I think its easier being female if .. you get arrested :groucho:

I think its easier being male if .. want a good job (in Denmark anyway)

[Playground Politics]

its easier being male....if u wanna wank

its easier being female.....if u want to teach

[starlaugh]

Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.

Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.

Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!

Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:

[tarifa]

Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.

Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.

Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!

Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy:

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[Playground Politics]

Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.



ever heard of a power wank

[Angel]

Well there is not much in it really, being male and female both have the plus and minus sides.

Well a woman can be aroused in public and usually get away with it, for a bloke this can involve a bit of ducking and hiding till things calm down.

Women bleed for a few days a month :yakk: where as us blokes get it easy in that respect!

Then again being a bloke your delicate parts are a little more exposed than a womans, this does mean that they can get caught and hurt a lot easyer :hopeless: EG trapping a knacker in between your legs :crazy::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[starlaugh]

ever heard of a power wank

Yeah i have!

I know i can be stupid and dont get embarassed easily but i will have to draw the line at flopping it out in public and making sweet love to myself :razz:

[BioTech]

ever heard of a power wank

Otherwise known as a "danger wank"

To be honest I’m chuffed as hell I’m a bloke. Girls can use their charms to get what they want but they have it bloody hard for most other things. Periods, pregnancy, PMT, Menopause, Shaving legs, physically weaker (not always), bitchyness. Meh!

I’d love to be a girl for a day though (don’t read too much in to that!!). Just to see what it was like…… I might not leave the house though :wink: .

[Playground Politics]

u dont have to, rules to having a power wank

1 dont do it while ur mums there

2 dont do it in a butcher, ouch

3nono to the policestation

4 accemptability in a cinema (take one popcorn box, make one hole in bottom, make sure popcorn isnt salty, ouch(seasoning will take place later), the dig deep in ur popcorn, if girl friend is there offer her some too:groucho: (the salty surprise in the bottom should be a delight)

5 near any kind of burger, or hot dog joint is acceptable(take one hotdog bun place around the neather regions and then shake hard(any sauces are acceptable expcept tobasco and mustard)

6 nono to primary schools or creches

7bushes and parks are fine(not near child swings tho)

well thats the round up, enjoy

[Angel]

u dont have to, rules to having a power wank

1 dont do it while ur mums there

2 dont do it in a butcher, ouch

3nono to the policestation

4 accemptability in a cinema (take one popcorn box, make one hole in bottom, make sure popcorn isnt salty, ouch(seasoning will take place later), the dig deep in ur popcorn, if girl friend is there offer her some too:groucho: (the salty surprise in the bottom should be a delight)

5 near any kind of burger, or hot dog joint is acceptable(take one hotdog bun place around the neather regions and then shake hard(any sauces are acceptable expcept tobasco and mustard)

6 nono to primary schools or creches

7bushes and parks are fine(not near child swings tho)

well thats the round up, enjoy

Interesting reading :laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[tarifa]

PP u r an education! :wink:

[Playground Politics]

spiderman wanks are also a kind where u shoot ur "web" based products as far as u can, ive never tried tho, some hobo told me about them, the story came to a sticky ending tho...

[tarifa]

:lol_up: OMG!

[quietRIOT]

its easier being male....if u wanna wank....

its easier being female.....if u want to teach


i question to number one ...why?:weee: is it easier...

being a man is much easier...you men hav it cushty...
im coming back as a cat...Meh!

[starlaugh]

being a man is much easier...you men hav it cushty...


How did you come to this conclusion April? :wink:

[Playground Politics]

i question to number one ...why?:weee: is it easier...

being a man is much easier...you men hav it cushty...
im coming back as a cat...Meh!

men just have to find the right sized whole, in the ecosystem they live in..:laugh_at:

[tarifa]

How did you come to this conclusion April? :wink:
April, isn't it easier to have a wank sanding up if ur a bloke?

Me personally i prefer, lying down, although sitting can be fine, don't think I've ever DIYd standing up! Would fall over!:weee:

[Angel]

:shy::shy:

[starlaugh]

April, isn't it easier to have a wank sanding up if ur a bloke?

Me personally i prefer, lying down, although sitting can be fine, don't think I've ever DIYd standing up! Would fall over!:weee:

Urm i don't think the ease of having a fiddle would make being male or female any better.

Anyway you get vibrators and stuff that like that, its all seems a little more acceptable, if i sat with my mates and mentioned anything about a blow up doll or something i would have the piss ripped out of me!

Ah yeah and i have seen little vibrators in the vending machines of some toliets in the bars in town,

[tarifa]

Ah yeah and i have seen little vibrators in the vending machines of some toliets in the bars in town,

what! (you sure they're not tampax babe!:laugh_at:) :wink:

[Angel]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[starlaugh]

what! (you sure they're not tampax babe!:laugh_at:) :wink:

Nope nope unless i have been confussed about Tampax, are they really £5 for one, take batteries, made of plastic and buzz :laugh_at:

:biggreen::biggreen::biggreen::biggreen::biggreen: :biggreen::biggreen::biggreen:

[tarifa]

Nope nope unless i have been confussed about Tampax, are they really £5 for one, take batteries, made of plastic and buzz :laugh_at:

:biggreen::biggreen::biggreen::biggreen::biggreen: :biggreen::biggreen::biggreen:


:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:

[quietRIOT]

what! (you sure they're not tampax babe!:laugh_at:) :wink:

hahahahahaha haaa


wanking stood up ..but that pointless....

[quietRIOT]

men just have to find the right sized whole, in the ecosystem they live in..:laugh_at:
talking bollox again ......:weee: :love:

[starlaugh]

Also they invent these things for you women....

http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/82/e8/1db6_1.JPG

:groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho:

[quietRIOT]

How did you come to this conclusion April? :wink:



to quote biotech
Girls can use their charms to get what they want but they have it bloody hard for most other things. Periods, pregnancy, PMT, Menopause, Shaving legs, physically weaker (not always), bitchyness. Meh!

[quietRIOT]

Also they invent these things for you women....

http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/82/e8/1db6_1.JPG

:groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho:


f*** that off...

[tarifa]

Also they invent these things for you women....

http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/82/e8/1db6_1.JPG

:groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho:

where, what, why?!! As Tarifa looks at it from every angle an remains confused!

[Angel]

Also they invent these things for you women....

http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/82/e8/1db6_1.JPG

:groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho: :groucho:You just bought one of these,didn't you :weee::weee:
Lucky girl :groucho:

[Angel]

where, what, why?!! As Tarifa looks at it from every angle an remains confused!Tounge piercing

[tarifa]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at:whats a tounge? :wink:

seems my education is severly lacking!

[Angel]

Tongue (sorry :hopeless: )

[starlaugh]

You just bought one of these,didn't you :weee::weee:
Lucky girl :groucho:

:biggreen: Yup i sure did......

f*** that off...

Why what is up with it April? :wink:

[tarifa]

Tongue (sorry :hopeless: )

Thanks :flowers: and :laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at: no worries babe, was thinking it was someting sexy i hadn't heard of! god forbid! (near g-spot possibly?!):wink:

[Playground Politics]

talking bollox again ......:weee: :love:

wow ur fiesty, id eat u all up :groucho: , talking dirty to me again:laugh_at: :laugh_at:

[p0ly]

male or female doesn't compare to gnome or raccoon

[Tank Girl]

female = multiple orgasms :bounce_fl

[GiantMidget]

female = multiple orgasms :bounce_fl

Being a man is better. I can piss out the window of a speeding car. I win.

[Tank Girl]

Being a man is better. I can piss out the window of a speeding car. I win.
lol :laugh_at::laugh_at: