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#76
10-05-2009, 03:09 PM
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--- Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun, on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that. I just wish that I could control these *fucking mood swings!* www.pillreports.com 
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#77
10-05-2009, 03:14 PM
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i can make that one time last, but by spendin the night together i mean entire night, which means multiple sexy times
there is a fourth option which is that i get her preggers number 3 your right, i'm actually takin the piss wit these posts, i dont really care about sex i like her a lot as potential relationship... aaah i sound so sad when i say that! --- too many isms.
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#78
10-05-2009, 03:20 PM
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As for spending the night together, if it does kick off then spend a bit of time on foreplay, don't dive in straightaway, find out what she likes and have fun mate! But if you like this girl then don't worry about the sex part just yet, just have fun together innit. Don't come on too strong as well cos sometimes this freaks girls out but most importantly don't fall into the friend zone with her, this is not what you want!! Let us know how you get on fella! 
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#79
11-06-2009, 10:01 AM
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Dear DJCliffy,
I made myself single again 2 nights ago, then yesterday I handed my notice in and am moving back near London, it means living with my parents for a bit while I find my own place, I wanna find some sexy people to live near who will provide hours of entertainment at no cost... Should I just open my own sex shop or would I be teh fail? I mean, I'd make some cash rather than lose it right? :D --- That's a completely different kettle of chocolate metaphor...
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#80
11-06-2009, 06:02 PM
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How about a travelling sex shop? 
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#81
11-06-2009, 06:13 PM
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Cliffy is pretty damn sexy though it's a two drink minimum so he is at a cost --- PROJECT WORSE!!
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#82
12-06-2009, 07:06 PM
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Haaaaaaaaaaa PW!
Yep Cliffy, I'm moving back towards your general direction... Though aren't you up near Potters Bar or something? I can't remember. And by the way, I need you to send me a text with 'cliffy' in it because my phone is at the menders (still) and I lost everyone's numbers. I'm also switching to the contract number next week, be nice to have someone else nearish by to say hello to, can't if I can't ring you til I hear yer phone ringing and know where you live... *whistle of innocence*
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#83
12-06-2009, 07:08 PM
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Ooh and...
Dear DJ Cliffy, My bed is sort of empty. This is a bit of a problem. I'm stuck with the child til wednesday, what do you suggest I do to fill it? The bed, not fill the child...
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#85
12-06-2009, 07:19 PM
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 If it's a normal bed then you could always find someone to share it with. I got a new double bed recently, i love it, well comfy! 
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#86
12-06-2009, 07:26 PM
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#87
12-06-2009, 07:51 PM
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Cheers Cliffy - it's taking you ages to get dressed, what gives? Send me the pic text already!!!
My double futon is new, only had it about 3 weeks. I love it. It's almost as good as the sofa cushions I was sleeping on for the month that I waited for it! Dear DJ Cliffy, It's gonna be a long weekend... It's really gonna be a long weekend... Fuck me, it's gonna be boring...
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#88
12-06-2009, 08:00 PM
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Haha i'm trying to send it, keeps saying 'message failed no response' Me no understand!! I'm gonna be boring and send you it on here.
i know what you mean about the boring weekend. There's so much on and i have no money, the real kicker is i get paid on monday. So unfair!! 
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#94
13-06-2009, 08:11 PM
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#95
13-06-2009, 08:23 PM
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Thing is, is I don't want unhorning because I recently lost my sex drive and am still working to get it back the way it was... Can't believe I fell for the link though! Dear DJ Cliffy, I've been texting you, reply to me biatch, I'm bored, horny and drinking red wine  Also... No, I've forgotten. I want ice cream. Ben n Jerry.s Gimme!!!
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#96
14-06-2009, 06:38 PM
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--- The great masses of the people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
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#98
14-06-2009, 06:57 PM
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 It ain't working, Won't let me send pic's for some bizarre reason!!!
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