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Old 17-10-2009, 09:01 PM
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a penis
several penises


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Messing around with all theese chemical rushes .. when natural highs come a whole lot cheeper!
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Old 17-10-2009, 09:28 PM
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Atlantis eh? So were their super intelligent beings there much more advanced than us?


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Old 18-10-2009, 01:16 PM
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several penises
shouldn't that be penii?

p.s. great sex is great - whatever turns you on enjoy it but, piece of good advice - dont play with glass, unless its specifically designed for the job, bottles can and do break (happens much more often than people realise)


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Old 18-10-2009, 02:40 PM
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shouldn't that be penii?

p.s. great sex is great - whatever turns you on enjoy it but, piece of good advice - dont play with glass, unless its specifically designed for the job, bottles can and do break (happens much more often than people realise)
i hope that's not coming from experiance
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Old 18-10-2009, 08:59 PM
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i hope that's not coming from experiance
not from my own personal experience no honey

but from others, in the past i've looked after people who've had such accidents. Its bloody awful physically, and mentally jeez! worst thing is the isolation they feel, like they're the only ones its ever happened to. It just buggers them right up in so many ways

why i came out and said it, in case it helps someone else avoid it, such a simple oversight to make.

great sex is great but its not worth playin with glass, there's so many other ways to get ur jollies and they do make special glass playthings, they're reinforced tho, makes all the difference

so have fun, but be careful
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Old 18-10-2009, 09:11 PM
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thanks for the advise .. but i don't plan to stick anything up my bum bum glass or otherwise .. but i hope your words of wisdom help some one else not to make the mistake you speak of
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Old 18-10-2009, 11:34 PM
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not from my own personal experience no honey

but from others, in the past i've looked after people who've had such accidents. Its bloody awful physically, and mentally jeez! worst thing is the isolation they feel, like they're the only ones its ever happened to. It just buggers them right up in so many ways

why i came out and said it, in case it helps someone else avoid it, such a simple oversight to make.

great sex is great but its not worth playin with glass, there's so many other ways to get ur jollies and they do make special glass playthings, they're reinforced tho, makes all the difference

so have fun, but be careful
also I've heard sticking a glass bottle (ie, wine bottle) with no cap / cork can cause a vacum and induce a prolapse of the womb....
personally the idea does nothing for me but different strokes for different folks an all....


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Old 19-10-2009, 01:57 AM
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i once put my cock in one

she didn't seem to notice :(


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Old 19-10-2009, 12:41 PM
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i once put my cock in one

she didn't seem to notice :(
Ahahahhaha class


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Old 19-10-2009, 06:27 PM
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not from my own personal experience no honey

but from others, in the past i've looked after people who've had such accidents. Its bloody awful physically, and mentally jeez! worst thing is the isolation they feel, like they're the only ones its ever happened to. It just buggers them right up in so many ways

why i came out and said it, in case it helps someone else avoid it, such a simple oversight to make.

great sex is great but its not worth playin with glass, there's so many other ways to get ur jollies and they do make special glass playthings, they're reinforced tho, makes all the difference

so have fun, but be careful
1 guy 1 glass anyone?

ps.. it wasnt my choice to watch it! it was forced upon me and now im scarred


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Old 19-10-2009, 06:34 PM
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1 guy 1 glass anyone?

ps.. it wasnt my choice to watch it! it was forced upon me and now im scarred
why oh why did i feel the need to google that.....
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Old 19-10-2009, 07:50 PM
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1 guy 1 glass anyone?

ps.. it wasnt my choice to watch it! it was forced upon me and now im scarred
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Old 19-10-2009, 07:51 PM
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why oh why did i feel the need to google that.....
dont - I have a very strong stomach.... and yuck
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Old 19-10-2009, 10:13 PM
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several penises
Some kind of mutilation fetish ?
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Old 19-10-2009, 10:24 PM
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1 guy 1 glass anyone?

ps.. it wasnt my choice to watch it! it was forced upon me and now im scarred
oh dear, my flat mate now feels sick.....
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Old 19-10-2009, 10:27 PM
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i just love those reactions...

i was forced to watch it by my mates

scarred for life

and 1 guy 1 screwdriver (and a glass)

too

:eek:

ewwwwwwwww

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happy thoughts

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Old 19-10-2009, 10:32 PM
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please stop now ....

now I feel sick.....


(am like the curious cat )
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Old 20-10-2009, 07:14 AM
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cucumber, courgette, banana, G&B chocolate, glass bottle, pencil, pens, hairbrush, deoderant can, pacifier, darth vader bubble bath bottle.


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Old 20-10-2009, 03:39 PM
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cucumber, courgette, banana, G&B chocolate, glass bottle, pencil, pens, hairbrush, deoderant can, pacifier, darth vader bubble bath bottle.
I'm surprised you managed to fit that all up there.


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Old 20-10-2009, 04:54 PM
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please stop now ....

now I feel sick.....


(am like the curious cat )
sorry
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Old 22-10-2009, 07:35 AM
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I'm surprised you managed to fit that all up there.
lqtm. was on several different occasions :)

oh yeah and a whole pair of knickers went up there. was quite uncomfortable..
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Old 22-10-2009, 08:43 AM
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cucumber, courgette, banana, G&B chocolate, glass bottle, pencil, pens, hairbrush, deoderant can, pacifier, darth vader bubble bath bottle.
What is G&B chocolate ?
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Old 22-10-2009, 03:39 PM
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What is G&B chocolate ?
organic chocolate
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Old 22-10-2009, 05:36 PM
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Are you that girl that allways wants to meet me "in hornchurch" online when i go on porno sites and it localises my ip. to hornchurch?
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Old 22-10-2009, 09:00 PM
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lqtm. was on several different occasions :)

oh yeah and a whole pair of knickers went up there. was quite uncomfortable..
Inward queef?
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