Romantic One Liners

[GiantMidget]

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming.


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way.


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”


What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.


I thought that I could love no other,
Until, that is, I met your brother.


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s
empty and so is your head.


Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face.

[p0ly]

legend cliffy, i was starting 2 miss u

[GiantMidget]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

legend cliffy, i was starting 2 miss u

Thanks mate. I've had one of the most depressing weeks of my life. Hit rock bottom fella. But. I'M BACK BABY!!!!!

[Angel]

[p0ly]

hahahahha yeeeeeeeeeeeey!! i was like!? wheres my cliffy boy? =(

[GiantMidget]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

hahahahha yeeeeeeeeeeeey!! i was like!? wheres my cliffy boy? =(

Safe bruva,

[Sini]

Bend over?

Not romantic?

[Dr Bunsen]

You must work at Subways 'coz you gave me a foot long baby!

[p0ly]

you should see the people who work at the subway where i live!!! noooooo footlongs at all

[MisterDuck]

sit on my face and i'll guess your weight


or


your in luck
i'm doing my charity work tonight

[process]

fancy a fuck?

Doesnt often work ill grant you...

[Sini]

Originally posted by djprocess

fancy a fuck?

Doesnt often work ill grant you...

Mr process, that's just rude!

[p0ly]

Originally posted by Sini

Mr process, that's just rude!

last night u said PV people got u moist...

[Sini]

The love from the PV people got me moist and that's not rude, that's affectionate!

[process]

Originally posted by Sini

Mr process, that's just rude!

soz.