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pmsl at poly!
dear dj cliffy, i'm joining the convoy i mentioned, at midday today - going to meet a ton of hippies in a field in dorset, thing is... is there's this queue to get a go with me and i just dunno where to start. and should i start charging? i mean the price of diesel is high and so's the price of jonnies... :) |
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Dear DJ Cliffy,
I seem to have been tutu'ed... [spoiler] ![]() ![]() [/spoiler] ...and it makes me do rude things, please help! ps i've also had me hair dreaded... [spoiler] ![]() [/spoiler] --- That's a completely different kettle of chocolate metaphor... |
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five men = one condom standard anymore than five and you really risk them splitting --- too many isms. |
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Fair play Lou! I'm happy for ya!!!!
![]() --- Last Night was an A1, tip-top, clubbing, jam fair. It was a sandwich of fun, on ecstasy bread, wrapped up in a big bag like disco fudge. It doesn't get much better than that. I just wish that I could control these *fucking mood swings!* www.pillreports.com |
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![]() looks like a swimming pool... good thing i wasnt there, i might have faceplanted somebodies ass while they were having sex in a tent |
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dear cliffy i have a major problem. My shitty job seems to be holding me back. All i want to do is get on with my chosen career of being a professional cainer, but i always have to cut my weekends short because i have to get up for work on a monday. Could you fix it for me so that i can a) cain it as much as possible and b) get paid for it.
Thanks --- BRILLIANT MADNESS ![]() "Let me respectfully remind you, life and death are of supreme importance. Time swiftly passes by... and opportunity is lost. Each of us should strive to awaken. Awaken. Take heed! Do not squander your life". Evening Gatha, Zen Mountain Monastery |
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My boyfriend went home to UK 3 weeks ago and I'm not sure when he's back here.
My head's filled with all sort of pictures and I used to be such a sweet and innocent girl ![]() What can I do, and don't say join a monastery tried that and it's just not me ![]() |
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No worries, also failing that get a webcam, get him to get one and well, you know innit!!
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cliffy, i'm going out tonight with a girl, its definately potential, but i only have one condom
should i: 1. only go one time (and not leave as good impression) 2. use clingfilm or a crisp packet as a subsitute 3. stop assuming that the night will end in sexy times |
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