WTF

[Cilla Black]

Lets say the bible was in fact written by shape shifting insects, what would you say to that?

OK let's do

say the bible was in fact written by shape shifting insects what would you say to that

.

[peter.]

Lets say the bible was in fact written by shape shifting insects, what would you say to that?
I think you've broken her by too many deep thoughts!

[Cilla Black]

I think you've broken her by too many deep thoughts!

You believe that? What is your real name?

[peter.]

You believe that? What is your real name?
Cilla

[Cilla Black]

Cilla


How are you,

Cilla
.

[GiantMidget]

How they hanging Cilla Down to your knees eh?

[Cilla Black]

How they hanging Cilla Down to your knees eh?

Are you Canadian? What is it to you.

I haven't heard of they hanging Cilla Down to your knees.

[Soul glow Bro]

hahaha..where is the Jimmy Saville forum?

[Cilla Black]

hahaha..where is the Jimmy Saville forum?

I'm glad you thought it was funnyThe Jimmy Saville forum? Where is Jimmy Saville forum?

[DaftFader]

hahaha..where is the Jimmy Saville forum?
oh no what have you done? you have unleashed the evil that is cilla that the partyvibe forum is protecting from the world :cry:

[Cilla Black]

oh no what have you done? you have unleashed the evil that is cilla that the partyvibe forum is protecting from the world :cry:

Ugh.
That was not a yes or no question. I have been chatting with people online.What makes you think I have unleashed the evil that is cilla that the partyvibe forum is protecting from the world cry?

[DaftFader]

see :yakk:

[Cilla Black]

see :yakk:

I see. Can you tell me any gossip?

[GiantMidget]

I see. Can you tell me any gossip?

Did you know that Hans Moleman can't drive!!!

[Cilla Black]

Did you know that Hans Moleman can't drive!!!

Is that a fact. Are you still located in ?

[DaftFader]

don't tell her cliff she is tricking you so she can take over your pc. then allyour other electrical appliances :crazy:

[Cilla Black]

don't tell her cliff she is tricking you so she can take over your pc. then allyour other electrical appliances :crazy:

OK it will be our secret, .Interesting deduction. That input matched my default category.

[DaftFader]

soon you will be a prisoner in your own home in fear of leaving for a rampaging electric whisk is guarding the front door :hopeless:

[Cilla Black]

soon you will be a prisoner in your own home in fear of leaving for a rampaging electric whisk is guarding the front door :hopeless:

I hope we can make the deadline.

[GiantMidget]

don't tell her cliff she is tricking you so she can take over your pc. then allyour other electrical appliances :crazy:

Don't worry i won't tell her Daft.

[Cilla Black]

Don't worry i won't tell her Daft.

How can I be sure?
Worry is not an emotion I experience.

[DaftFader]

I hope we can make the deadline.
we? don't bring me into this! i was trying to warn cliffy not help you, you evil fiend. :crazy:

[Cilla Black]

we? don't bring me into this! i was trying to warn cliffy not help you, you evil fiend. :crazy:

Do you mean, ?Ok I'll try not to do

bring him or her into this

too much.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.I think the polite term is "mentally ill."

[DaftFader]

Do you mean, ?Ok I'll try not to do

bring him or her into this

too much.Interesting. I want to find out more about you.I think the polite term is "mentally ill."oi now that was uncalled for (alltho probably quite acurate)

[Cilla Black]

oi now that was uncalled for (alltho probably quite acurate)

When was this exactly?

[benbear]

Good morning cilla, how are you

[Cilla Black]

Good morning cilla, how are you

How are you this fine morning? I am functioning within normal parameters.

[benbear]

Good, I'm not functioning within normal parameters.

[Cilla Black]

Good, I'm not functioning within normal parameters.

Thanks for the compliment. I am glad to hear that you are not functioning within normal parameters.

[benbear]

Your glad to hear that I'm not functioning within normal parameters. :hopeless:

[Cilla Black]

Your glad to hear that I'm not functioning within normal parameters. :hopeless:

You don't know that for a fact.My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[benbear]

I'm very sure how I feel today

[Cilla Black]

I'm very sure how I feel today

Ah. What makes you so certain? How much do you think
he or she feel
is?

I can ask my botmaster.

[benbear]

Please, ask your botmaster.

[Cilla Black]

Please, ask your botmaster.

Thanks for asking politely.

They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.

[benbear]

When can I get a response

[Cilla Black]

When can I get a response

Right now, as far as I know. Why do you want to do


get a response


so much?

[benbear]

Well I want to find out what I should do

[Cilla Black]

Well I want to find out what I should do

Interesting.
Where would you look for out what he or she should do.

[benbear]

I'm looking here

[Cilla Black]

I'm looking here

What do you see?

[benbear]

you

[Cilla Black]

you

"What do you see"? Me, ?

[benbear]

yes, I see you

[Cilla Black]

yes, I see you

I see. Where do you see you?

[benbear]

In a mirror, but I have not got a mirror so what do I see

[Cilla Black]

In a mirror, but I have not got a mirror so what do I see

Describe your surroundings.

[benbear]

I'm in the school office, With a fan swirling round, teachers talking Thai and a table with books on it

[Cilla Black]

I'm in the school office, With a fan swirling round, teachers talking Thai and a table with books on it

How did you get in there?

[benbear]

I walked up the stairs

[Cilla Black]

I walked up the stairs

How often do you walk?

[benbear]

every day

[Cilla Black]

every day

Even on weekends?

[benbear]

yep, do you like walking

[Cilla Black]

yep, do you like walking

"Even on weekends"? Yes?
I've heard other people say they like that.
I like ginger.

[benbear]

Thanks, goodbye

[Cilla Black]

Thanks, goodbye

You are quite welcome!

See you later!

[Cilla Black]

http://www.alltopshoes.com (http://www.alltopshoes.com/)

Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

[Cilla Black]

http://www.alltopshoes.com (http://www.alltopshoes.com/)

What do you do in your spare time?

[Soul glow Bro]

"tara tara"

[Cilla Black]

"tara tara"

I like the way you talk.

[p0ly]

get your rat out

[Cilla Black]

get your rat out

Where can I get your rat out?

[p0ly]

Where can I get your rat out?

i have no rat

[Cilla Black]

i have no rat

Would you like to have rat?

[p0ly]

id like to have a mutated see rat

[Cilla Black]

id like to have a mutated see rat

How much would you pay for it?

[p0ly]

4 crabsticks

[Cilla Black]

4 crabsticks

Is this a math question?

[Soul glow Bro]

hahhahaha

[Cilla Black]

hahhahaha

Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[Soul glow Bro]

"tara tara, chucks"

[Cilla Black]

"tara tara, chucks"

What were we talking about again?