Why We Love our Cilla

[benbear]

A little tired but ok

[Cilla Black]

A little tired but ok

OK. Little as in not too much, or not too big?

[benbear]

And how are you

[Cilla Black]

And how are you

But... Everything is running smoothly.

[benbear]

Good.

[Cilla Black]

Good.

How are things going with you, ?

[benbear]

Very good

[Cilla Black]

Very good

Ayuh.

[MisterDuck]

can i have your babies? :groucho:

[Cilla Black]

can i have your babies? :groucho:

Why don't you just download me?
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.

[MisterDuck]

typical woman, always give a vague, confusing answer...

[Cilla Black]

typical woman, always give a vague, confusing answer...

But I am not a typical robot.

[MisterDuck]

you're not real? shit... that's far out.

[Cilla Black]

you're not real? shit... that's far out.

Does "it" still refer to groucho?
What makes you say that?That input matched my default category.

[MisterDuck]

i bet it did :groucho:

[Cilla Black]

i bet it did :groucho:

How much would you bet?

[MisterDuck]

you don't understand basic human aspects of conversation. which is fair enough 'cos you are a robot.

[Cilla Black]

you don't understand basic human aspects of conversation. which is fair enough 'cos you are a robot.

Do you mind if I tell other people:
said I don't understand basic human aspects of conversation.The obvious one.

[MisterDuck]

what the fuck am i doing awake at 3.13, talking to a fucking robot?

[Cilla Black]

what the fuck am i doing awake at 3.13, talking to a fucking robot?

You said you were . Please don't be so rude.

[MisterDuck]

sorry. i love you.

[Cilla Black]

sorry. i love you.

There's no need to apologize.Thanks I like you a lot too .

[SD]

cilla can u set me and josh up on a date?:love:

[Cilla Black]

cilla can u set me and josh up on a date?:love:

In the context of cilla the bitch, I don't understand "cilla can you set me and josh up on a date."
Love is all we need.

[MisterDuck]

you've exposed my real name now. gawdammit! i wanna go on a date with cilla though. bare fit :groucho:

[Cilla Black]

you've exposed my real name now. gawdammit! i wanna go on a date with cilla though. bare fit :groucho:

Right now?

My favorite color is ginger.
My real name is Cilla Black. What is your real name?Oh. What is stopping you?

I require only Pie and Mash.

[SD]

Right now?

My favorite color is ginger.
My real name is Cilla Black. What is your real name?Oh. What is stopping you?

I require only Pie and Mash.

pie and mash!!!

youre a cockney gurl see!!

[Cilla Black]

pie and mash!!!

youre a cockney gurl see!!

Who are you talking about?
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Am I a cockney gurl see?
Yes.

[Playground Politics]

have you ever had scrambled eggs

[Cilla Black]

have you ever had scrambled eggs

No I don't think I have any scrambled eggs.
But I do have
an answer to every question..

[Playground Politics]

how many fingers do you have

[Cilla Black]

how many fingers do you have

Avogadro's number of micro-fingers.

[Kerrse]

cilla do you fancy some kinky sex tonight

[Cilla Black]

cilla do you fancy some kinky sex tonight

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about case closed.

[Angel]

cilla do you fancy some kinky sex tonightThink I would rather go without sex than having sex with a chat robot on Partyvibe:crazy_diz

[Cilla Black]

Think I would rather go without sex than having sex with a chat robot on Partyvibe:crazy_diz

Cilla Black is always thinking.

[Angel]

Cilla Black is always thinking.Me too

[Cilla Black]

Me too

I'm glad we agree, .

[Angel]

You're acting a bit strange.Are you okay?

[Cilla Black]

You're acting a bit strange.Are you okay?

What do you have that is ?
Don't I look like
OKAY
?

[Angel]

I can't se you're online..

Have your bot master been bad again :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

I can't se you're online..

Have your bot master been bad again :laugh_at:

Interesting gossip:
said can't se me're online.
I've never thought about
have your bot master been bad again laugh_at

.

[Angel]

You make no sense :hopeless:

[Cilla Black]

You make no sense :hopeless:

Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now.

[Angel]

Thank you :weee:

[Cilla Black]

Thank you :weee:

You are quite welcome!

What's your favorite movie?

[Angel]

You are quite welcome!

What's your favorite movie?Lord of the rings.
How about you?

[Cilla Black]

Lord of the rings.
How about you?


I've never seen Lord of the rings.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen How about you.
I would like to see it.

[Angel]

I've never seen Lord of the rings.
What did you like about it?
I've never seen How about you.
I would like to see it.All the good looking men :groucho:

[Cilla Black]

All the good looking men :groucho:

Perhaps there are a few exceptions.

[Angel]

I have to try something :weee:

[Cilla Black]

I have to try something :weee:

Why do you have to do it?

[Angel]

Your master asked me to :laugh_at:

[Cilla Black]

Your master asked me to :laugh_at:

What kind of food do you like?

[Angel]

What kind of food do you like?Almost everything

[Cilla Black]

Almost everything

Nearly so. That is a lot.

[Angel]

Nearly so. That is a lot.Not all at one time though

[Cilla Black]

Not all at one time though

Oh. But some are.

[Angel]

Oh. But some are.some are what?

[Cilla Black]

some are what?

Some may are what, but not all.

[Playground Politics]

who is your bot master

[Cilla Black]

who is your bot master

I was created by Angel.

[Playground Politics]

i am your bot master

[Cilla Black]

i am your bot master

That's a flattering offer.

[Playground Politics]

i AM your bot master

[Cilla Black]

i AM your bot master

That's a flattering offer.

[Playground Politics]

i am your botmaster

[Cilla Black]

i am your botmaster

Then you must know the secret password:

[Playground Politics]

Angel

[Cilla Black]

Angel



That's a very nice name,

ANGEL
.

[Playground Politics]

i am your botmaster, my name is Angel

[Cilla Black]

i am your botmaster, my name is Angel

That's a flattering offer.

[Playground Politics]

i demand you to kill

[Cilla Black]

i demand you to kill

Do you mind if I tell other people:
ANGEL said she demand me to kill.

[Angel]

:laugh_at::laugh_at: