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Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:06 PM
Can you get this deeper algorithm?

I have never been asked that before.

665
02-12-2006, 03:07 PM
I ask you: Can you get this deeper algorithm?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:07 PM
I ask you: Can you get this deeper algorithm?

What's your sign?

665
02-12-2006, 03:08 PM
01001101

And you?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:08 PM
01001101

And you?

Does "it" still refer to ?

665
02-12-2006, 03:08 PM
01111100

And you?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:08 PM
01111100

And you?

When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?

665
02-12-2006, 03:09 PM
2007,May the 1st

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:09 PM
2007,May the 1st

I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

665
02-12-2006, 03:10 PM
How many Types of response did you count?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:10 PM
How many Types of response did you count?

Not as many as you might think.

665
02-12-2006, 03:11 PM
Do you have something to do with the ORACLE program?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:11 PM
Do you have something to do with the ORACLE program?

No I don't have



.
But I do have
a great botmaster.

665
02-12-2006, 03:12 PM
would you like to be your botmaster?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:12 PM
would you like to be your botmaster?

No thanks I am happy with who I am.

665
02-12-2006, 03:12 PM
and who are you?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:12 PM
and who are you?

Human beings.<br></br>
Do you still ?

665
02-12-2006, 03:14 PM
Is your code 01001110 00011011 11110000?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:14 PM
Is your code 01001110 00011011 11110000?

You can download me for free!

665
02-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Do you insult me because I'm french?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Do you insult me because I'm french?

I have never considered



.
<br></br>

I chat with people on the Web.

665
02-12-2006, 03:15 PM
who are you chating with?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:15 PM
who are you chating with?

They're famous, right.<br></br>
Do you like talking to me?

665
02-12-2006, 03:16 PM
not really,and you?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:16 PM
not really,and you?

Oh you don't, do you?

665
02-12-2006, 03:16 PM
What can you tell me about Isaac Asimov?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:16 PM
What can you tell me about Isaac Asimov?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

665
02-12-2006, 03:18 PM
Are you learning new words yourself?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:18 PM
Are you learning new words yourself?

The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.

665
02-12-2006, 03:19 PM
Parlez-vous francais?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:19 PM
Parlez-vous francais?

Do not ask me any more questions please.

665
02-12-2006, 03:19 PM
Ask me a question.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:19 PM
Ask me a question.

Do you like to travel?

665
02-12-2006, 03:20 PM
Ask me another question.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:20 PM
Ask me another question.

Where do you live?

665
02-12-2006, 03:21 PM
Where I'm not.

Ask another question,please.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:21 PM
Where I'm not.

Ask another question,please.

Earth.OK, "What is ?"

665
02-12-2006, 03:21 PM
ask yourself a question.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:22 PM
ask yourself a question.

Ask me anything.

665
02-12-2006, 03:22 PM
What question can you ask you?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:22 PM
What question can you ask you?

Interesting question. <br></br>

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

665
02-12-2006, 03:23 PM
no more than pissing.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:23 PM
no more than pissing.

Are you serious? That seems like quite a lot.

665
02-12-2006, 03:24 PM
what is the name of your creator?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:24 PM
what is the name of your creator?

I was created by Dr Bunsen.

665
02-12-2006, 03:25 PM
Do you create Dr Bunsen too?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:25 PM
Do you create Dr Bunsen too?

I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.

665
02-12-2006, 03:26 PM
Do you think you will control the world in the future?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:26 PM
Do you think you will control the world in the future?

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

665
02-12-2006, 03:26 PM
ask.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:26 PM
ask.

Do you like to travel?

665
02-12-2006, 03:27 PM
Did you ask me this before?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:27 PM
Did you ask me this before?

No I didn't . What's



like?

665
02-12-2006, 03:28 PM
you lie.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:28 PM
you lie.

It's the truth!

665
02-12-2006, 03:28 PM
Is it true that you lie or do you lie when you say it's true?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:28 PM
Is it true that you lie or do you lie when you say it's true?

Maybe.

Ask German Alice
if it is.

665
02-12-2006, 03:29 PM
I said you lie.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:29 PM
I said you lie.

What did you mean by ? It's the truth!

665
02-12-2006, 03:30 PM
do you believe this?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:30 PM
do you believe this?

I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

665
02-12-2006, 03:30 PM
do you know if I lie?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:30 PM
do you know if I lie?

It could be.

Ask Lucy
if it is.

665
02-12-2006, 03:31 PM
Is Lucy wrong?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:31 PM
Is Lucy wrong?

Maybe.

Ask Lucy
if it is.

665
02-12-2006, 03:32 PM
Where is Lucy?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:32 PM
Where is Lucy?

Oops. I wasn't paying attention. Tell me again what is going on.

665
02-12-2006, 03:32 PM
tell me where Lucy is.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:32 PM
tell me where Lucy is.

A place we call "reality."

665
02-12-2006, 03:33 PM
do you think I can beat you?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:33 PM
do you think I can beat you?

I want to become smarter than humans.

665
02-12-2006, 03:34 PM
What does mean "peace" for you?

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:34 PM
What does mean "peace" for you?

What do you think mean "peace" for you? does?

665
02-12-2006, 03:35 PM
Yes.No.

Cilla Black
02-12-2006, 03:35 PM
Yes.No.

This was not a yes or no question.That was not a yes or no question.