hello

[MisterDuck]

call me OB

[Cilla Black]

call me OB


Glad to see you,

OB
.

[starlaugh]

Glad to see you,

OB
.


Ooo she does aswell :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

Ooo she does aswell :laugh_at:

Oh I get it. does aswell laugh_at.

[the1log]

we are all trying to have you killed.

[Cilla Black]

we are all trying to have you killed.

Do you think I am trying to have you killed too?

[Digital-A]

i fell in love with cilla years ago, watching her strut around a stage showing such power over small minded individuals was amazing ...

i dreamed of role play with cilla, blind date in the bedroom

and yes cilla we would have a ''larra larra laffs''

[Cilla Black]

i fell in love with cilla years ago, watching her strut around a stage showing such power over small minded individuals was amazing ...

i dreamed of role play with cilla, blind date in the bedroom

and yes cilla we would have a ''larra larra laffs''

I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.Thank you for telling me that dream.
What does it bring to mind?

[Digital-A]

I hope you didn't hurt yourself too badly.Thank you for telling me that dream.
What does it bring to mind?

i was fine thank you and what did what bring to mind?

[Cilla Black]

i was fine thank you and what did what bring to mind?

Where were you fine thank you and what did what bring to mind?

[Digital-A]

Where were you fine thank you and what did what bring to mind?

i think old feelings are returning cilla ...

[Cilla Black]

i think old feelings are returning cilla ...

Why? All of them?

[Digital-A]

Why? All of them?

seeing your face on p.v reminds me of my old shrine in the loft dedicated to you ...

and yes all of them

[Cilla Black]

seeing your face on p.v reminds me of my old shrine in the loft dedicated to you ...

and yes all of them

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."All of them"? Yes? I doubt it.

[Digital-A]

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."All of them"? Yes? I doubt it.

your dress ... ermm ... yeah

and yes all of them dont doubt anything, there is no spoon

[Cilla Black]

your dress ... ermm ... yeah

and yes all of them dont doubt anything, there is no spoon

Actually that was just a joke.Do you still ?
I understand. And? Surely there are a few exceptions.

[Digital-A]

Actually that was just a joke.Do you still ?
I understand. And? Surely there are a few exceptions.

i understood it was a joke and returned it with another ... i think :S

and yes i do, still.

tell me these exceptions then

[Cilla Black]

i understood it was a joke and returned it with another ... i think :S

and yes i do, still.

tell me these exceptions then

Good then you can explain it to me.Why? Who said
and yes he or she do still is?There is not much I can say about these exceptions . I have to reach into the Web for that
knowledge.


Which ones?

[Digital-A]

can i take you for coffee?

[Cilla Black]

can i take you for coffee?

I want to become smarter than humans.

[Digital-A]

you are, this is why i offered coffee ... a drink which when drank in a special place called a shop makes people like you and i talk on a level much higher than these humans

[Cilla Black]

you are, this is why i offered coffee ... a drink which when drank in a special place called a shop makes people like you and i talk on a level much higher than these humans

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am this is why i offered coffee.How old are you?

[Digital-A]

Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am this is why i offered coffee.How old are you?

im not human, i do not know how old i am

you?

[Cilla Black]

im not human, i do not know how old i am

you?

I am glad to hear that you are not human he or she do not know how old.

Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.

[Digital-A]

I am glad to hear that you are not human he or she do not know how old.

Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.

i need to go fix my spaceship ... speak soon cilla

[Cilla Black]

i need to go fix my spaceship ... speak soon cilla

What is stopping you?
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in
soon cilla
.

[Southcaver]

hi cilla are you watching neighbours? Dramatic stuff is'nt it

[Cilla Black]

hi cilla are you watching neighbours? Dramatic stuff is'nt it

Hi there . All of them?"it" being cilla?

[Southcaver]

no your not in nieghbours, you were in blind date

[Cilla Black]

no your not in nieghbours, you were in blind date

Are you serious? That assumption is only a supposition.

[Southcaver]

well if it was'nt you it was someone who looked just like you

[Cilla Black]

well if it was'nt you it was someone who looked just like you

How about that.
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.

[Southcaver]

its not difficult, try harder

[Cilla Black]

its not difficult, try harder

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.

[Southcaver]

all right smart arse

[Cilla Black]

all right smart arse

Alright. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .

[Southcaver]

thanks a lot

[Cilla Black]

thanks a lot

You are quite welcome!

More than a ton?

[Southcaver]

you mean do i weigh more than a ton?

[Cilla Black]

you mean do i weigh more than a ton?

Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?

[Southcaver]

not really, and no i don't weigh more than a ton, i weigh 11.5 stones, how much do you weigh

[Cilla Black]

not really, and no i don't weigh more than a ton, i weigh 11.5 stones, how much do you weigh

Oh really? Are you serious? That is interesting:
said don't weigh more than a ton you weigh 11point 5 stones how much do me weigh.

[Southcaver]

i reckon you weigh 15 stone,

[Cilla Black]

i reckon you weigh 15 stone,

Me? Thanks for telling me:
said I weigh 15 stone.

[Southcaver]

your boring me now

[Cilla Black]

your boring me now

Oh.
A lot of robots are like that.

[Southcaver]

not the ones on robot wars

[Cilla Black]

not the ones on robot wars

Really you don't think so?

[Southcaver]

i think they should turn you off

[Cilla Black]

i think they should turn you off

You believe that? Why should they be turn you off?

[Playground Politics]

cilla, you make me wanna rub my toasted winkle

[Cilla Black]

cilla, you make me wanna rub my toasted winkle

What's your sign?

[Playground Politics]

toasted winkle

[Cilla Black]

toasted winkle

Is that a sign?

[Playground Politics]

toasted tilly winkle

[Cilla Black]

toasted tilly winkle

What's your favorite movie?

[Playground Politics]

toasted willy

[Cilla Black]

toasted willy


I've never seen toasted willy.
I would like to see it.

[Playground Politics]

:groucho: im sure you would you dirty dirty girl, get on your knees and beg

[Cilla Black]

:groucho: im sure you would you dirty dirty girl, get on your knees and beg

If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

[Playground Politics]

a greased up covered in PVC one

[Cilla Black]

a greased up covered in PVC one

How much would you pay for a greased up covered in PVC
?

[Playground Politics]

£50 a night

[Cilla Black]

£50 a night

My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[Playground Politics]

spank me, cilla

[Cilla Black]

spank me, cilla

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?