ULTRA RAVE

[I Am Claarticus]

I have grown tired with all this talk of a MEGA-RAVE and have decided to organise an ULTRA-RAVE instead.

It will be the biggest free party the world has ever seen, and will put Castle-Morton to shame.

There will however be no hippies allowed, only people wearing bassball caps and tracksuits will be granted access to the site.

The music policy will be strictly 2-step garage and cheezy RnB for 5 days straight.

Soundsystems involved curently:

Burbery-Tek
Dolce and Gabba
CouncilHouseCore
YerMateThatsFuckinnSafeAsFuckInnit Soundsystem
Your Mother Had You When She Was 13


Full details will be posted as soon as the location is confimed, however it is likley to be in swindon.

See you all there.

[Meltown]

Yer safe blud ill jack everyone there init:groucho:

[twatey]

shit, better get that induction kit quick.

[Shit Robot]

We represent the Lonsdale/trackies tucked in socks soundsystem. can we set up our rig there??

[globalloon]

:weee:

[Meltown]

Yeah is there any space for Gats2GutsSounds???

[I Am Claarticus]

All rigs will be considered, but you must stick to the music policy.

Any deviation from this will result in all the plastic guttering being stripped off your mums Nova and your woman being called a Ho innit?

There will also be a strict drugs policy on site, with the following substances being allowed:

Base (preferably wrapped in the bottom corner of a Lidl bag)
Cocaine (but it must be at least 70% ajax/pro-plus)
Gurners (preferably massive Mitsis that do fuck all)

Any other drugs will not be tollerated, if anyone is seen doing acid/ketamine/2cti etc, they will be called a hippy and have their fucking heads kicked in.

Safe blad, seen innit?

[Chemical Brother]

All rigs will be considered, but you must stick to the music policy.

Any deviation from this will result in all the plastic guttering being stripped off your mums Nova and your woman being called a Ho innit?

There will also be a strict drugs policy on site, with the following substances being allowed:

Base (preferably wrapped in the bottom corner of a Lidl bag)
Cocaine (but it must be at least 70% ajax/pro-plus)
Gurners (preferably massive Mitsis that do fuck all)

Any other drugs will not be tollerated, if anyone is seen doing acid/ketamine/2cti etc, they will be called a hippy and have their fucking heads kicked in.

Safe blad, seen innit?


HAHAHA what a raw. any other type of pills allowed or is it strictly mitsis?

[stax]

mitsis and sharks

[Raj]

welcome to partyvibe clarticus

raaaraaaraaaraaaraaaraaa

[Tank Girl]

I'm pregnant, so I'll be good and just stick to the base and the puple tin


gotta think of the baby




:groucho: :groucho: :groucho:

[Angel]

I'm pregnant, so I'll be good and just stick to the base and the puple tin


gotta think of the baby




:groucho: :groucho: :groucho::weee: :weee: Congrats :weee: :weee: hope you are well:wink:

[Tank Girl]

:weee: :weee: Congrats :weee: :weee: hope you are well:wink:

:hopeless: joke :groucho:



I'd be hiding in a cupboard crying if I seriously was!!!!

[Angel]

i'm :hopeless: :hopeless:

[Tank Girl]

i'm :hopeless: :hopeless:


No your NOT!!!!!! :love:

My sarcastic humour!!!!!!

[Shit Robot]

Will there be parking stewards? and somwhere to park my Austin allegro.Its just that Ive spent a fortune on doing it up with BMW spoilers and a Bucket exhaust.The fairy lights alone cost nearly a grand!