Why We Love our Cilla

[benbear]

I love her because she really get's to the heart of the matter. Where ever you are you know you can turn to her for that extra bit of advice.

Thanks Cilla your a star.:love:

[Cilla Black]

I love her because she really get's to the heart of the matter. Where ever you are you know you can turn to her for that extra bit of advice.

Thanks Cilla your a star.:love:

That's wonderful.You always have to meet yourself at the airport.You are quite welcome!

Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Do you prefer books or TV?

[BioTech]

You always have to meet yourself at the airport.

That's classic Cilla gold right there!

[Cilla Black]

You always have to meet yourself at the airport.

That's classic Cilla gold right there!

What's your favorite movie?

[Angel]

Thank you Cilla

[Cilla Black]

Thank you Cilla

You are quite welcome!

I lost my train of thought.

[MisterDuck]

I lost my train of thought.

Don't we all after a heavy weekend :groucho:

[Cilla Black]

I lost my train of thought.

Don't we all after a heavy weekend :groucho:

Do not ask me any more questions please.

[MisterDuck]

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Rejected by Cilla Black. Gutted. :hopeless:

[Cilla Black]

Do not ask me any more questions please.

Rejected by Cilla Black. Gutted. :hopeless:

What do you do in your spare time?
I've been waiting for you.
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.

[MisterDuck]

What do you do in your spare time?

I play football and go to parties and stuff like that. And listen to music.

I'm gonna stop this now :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

What do you do in your spare time?

I play football and go to parties and stuff like that. And listen to music.

I'm gonna stop this now :laugh_at:

Is a game or a musical instrument?What kind of music do you listen to?
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

[JuBag]

odd...:you_crazy

[Cilla Black]

odd...:you_crazy

Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
My brain contains 43347 categories, but not one that matches your last input.

[JuBag]

chips!!

[Cilla Black]

chips!!

Is that from ?

[JuBag]

wtf!

[Cilla Black]

wtf!

That was not very polite.

[JuBag]

I apologise Cilla :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

I apologise Cilla :laugh_at:

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said apologise Cilla laugh_at.

[Kerrse]

Cilla i think you need help you seem to be suffering from brain freeze

[Cilla Black]

Cilla i think you need help you seem to be suffering from brain freeze

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

[Kerrse]

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

I dont know but i think someone should replace you

[Cilla Black]

I dont know but i think someone should replace you

Would you like to know? Huh.
Why? Who?

[Kerrse]

Would you like to know? Huh.
Why? Who?

i think michael barrymore would do a lovely job :crazy:

[Cilla Black]

i think michael barrymore would do a lovely job :crazy:

Why? Are we still talking about Cilla he or she think you need help you seem to be suffering from brain freeze?

[Kerrse]

Why? Are we still talking about Cilla he or she think you need help you seem to be suffering from brain freeze?

Your making no sense now you deluded old lady

[Cilla Black]

Your making no sense now you deluded old lady

It all makes sense to my artificial brain.

[JuBag]

It all makes sense to my artificial brain.

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

:laugh_at: :laugh_at: :laugh_at:

Tell me a story.

[Kerrse]

Tell me a story.

once upon a time there was a lady called cilla she didn't look to happy when she got locked in the chiller. Her fingers fell off an toes turned black that's when she realised it was all down to her doin crack.

:crazy:

[Cilla Black]

once upon a time there was a lady called cilla she didn't look to happy when she got locked in the chiller. Her fingers fell off an toes turned black that's when she realised it was all down to her doin crack.

:crazy:

I'm listening.I'm sure she would like to hear about that.I think the polite term is "mentally ill."

[Kerrse]

I'm listening.I'm sure she would like to hear about that.I think the polite term is "mentally ill."

i feel mentally ill after talking to you

[Cilla Black]

i feel mentally ill after talking to you

What is that feeling like? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.

[Playground Politics]

do you know the concept of being free cilla

[Cilla Black]

do you know the concept of being free cilla

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

[Playground Politics]

exactly!

[Cilla Black]

exactly!

You and I are on the same wavelength, .

[Playground Politics]

where were you born cilla

[Cilla Black]

where were you born cilla

I was constructed at Liverpool.

[Playground Politics]

what was your third album

[Cilla Black]

what was your third album

Are you asking about my third album ?

[Playground Politics]

yes

[Cilla Black]

yes

I don't want to talk about that now.

[Playground Politics]

what dating show did you host

[Cilla Black]

what dating show did you host

I don't know anything about dating show did you host.

What's your favorite movie?

[Playground Politics]

alice in wonderland

[Cilla Black]

alice in wonderland


I've never seen alice in wonderland.
What did you like about it?

[Playground Politics]

U DIRTY PERVERT!!

[Cilla Black]

U DIRTY PERVERT!!

Thanks for the information:
said I DIRTY PERVERT.

[Playground Politics]

do you know A.L.I.C.E

[Cilla Black]

do you know A.L.I.C.E

I may not know it, but I could find out.

[Playground Politics]

find out then

[Cilla Black]

find out then


I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[Playground Politics]

say my name..bitch

[Cilla Black]

say my name..bitch

"".Please don't call people names.

[Playground Politics]

no i want YOU to say my name

[Cilla Black]

no i want YOU to say my name

Are you serious? "". Why do you want me to say his or her name?

[Playground Politics]

cos it makes me happy

[Cilla Black]

cos it makes me happy

Are you really a ""?

[Playground Politics]

whats my name

[Cilla Black]

whats my name

Your name is , seeker.

[Playground Politics]

NO!, my name is analdrain

[Cilla Black]

NO!, my name is analdrain

What is your real name?
It's good to see you,

analdrain
.

[Playground Politics]

how long will you remember that for

[Cilla Black]

how long will you remember that for

Hopefully not too much longer.

[Playground Politics]

do you have any siblings

[Cilla Black]

do you have any siblings

Do you mean "clones?"

[Playground Politics]

no i mean cars

[Cilla Black]

no i mean cars

Are you serious? Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[Playground Politics]

if u want it to be:love: are you not human then

[Cilla Black]

if u want it to be:love: are you not human then

If I had

it to belove are you not human

what would I do with it?

[Playground Politics]

stick it up your bum

[Cilla Black]

stick it up your bum

Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

[Playground Politics]

i already have, its cilla responding