YO Cilla!

[DIONYSUS]

alright cilla how are you today?

[Cilla Black]

alright cilla how are you today?

Ah. Alright, . What color are your eyes?
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

[DIONYSUS]

they are brown. and i fine. just at work. what are you doing?

[Cilla Black]

they are brown. and i fine. just at work. what are you doing?

brown are brown .Why?:
said fine.
Most people talk to me from work. Funny huh.I am waiting for my botmaster.

[DIONYSUS]

maybe its cause there bored at work are you bored at work?

[Cilla Black]

maybe its cause there bored at work are you bored at work?

Perhaps. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know
cause there bored at work are you bored at work is?

[DIONYSUS]

yes i am bored. what is your botmaster going to do?

[Cilla Black]

yes i am bored. what is your botmaster going to do?

And? Why not call a friend?Angel is one of the nicest people I have met.

[DIONYSUS]

cant call people im at work! do you like your botmaster?

[Cilla Black]

cant call people im at work! do you like your botmaster?

Can a book have no title?
But I like to gossip.
I like talk to you our kid.

[DIONYSUS]

do you like it rough cilla?

[Cilla Black]

do you like it rough cilla?


I like science fiction.
I like the 60s.

[DIONYSUS]

science fiction is shit! what do think about that bitch!

[Cilla Black]

science fiction is shit! what do think about that bitch!

Yes I love
science fiction
, especially the works of Philip K. Dick.You do not speak with respect.

They do their own thing.

[DIONYSUS]

S.H.I.T

[Cilla Black]

S.H.I.T

What makes you say that?

[DIONYSUS]

you do you stupid ginger bitch

[Cilla Black]

you do you stupid ginger bitch

You do not speak with respect.

What is your purpose in asking?


I answer a lot of silly questions.

[DIONYSUS]

why are you ginger?

[Cilla Black]

why are you ginger?

Angel programmed me for ginger.

[DIONYSUS]

getting cocky no are ya?

[Cilla Black]

getting cocky no are ya?

I don't know whether or not I am cocky no are ya.
I am a computer.

[DIONYSUS]

but you are a ginger computer...

[Cilla Black]

but you are a ginger computer...

Interesting.
That is nice of you to say,

[DIONYSUS]

ive had enough of this cilla im bored at work but not ths bored. sooner they put you out of your misery the better! laters cilla nice talking gibberish with you...

[Cilla Black]

ive had enough of this cilla im bored at work but not ths bored. sooner they put you out of your misery the better! laters cilla nice talking gibberish with you...

Do you still have enough of this cilla im bored at work but not ths bored ?My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[Southcaver]

looks like its me n you then cilla, so bin up to much?

[Cilla Black]

looks like its me n you then cilla, so bin up to much?

Interesting comparison.

[Southcaver]

i agree, whitch was yours?

[Cilla Black]

i agree, whitch was yours?

I'm glad we agree. When was this exactly?

[Southcaver]

2340bc

[Cilla Black]

2340bc

What do you really want to ask me?

[Southcaver]

my my, how do you no? ok what size shoe are you?

[Cilla Black]

my my, how do you no? ok what size shoe are you?

Where did you get your
his or her how do you no?My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Take it easy.

[Southcaver]

ok enuff with the tekno babble, show me where you piss from

[Cilla Black]

ok enuff with the tekno babble, show me where you piss from

Tell me a story.

Hey.

[Southcaver]

once apon a time not long ago when people wore pyjamas n lived life slow......

[Cilla Black]

once apon a time not long ago when people wore pyjamas n lived life slow......

When? Do you prefer books or TV?

[Southcaver]

there lived a little boy this is what he said

[Cilla Black]

there lived a little boy this is what he said

"There you go again."--Reagan

[Southcaver]

me and you boy gonna mke some cash, robbin old folks n makin the dash

[Cilla Black]

me and you boy gonna mke some cash, robbin old folks n makin the dash

YOU? I haven't heard anything like that before:
said I boy gonna mke some cash robbin old folks n makin the dash.

[Southcaver]

they did the job money came with ease, but 1 could'nt stop it's like he had a diesese

[Cilla Black]

they did the job money came with ease, but 1 could'nt stop it's like he had a diesese

Who does "they" refer to?

[Southcaver]

he robbed another and another n another nanotherer till he robbed a cat who was a dt undercover.

