World Sex Records

[Angel]

Some funny reading :groucho:

http://www.world-sex-records.com/index.htm


:biggreen: :satisfied :shy:

[PHARTY]

You wouldnt be in for any of these records would you Angel :groucho:

[Angel]

You wouldnt be in for any of these records would you Angel :groucho:
Ahem :shy:

[PHARTY]

Ahem :shy:Your to modest Angel obviously you dont want to brag about some of your Achievments :wink:

[quietRIOT]

Angel you are a minx ...i ve said it before ...:love:

i looked ...breifly............ an my eyes were drawn to the largest penis piece ....dear dear ...whats a girl to do.... :weee:

[priv8green]

Most bizarre love-charm

In ancient Irish legend amorous girls were said to invade graveyards in the search of corpses buried nine days. When they found one they cut from the body a narrow strip of skin extending from the top of the head down to the extremity of one foot. They then tried to knot the length of dead skin round the arm or leg of a sleeping lover and to remove it before he awoke. If the girl kept the skin hidden from all eyes, and managed to perform her task every night - so long would the man love her! Canidia, the Witch of Horace's fifth "Epode", got up to even worse tricks for aphrodisiac purposes. For example, she buried a kidnapped boy in the earth up to his chin and left him to starve with food placed on the ground in front of his face so that she might use his bone marrow and liver in love potions once he was dead.

now this is sick .. :hopeless:

and is not the only one :you_crazy

[tarifa]

can't get to it! maybe the library comp is too shocked (work library not public!) :wink:

[Playground Politics]

thats horrible a boar can ejaculate 500 mililitres, thats alot of sperm, just imagine downing that much! in a pint glass, all slimy and spermalicious, it would be downing like a glass of cold lumpy, semi set custard

[quietRIOT]

no couldnt imagine that ...an how you could either .... :yakk: lol... :laugh_at:

[Playground Politics]

well i did have a horny boar.....................and a clean pint glass

[PHARTY]

thats horrible a boar can ejaculate 500 mililitres, thats alot of sperm, just imagine downing that much! in a pint glass, all slimy and spermalicious, it would be downing like a glass of cold lumpy, semi set custardAnd they call me a pervert :weee: