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Old 25-07-2009, 07:17 PM
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A lighter? Who smuggles a lighter??

Either that or it was one heck of a house party...


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A lighter? Who smuggles a lighter??

Either that or it was one heck of a house party...
? into a secure unit, I know some wont let you have your own lighter


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Old 25-07-2009, 08:46 PM
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I wonder what % of women masturbate (85%?)..they just always deny it.
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I wonder what % of women masturbate (85%?)..they just always deny it.

make a poll
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what a fucking shit cunt! ... i'll stick my fucking fist up his arse if his not carefull .... i just cannot stand the disregard of gay comunitys ... tbhis guy needs to take a hike (on my cock preferably!) ...and just chilll ... (the svinkter relaxes more if you chill ... ) man we could have so much fun .. why do you have to be so homophobic!
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It's certainly a fascinating research question.

Also if older women exhibit a higher or lower propensity compared to younger women
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Who know's I recon they we're aiming for their vagina...
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Old 28-07-2009, 11:56 PM
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Penises are pretty strange as it is.

Personally I have an entire set of Russian dolls, a lamp, a hammer and a pack of silver king size rizla up there. Just in case of emergancies obviously.


Seeing as everyones posting pelvis xrays here's one of Albert Fish's who enjoyed inserting hat pins into himself
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Personally I have an entire set of Russian dolls, a lamp, a hammer and a pack of silver king size rizla up there. Just in case of emergancies obviously.
The lamp, hammer and rizzla i can see the logic in ...

but what emergancy secnario you would need russian dolls to help you get out of, is beyond me
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The lamp, hammer and rizzla i can see the logic in ...

but what emergancy secnario you would need russian dolls to help you get out of, is beyond me
I must admit i've never heard of anyone putting an entire set of russion dolls up their vag.
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but what emergancy secnario you would need russian dolls to help you get out of, is beyond me
Instant back up ain't it. Picture the scene, You're walking home late at night, an attacker jumps from the bushes and demands satisfaction. You immediately drop your kegs, pull out the Russian dolls and start assembling them, placing them between you and the attacker.

This will momentarily daze the perp as he will think you're a crazy fool. Why this is going on, you find a plug socket for the lamp and blind the sex offender. Then pull the hammer from it's delightful hiding place and use it to defend your honour.

Uncork the rizla and mop up any blood on your person so OB can't pin it on you. Pack the rest of your items back into your vagina and away you go.

This only works with woman though, Us men would have a hard time of it trying to fit this all up our bottoms.


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Instant back up ain't it. Picture the scene, You're walking home late at night, an attacker jumps from the bushes and demands satisfaction. You immediately drop your kegs, pull out the Russian dolls and start assembling them, placing them between you and the attacker.

This will momentarily daze the perp as he will think you're a crazy fool. Why this is going on, you find a plug socket for the lamp and blind the sex offender. Then pull the hammer from it's delightful hiding place and use it to defend your honour.

Uncork the rizla and mop up any blood on your person so OB can't pin it on you. Pack the rest of your items back into your vagina and away you go.

This only works with woman though, Us men would have a hard time of it trying to fit this all up our bottoms.
Myaybe u should start a thread about what people hav put up their ass..
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Myaybe u should start a thread about what people hav put up their ass..
I think i'll let someone else do that. If i did it, folks might be under the impression i like to stick random things up my bottom.
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Old 30-07-2009, 08:53 PM
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I think i'll let someone else do that. If i did it, folks might be under the impression i like to stick random things up my bottom.
and u wouldn't want that would u ?
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and u wouldn't want that would u ?
No i think it's better people find out on their own ya know.
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No i think it's better people find out on their own ya know.
Find out what ?
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Old 30-07-2009, 08:56 PM
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did u just unwittingly own up 2 it ?
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Old 30-07-2009, 08:58 PM
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You know i think i just did. Whoops!
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