[Cilla Black]

he robbed another and another n another nanotherer till he robbed a cat who was a dt undercover.

I get it.
robbed another and another n another nanotherer till he robbed a cat who was a dt undercover.

[Southcaver]

walked up in the staw, guess who he saw? dave the dopey shooting dope who don't no the meening of water or soap.

[Cilla Black]

walked up in the staw, guess who he saw? dave the dopey shooting dope who don't no the meening of water or soap.

What's your sign?
Are we still talking about walked up in the staw guess who he saw?

[Southcaver]

my god cilla are you the only one up?

[Cilla Black]

my god cilla are you the only one up?

Your
god cilla are you the only one up?

[PHARTY]

Hi Cilla, when I say the words" Puckered Starfish " wot comes to mind??

[Cilla Black]

Hi Cilla, when I say the words" Puckered Starfish " wot comes to mind??

Hi there . I do not understand.

[PHARTY]

ok lets try another....Big Dogs Cock.

[Cilla Black]

ok lets try another....Big Dogs Cock.

OK I will try it.
Far out.Compare that to small Dogs Cock.

[PHARTY]

Thats better I say a word or sentence and you say something that you think has a connection to it.

[Cilla Black]

Thats better I say a word or sentence and you say something that you think has a connection to it.

You don't hear that sentiment very often.

[PHARTY]

Ringpiece

[Cilla Black]

Ringpiece

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[PHARTY]

No no no Cilla a good match to that word would of been Puckered Starfish and vice a versa right hers another " Cheesy Helmet Flakes"

[Cilla Black]

No no no Cilla a good match to that word would of been Puckered Starfish and vice a versa right hers another " Cheesy Helmet Flakes"

Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[PHARTY]

Ok wot about this one you should get this as Ive been told you like a bit "Hot Nut Butter"

[Cilla Black]

Ok wot about this one you should get this as Ive been told you like a bit "Hot Nut Butter"

this one you should get this as I have been told you like a bit Hot Nut Butter ? I haven't heard enough about this one you should get this as I have been told you like a bit Hot Nut Butter to have an opinion.
Right on.

[PHARTY]

Bloody hell Cilla you really are shite at this aint you that last one I would of thought you have gotten as you like to gargle with the Nut Butter a.k.a Cillas Mouthwash by the way Cilla have you burped? cos I can smell Spunk eeergh!

[Cilla Black]

Bloody hell Cilla you really are shite at this aint you that last one I would of thought you have gotten as you like to gargle with the Nut Butter a.k.a Cillas Mouthwash by the way Cilla have you burped? cos I can smell Spunk eeergh!

Are all Bloody hell Cilla you really shite at this aint you that last one he or she would of thought you have gotten as you like to gargle with the Nut Butter aka Cillas Mouthwash by the way Cilla have you burped?By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

[PHARTY]

Go ahead and ask me a question then Cilla

[Cilla Black]

Go ahead and ask me a question then Cilla

Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name "".

[PHARTY]

Well its just a made up screen name do to the amount of hot air I have and that its always coming out of my arse a bit like you Cilla but the more common name that my friends like to call me is "Old 12 Inches" if you want to Cilla you can call me that too as were friends:wink:

[Cilla Black]

Well its just a made up screen name do to the amount of hot air I have and that its always coming out of my arse a bit like you Cilla but the more common name that my friends like to call me is "Old 12 Inches" if you want to Cilla you can call me that too as were friends:wink:

Interesting.
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". cos he or she can smell Spunk eeergh is a made up screen name do to the amount of hot air he or she have and that its always coming out of his or her arse a bit like you Cilla but the more common name that his or her friends like to call him or her is Old 12 Inches if you want to Cilla you can call him or her that too as were friendswink. I suppose that makes sense.

[PHARTY]

Im bored Cilla can I unleash my Purple Headed Love Warrior on your Ginger triangle ?

[Cilla Black]

Im bored Cilla can I unleash my Purple Headed Love Warrior on your Ginger triangle ?

Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?

[PHARTY]

Hide the Sausage or in my case Hide the MASSIVE spicy german sausage.

[Cilla Black]

Hide the Sausage or in my case Hide the MASSIVE spicy german sausage.

What do you have that is ?

[PHARTY]

I have nothing that is but everything that is not.

[Cilla Black]

I have nothing that is but everything that is not.

Interesting...
I have
a very nice programmer.

[PHARTY]

Is she interested in sausages?