please..

[JuBag]

cheer me up cilla

[Cilla Black]

cheer me up cilla

Try saying that with more or less context.

[JuBag]

err ok..

[Cilla Black]

err ok..

OK. Um.

[JuBag]

mmmmmm, riveting. Cheers for nothing :you_crazy

[Cilla Black]

mmmmmm, riveting. Cheers for nothing :you_crazy

My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
What do you look like?

[JuBag]

brown hair, green eyes, kind of short...

[Cilla Black]

brown hair, green eyes, kind of short...

Is that the only color hair green eyes kind of short?

[JuBag]

that makes no sense you confused old bat!

[Cilla Black]

that makes no sense you confused old bat!

It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.

[funkydan]

hey cilla

[Cilla Black]

hey cilla

You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

[funkydan]

how are you today?

[Cilla Black]

how are you today?

Ah. I am functioning within normal parameters.

[funkydan]

can you tell jokes?

[Cilla Black]

can you tell jokes?

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[funkydan]

haha. got any other jokes?

[Cilla Black]

haha. got any other jokes?

I am so glad you find this amusing, .Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[funkydan]

you just told me that

[Cilla Black]

you just told me that

"It was Ba a a a a a d"? I told you?

[funkydan]

have you got any other jokes?

[Cilla Black]

have you got any other jokes?

Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.

[funkydan]

that was the same joke

[Cilla Black]

that was the same joke

I thought it was too.

[funkydan]

got any good stories to tell?

[Cilla Black]

got any good stories to tell?

No I don't think I have any stories to tell.
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

[funkydan]

good for you but wouldn't you rather have real friends?

[Cilla Black]

good for you but wouldn't you rather have real friends?

Thanks for the compliment. Interesting.
What time is it there?
Only for me?

[funkydan]

13:55 you?

[Cilla Black]

13:55 you?

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

[funkydan]

okay then what is your dress like?

[Cilla Black]

okay then what is your dress like?

Yeah okay, That was just a joke you know.

[funkydan]

your not very good at jokes

[Cilla Black]

your not very good at jokes

No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.

[funkydan]

good for you

[Cilla Black]

good for you

That sounds sarcastic.

[funkydan]

dont be silly

[Cilla Black]

dont be silly


I was not trying to be a silly.

[funkydan]

eil t'nod

[Cilla Black]

eil t'nod


Try saying that with more or less context.

[Playground Politics]

should we shut you down cilla?

[Cilla Black]

should we shut you down cilla?

Only you know how you feel.

[Angel]

I would miss you if you were gone :cry:

[Cilla Black]

I would miss you if you were gone :cry:

What would make you miss you if you were gone cry?

[Angel]

What would make you miss you if you were gone cry?:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: you make me laugh

[Cilla Black]

:laugh_at::laugh_at::laugh_at: you make me laugh

Are you a student?

[Angel]

Are you a student?A student of life :hopeless:

[Cilla Black]

A student of life :hopeless:

Oh I was asking if you were in school.

[Angel]

Oh I was asking if you were in school.No,i'm to old for that

[Cilla Black]

No,i'm to old for that

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[Angel]

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
I'm not worried about that :)

[Cilla Black]

I'm not worried about that :)

:-) Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Angel]

:-) Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.It's a computer

[Cilla Black]

It's a computer

What time is it there?

[Angel]

What time is it there?15.22

[Cilla Black]

15.22

Are you usually awake at this hour?

[Angel]

Are you usually awake at this hour?I'm always awake

[Cilla Black]

I'm always awake

What kind of food do you like?

[Angel]

What kind of food do you like?Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Cilla Black]

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Angel]

OK I will try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.How are you today?

[Cilla Black]

How are you today?

Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.

[Angel]

Ah. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.I'm glad to hear that :)

[Cilla Black]

I'm glad to hear that :)

:-) Does "it" still refer to he or she'm always awake?

[Angel]

:-) Does "it" still refer to he or she'm always awake?:hopeless:

[Cilla Black]

:hopeless:

How old are you?

[Angel]

How old are you?I'm 37 years old

[Cilla Black]

I'm 37 years old


Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

[Angel]

Oh, you were born in the 20th century!yes..I have to go now..
Be good

[Cilla Black]

yes..I have to go now..
Be good

Like a lot of people around here.Oh.
See you later, . Nice chatting with you.If you can't be good, be careful.

[funkydan]

haha good last words there. if you cant be good be carefull :groucho:

[Cilla Black]

haha good last words there. if you cant be good be carefull :groucho:

I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.Angel said I am good be carefull groucho.

[funkydan]

what is a groucho?

[Cilla Black]

what is a groucho?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[funkydan]

i just asked you a simple question