What Strange Things Have YOU Put Inside a Vagina?

[p0ly]

Originally posted by DJCliffy

Instant back up ain't it. Picture the scene, You're walking home late at night, an attacker jumps from the bushes and demands satisfaction. You immediately drop your kegs, pull out the Russian dolls and start assembling them, placing them between you and the attacker.

This will momentarily daze the perp as he will think you're a crazy fool. Why this is going on, you find a plug socket for the lamp and blind the sex offender. Then pull the hammer from it's delightful hiding place and use it to defend your honour.

Uncork the rizla and mop up any blood on your person so OB can't pin it on you. Pack the rest of your items back into your vagina and away you go.

This only works with woman though, Us men would have a hard time of it trying to fit this all up our bottoms.

i thought it was for when you felt like playing with dolls

Originally posted by PhilKmorgan

I wonder what % of women masturbate (85%?)..they just always deny it.

Do they?.............

Why would they deny it, it's all a normal part of life.
I think you need to take a look at one of the sites I go on, it would certainly be an eye opener for you.

Only the normal things go inside mine.

[nikki_creampie]

aside from my adult toys... i tried masturbating using my cellphone while putting it on vibrate mode...

[Angel]

Originally posted by nikki_creampie

aside from my adult toys... i tried masturbating using my cellphone while putting it on vibrate mode...

takes telephone sex to a new level

[PhilKmorgan]

Originally posted by Angel

takes telephone sex to a new level

[PhilKmorgan]

Originally posted by nikki_creampie

aside from my adult toys... i tried masturbating using my cellphone while putting it on vibrate mode...

Surely this cannot have been all that effective, although I guess that this would depend on the model of phone... house brick mobile phones were back in the 80s (but they did not vibrate)

[DaftFader]

Originally posted by PhilKmorgan

Surely this cannot have been all that effective, although I guess that this would depend on the model of phone... house brick mobile phones were back in the 80s (but they did not vibrate)

it was all about girth back then

[Angel]

Originally posted by PhilKmorgan

Surely this cannot have been all that effective

[PhilKmorgan]

Originally posted by Angel

Tried it ?

[Angel]

Originally posted by PhilKmorgan

Tried it ?

Better not answer that

I'm an Angel, right

[PhilKmorgan]

Originally posted by Angel

Better not answer that

I'm an Angel, right

Maybe it has been a bit rude of me to ask Ms Angel directly if she has tried vibrating mobile phone masturbation method

[Tank Girl]

Originally posted by Angel

Better not answer that

well if you 'answered it'

the phone would surley stop vibrating so wouldnt be worth it

[Angel]

[joshd96320]

Originally posted by Tank Girl

well if you 'answered it'

the phone would surley stop vibrating so wouldnt be worth it

genius, on the ball today

[Tank Girl]

Originally posted by joshd96320

genius, on the ball today

morning sex always sets me up for a good day

[joshd96320]

haha

[DJCliffy]

[DaftFader]

Originally posted by Tank Girl

well if you 'answered it'

the phone would surley stop vibrating so wouldnt be worth it

[p0ly]

Originally posted by joshd96320

haha

it's no laughing matter josh, you got a brother or sis on the way

[joshd96320]

Originally posted by p0ly

it's no laughing matter josh, you got a brother or sis on the way

[pawelnrg]

plastic chicken ????


YES...

[Sini]

What an odd thread =/

Erm.........not saying /runs off.

That was insightful wasn't it, besides, noone answered my question on men's pubic areas.

[Iacchus]

a penis

[deliriyummy]

cocaine, pills and weed. Not my vagina of course. But they all got stashed up there when me n a good friend went raving at the NEC.

[DJCliffy]

Strangest thing i found in a vagina was the lost city of Atlantis.

It was a massive vagine tho.