Talk to Cliffy

[p0ly]

dear cliffy

what do u do if some girl starts flirting with u on partyvibe and hinting at getting with you?

[greenelf]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

dear cliffy

what do u do if some girl starts flirting with u on partyvibe and hinting at getting with you?

I think he's gone down the pub

Should I tell him you're missing him...

[p0ly]

yes please!
also say '2 drink minimum?'

[greenelf]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

yes please!
also say '2 drink minimum?'

Done!

I gotta get offline now... South Park to watch, child to put back to bed, early start in the morning, urgh...

[p0ly]

have... fun?

[greenelf]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

have... fun?

It was shit, can't sleep at all at the mo.

Today was good, been flirting again.

Dear Cliffy,

I enjoy flirting with my mates and random new people, free love is fun when people are safe about STDs, it's nice to not have to be tied down, but I'm a sensitive person and I can become attached to people. How can I avoid 'feelings' and still have fun? Is there maybe someone out there who's meant for me and vice versa, should I continue having fun because the right person will come along/or on the offchance there isn't someone then I've not wasted my time, or should I do something else...

[p0ly]

cliffy secretly told me he fancies u dj

[greenelf]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

cliffy secretly told me he fancies u dj

That's nice, dear... Sure he's got better things to do, lol

Dear Dr Polygon,

Cliffy seems to be missing in action. What should I do?

[joshd96320]

dr polygon

i like it

[DJCliffy]

Originally posted by the dj

Dear Dr Polygon,

Cliffy seems to be missing in action. What should I do?

Hahaha, I might hand over power to Polygon for a couple days. He can be my number two!

[p0ly]

Originally posted by DJCliffy

Hahaha, I might hand over power to Polygon for a couple days. He can be my number two!

thank you good sir

[p0ly]

Originally posted by the dj

That's nice, dear... Sure he's got better things to do, lol

Dear Dr Polygon,

Cliffy seems to be missing in action. What should I do?

Dear Miss DJ The Flirtatious Fox

cliffy is missing in action eh? well the way to cliffys heart (other than buying him two drinks) is buying him an iggy pop poster + album.

he cannot resist iggy pop merchandise



(Dr Polygon can not be held responsible if the things he says are untrue)

[benbear]

Can I jump in for a second

thx

Got a cold but have to go on a date, you got any tips ?

[joshd96320]

sit outside for a bit, have a lemon tea and some airwaves

fershens you right up

ask TG for tea tips

[p0ly]

Originally posted by benbear

Can I jump in for a second

thx

Got a cold but have to go on a date, you got any tips ?

infect her and tell em that it is some rare illness which you have the only vaccine to

they'll never leave ya

[photographthesun]

how does one rape a fox?

[p0ly]

first u need a chicken pen which traps foxs in as they enter, then u need a manly tool

[joshmow56]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

first u need a chicken pen which traps foxs in as they enter, then u need a manly tool

A pack of dogs works wonders i believe!

[p0ly]

i think ud hurt urself rapin a fox

[greenelf]

Dear Dr Polygon,

I think you think I fancy Dr Cliffy. But really... It's you. It's always been you. I just wanna see you bummed by another man while I flick my switch with a banana.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

In all seriousness re the cold thing, I'd not have a clue... I'm all hayfevery but I got laid all afternoon yesterday (did anyone wonder why I wasn't online!)

[p0ly]

of course i fancy cliffy, i thought everyone knew that!! you can post me that banana after you are finished aswell thx

you got laid all yesterday eyyyyy? do bananas count?

[greenelf]

Heh, he's maaaaaybe a little cute. Let's not go giving him a big head.

It was a human bloke, not a banana

Lucky me. I love my friends. I love free love. It'd be nice to find someone nice, to settle with etc, be with, fall in love with... But this is life and we're human and I've been burnt so much...

Oops, got a bit serious there!!!

[p0ly]

can't help the way ya feel

[greenelf]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

can't help the way ya feel

Dear Dr Polygon...

Half the time I don't know how I feel... I don't like to commit to saying I feel one thing, or want one thing, when I'm partly adaptable and also wanna give room for change... I thought I was gay once upon a time, but I was just frightened of men after a bad few experiences (I am happy to swing with either men or women though). I shouldn't have labelled myself as gay (I think I used the term '80% gay') because that doesn't leave room for a change in my feelings. I like to just 'be'... Some labels are good for me and make me feel more secure though.

The other half of the time I know exactly how I feel and I get laiiiiid and you didn't so nyer

[p0ly]

i can perscribe you some pills?

cliffy pills =)