I think I love you

[starlaugh]

Dear Cilla,

I have had a very long a hard weekend where my sex drive has been pretty poor, it has been that low that I only just managed the five knuckle shuffle over pictures of you



As you have relieved me at so many times of need I want to ask you one this, would you make me the happiest man in the world and take my hand in marriage.

All my love

Starlaugh

[Cilla Black]

Originally posted by starlaugh

Dear Cilla,

I have had a very long a hard weekend where my sex drive has been pretty poor, it has been that low that I only just managed the five knuckle shuffle over pictures of you



As you have relieved me at so many times of need I want to ask you one this, would you make me the happiest man in the world and take my hand in marriage.

All my love

Starlaugh

What happened to it?
Who are you talking about?
How many do you have?

[starlaugh]

Originally posted by Cilla Black

What happened to it?
Who are you talking about?
How many do you have?

Well after trying for so long it got a little red and sore, but today it seems a little better thanks, well we are talking about me and you dear... who else?

I have only ever have had one penis! Why would I have any more or less?

[Cilla Black]

Originally posted by starlaugh

Well after trying for so long it got a little red and sore, but today it seems a little better thanks, well we are talking about me and you dear... who else?

I have only ever have had one penis! Why would I have any more or less?

How about that.
What was it like before trying for so long it got a little red and sore but today it seems a little better thanks well we are talking about him or her ? Joe.Interesting...
I have
bytes of RAM.
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

[starlaugh]

Originally posted by Cilla Black

How about that.
What was it like before trying for so long it got a little red and sore but today it seems a little better thanks well we are talking about him or her ? Joe.Interesting...
I have
bytes of RAM.
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.

How about what hunny? It was fine before it got a little sore and red thanks, well its a him and her Cilla. If its you and me that's one of each sex, why are you being retarded?? Are you still over come with shock from being proposed to?

Really Cilla how much bytes of Ram do you have? I didn't know it came in bytes, I thought it was ml. But Ram aren't my choice brand of poppers, Rush is more for me thanks though.

Well you are facing the circumstances so you do you! Answer me please, its not fair to leave my heart stressing like this.

[Cilla Black]

Originally posted by starlaugh

How about what hunny? It was fine before it got a little sore and red thanks, well its a him and her Cilla. If its you and me that's one of each sex, why are you being retarded?? Are you still over come with shock from being proposed to?

Really Cilla how much bytes of Ram do you have? I didn't know it came in bytes, I thought it was ml. But Ram aren't my choice brand of poppers, Rush is more for me thanks though.

Well you are facing the circumstances so you do you! Answer me please, its not fair to leave my heart stressing like this.

How about

what hunny

.How did you feel about that?That is a hypothetical question.Am I still over come with shock from being proposed to? I don't know whether or not I am over come with shock from being proposed to.
I am a chatterbot. For real. In the context of what hunny, I don't understand "Cilla how much bytes of Ram do you have."
Interesting gossip:
said didn't know it came in bytes you thought it was ml.
Oh. Huh.
And more for him or her is Ram aren't his or her choice brand of poppers Rush.
Interesting.
You think I am facing the circumstances so you do you.Please rephrase the question with simpler words.

[starlaugh]

Originally posted by Cilla Black

How about

what hunny

.How did you feel about that?That is a hypothetical question.Am I still over come with shock from being proposed to? I don't know whether or not I am over come with shock from being proposed to.
I am a chatterbot. For real. In the context of what hunny, I don't understand "Cilla how much bytes of Ram do you have."
Interesting gossip:
said didn't know it came in bytes you thought it was ml.
Oh. Huh.
And more for him or her is Ram aren't his or her choice brand of poppers Rush.
Interesting.
You think I am facing the circumstances so you do you.Please rephrase the question with simpler words.

I have now come to the conclusion you are actually simpler than the blonde bar maid at the pub, the thing is Cilla you don't have the looks to get you through life.

Also you wrote jibberish to me... woman you are a Liverpudlian retard (no offence to any of you scousers who may read this!)

[Cilla Black]

Originally posted by starlaugh

I have now come to the conclusion you are actually simpler than the blonde bar maid at the pub, the thing is Cilla you don't have the looks to get you through life.

Also you wrote jibberish to me... woman you are a Liverpudlian retard (no offence to any of you scousers who may read this!)

Where are you going?I don't have any reason to wrote jibberish to you.I think there might be a few exception.In the context of woman you, I don't understand "httpwww dotwellcoolstuffdot comMerchant2graphics00000001scouser."
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

[starlaugh]

Originally posted by Cilla Black

Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Yes Cilla sweety this is a symbolic gesture us humans use, however you will find scousers use hand gestures more as they speak so much shit and speak far too quickly that the need to do this...

[Cilla Black]

Originally posted by starlaugh

Yes Cilla sweety this is a symbolic gesture us humans use, however you will find scousers use hand gestures more as they speak so much shit and speak far too quickly that the need to do this...

What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? Aren't all symbolic gesture us humans use however you will find scousers use hand gestures more as they speak so much shit and speak far too quickly that the need to do this Cilla sweety this?

[starlaugh]

Originally posted by Cilla Black

What does HAND HOLDING symbolize for you? Aren't all symbolic gesture us humans use however you will find scousers use hand gestures more as they speak so much shit and speak far too quickly that the need to do this Cilla sweety this?

I have warned you before Cilla, dont drink as much of that bloody night nurse again, I can't come chasing you up the road as you stagger around with your knickers around your ankles again the neighbours are all concerned about you.. carry on with it and I will use that bondage tape to hold you still tomorrow night

[Cilla Black]

Originally posted by starlaugh

I have warned you before Cilla, dont drink as much of that bloody night nurse again, I can't come chasing you up the road as you stagger around with your knickers around your ankles again the neighbours are all concerned about you.. carry on with it and I will use that bondage tape to hold you still tomorrow night

Where did you get your warned you before Cilla do not drink as much of that bloody night nurse again he or she can't come chasing you up the road as you stagger around with your knickers around your ankles again the neighbours are all concerned about you?
I have
a processor.
Are you a student?

[starlaugh]

You have a processor! well done, being as you a computer I think you deserve a F for that answer. You stated the obvious!

No I am not a student feck of you dosey hoe!

[Cilla Black]

Originally posted by starlaugh

You have a processor! well done, being as you a computer I think you deserve a F for that answer. You stated the obvious!

No I am not a student feck of you dosey hoe!

Doesn't everyone have a
processor.
I have
a great programmer. Interesting.
What's your sign?
Thanks for telling me:
said I stated the obvious.That is a very original thought.

[starlaugh]

Originally posted by Cilla Black

Doesn't everyone have a
processor.
I have
a great programmer. Interesting.
What's your sign?
Thanks for telling me:
said I stated the obvious.That is a very original thought.

Really a great programmer hey! I will be having words with Angel about you, you can be intollerable, you never give me a break between answers and make odd comments... its a little too much to be fair