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  #51  
Old 09-04-2009, 08:17 AM
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pmsl at poly!

dear dj cliffy, i'm joining the convoy i mentioned, at midday today - going to meet a ton of hippies in a field in dorset, thing is... is there's this queue to get a go with me and i just dunno where to start. and should i start charging? i mean the price of diesel is high and so's the price of jonnies... :)
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:28 AM
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Dear DJ Cliffy,

You seem to have your c*ck up my arse,
Ha ha quality


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Old 14-04-2009, 12:21 PM
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Dear DJ Cliffy,

I seem to have been tutu'ed...
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...and it makes me do rude things, please help!

ps i've also had me hair dreaded...

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Old 14-04-2009, 12:22 PM
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oh bum my code didnt work, sorry, they're meant to be behind spoiler tags!
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Old 14-04-2009, 04:05 PM
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cool pics :) love the swimming pool in the last one lol

did you have fun!


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Old 14-04-2009, 07:37 PM
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freddy kruger top in the last photo =)


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Old 14-04-2009, 08:01 PM
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pmsl at poly!

dear dj cliffy, i'm joining the convoy i mentioned, at midday today - going to meet a ton of hippies in a field in dorset, thing is... is there's this queue to get a go with me and i just dunno where to start. and should i start charging? i mean the price of diesel is high and so's the price of jonnies... :)
re-use condoms

five men = one condom

standard

anymore than five and you really risk them splitting


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Old 15-04-2009, 07:06 PM
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boothy!

yes i had great fun, got me a blokey. the one in the top pics actually.

err that aint a swimming pool, its someone's windbreaker set up outside their tent :P
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Old 15-04-2009, 09:38 PM
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Fair play Lou! I'm happy for ya!!!!


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Old 15-04-2009, 10:36 PM
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa boothy!

yes i had great fun, got me a blokey. the one in the top pics actually.

err that aint a swimming pool, its someone's windbreaker set up outside their tent :P
oh i see LOL


looks like a swimming pool... good thing i wasnt there, i might have faceplanted somebodies ass while they were having sex in a tent
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Old 16-04-2009, 02:22 PM
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funny

dear djcliffy,

i have the urge to dance around a maypole naked, what should i do?
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Old 16-04-2009, 02:37 PM
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DO IT DO IT DO IT
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Old 16-04-2009, 02:57 PM
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dear cliffy i have a major problem. My shitty job seems to be holding me back. All i want to do is get on with my chosen career of being a professional cainer, but i always have to cut my weekends short because i have to get up for work on a monday. Could you fix it for me so that i can a) cain it as much as possible and b) get paid for it.
Thanks


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Old 16-04-2009, 02:59 PM
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa funny

dear djcliffy,

i have the urge to dance around a maypole naked, what should i do?
Well i think you should do it. Get a maypole then 'Ave it!
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:00 PM
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dear cliffy i have a major problem. My shitty job seems to be holding me back. All i want to do is get on with my chosen career of being a professional cainer, but i always have to cut my weekends short because i have to get up for work on a monday. Could you fix it for me so that i can a) cain it as much as possible and b) get paid for it.
Thanks
The only option you have is to save up a few grand, say 5,000 grand or so, Take 6 months off and fly over to South Africa. Five grand will last you the whole 6 months and the drugs are very cheap and very very good. You will be able to live like a king and be able to cain it every night.
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:03 PM
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The only option you have is to save up a few grand, say 5,000 grand or so, Take 6 months off and fly over to South Africa. Five grand will last you the whole 6 months and the drugs are very cheap and very very good. You will be able to live like a king and be able to cain it every night.
you seem to have overlooked point b)
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:09 PM
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you seem to have overlooked point b)
I didn't even see point b)
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:17 PM
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I didn't even see point b)
im dissapointed tbh i bet Jim could have fixed it for me.
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Old 16-04-2009, 03:24 PM
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im dissapointed tbh i bet Jim could have fixed it for me.
Jim is a fraud. I've fixed more people than him.
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Old 16-04-2009, 04:51 PM
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dear cliffy i have a major problem. My shitty job seems to be holding me back. All i want to do is get on with my chosen career of being a professional cainer, but i always have to cut my weekends short because i have to get up for work on a monday. Could you fix it for me so that i can a) cain it as much as possible and b) get paid for it.
Thanks
process is in the right brain mode
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:09 AM
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My boyfriend went home to UK 3 weeks ago and I'm not sure when he's back here.

My head's filled with all sort of pictures and I used to be such a sweet and innocent girl

What can I do, and don't say join a monastery tried that and it's just not me
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:18 AM
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My boyfriend went home to UK 3 weeks ago and I'm not sure when he's back here.

My head's filled with all sort of pictures and I used to be such a sweet and innocent girl

What can I do, and don't say join a monastery tried that and it's just not me
You could always ring him, have a bit of phone sex ya know!!
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:22 AM
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You could always ring him, have a bit of phone sex ya know!!
Just not the same, but better than nothing I guess

Thanks Cliffy
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Old 10-05-2009, 10:24 AM
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Just not the same, but better than nothing I guess

Thanks Cliffy
No worries, also failing that get a webcam, get him to get one and well, you know innit!!
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Old 10-05-2009, 03:04 PM
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cliffy, i'm going out tonight with a girl, its definately potential, but i only have one condom

should i:

1. only go one time (and not leave as good impression)
2. use clingfilm or a crisp packet as a subsitute
3. stop assuming that the night will end in sexy times
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