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Old 14-03-2009, 11:05 PM
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Join a travelling circus. Become part of the freak community. You'll soon become a legend and have your pick of the hairy woman.
ah sweet man thanks fot that


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Messing around with all theese chemical rushes .. when natural highs come a whole lot cheeper!
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Old 14-03-2009, 11:16 PM
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ah sweet man thanks fot that
No worries mate. have fun with the hairy woman.


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Old 14-03-2009, 11:40 PM
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dear cliffy, i have a problem..... my mums stopped wiping my bum for me and i just cant do a good job on it at all!! i really need some help!


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Old 15-03-2009, 12:03 AM
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dear cliffy, i have a problem..... my mums stopped wiping my bum for me and i just cant do a good job on it at all!! i really need some help!
I can't help you with that. you're gonna have to learn how to wipe your own arse.
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Old 15-03-2009, 12:09 AM
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I can't help you with that. you're gonna have to learn how to wipe your own arse.
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Old 15-03-2009, 12:31 AM
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I can't help you with that. you're gonna have to learn how to wipe your own arse.
thanks cliffy! you're a great help
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Old 15-03-2009, 12:43 AM
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thanks cliffy! you're a great help

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Old 15-03-2009, 07:48 AM
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Dear D.R D.J Cliffy

I met a girl at a party and I liked her but she had very big hands and huge feet and her name was Dave.

What should I do ?


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Old 15-03-2009, 03:53 PM
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dear cliffy, ive been talkin to some guy on msn occasionally, his name is daftvader. i think hes pretty cute and i really wanna try n get in there but im not sure if hes into guys...... heeeeeeeelp
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Old 15-03-2009, 03:57 PM
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i am D.J. Cliffy and i sugest you block him from msn and deleat him as a contackt .. HE IS MINE!!!!!
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Old 15-03-2009, 04:05 PM
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i am D.J. Cliffy and i sugest you block him from msn and deleat him as a contackt .. HE IS MINE!!!!!
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Old 15-03-2009, 04:12 PM
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Take it outside you two.
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Old 15-03-2009, 04:25 PM
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Take it outside you two.
yes cliffy sir
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:50 AM
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Dear DJ Cliffy,

I am a bored, lonely, horny single stay at home mum. I'm up for no strings casual sex with willing friends but everyone is either in a relationship, really ugly or wants more than I can give... Prostitution isn't an option, what d'ya reckon I should do... :)
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Dear DJ Cliffy,

I am a bored, lonely, horny single stay at home mum. I'm up for no strings casual sex with willing friends but everyone is either in a relationship, really ugly or wants more than I can give... Prostitution isn't an option, what d'ya reckon I should do... :)
PM me.
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:52 PM
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PM me.
heh

see, i am actually serious... and i sent you an email through the system this morning.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:45 PM
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Dear Cliffy.

I have just entered a relationship but it's mega complicated, i can't disclose why. Are you getting good vibes that it's going to be a good'un?


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Old 08-04-2009, 08:00 PM
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Dear Cliffy.

I have just entered a relationship but it's mega complicated, i can't disclose why. Are you getting good vibes that it's going to be a good'un?
Well now without details it's hard to tell. Unless it's a rebound relationship or a ménage a' trios kind of thing you should be ok.
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:12 PM
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Dear DJ Cliffy,

You seem to have your c*ck up my arse, I'm just wondering, does this mean its serious?

Yours,

Lou :)
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:14 PM
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Quality!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:59 PM
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You seem to have your c*ck up my arse, I'm just wondering, does this mean its serious?
Does this happen to you a lot then Cliff?

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Old 08-04-2009, 10:07 PM
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Does this happen to you a lot then Cliff?
Haha not as much as you'd think
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:09 PM
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Dear cliffatron, i seem to be getting extremely turned on by racoons. am i normal? should i see i doctor? should i shoot myself!? plz i need ur help
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:14 PM
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Dear cliffatron, i seem to be getting extremely turned on by racoons. am i normal? should i see i doctor? should i shoot myself!? plz i need ur help
I think you need to add up the pro's and con's of a relationship with a raccoon. Sure they're lovable and cute but they are also vicious and full of diseases. If you cheated on one you'd soon know about it. I say no but if you really work hard at it then fuck it, go for it. Just make sure you have all the current shots.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:17 PM
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im lonely and i dont fancy girls or men, only raccoos and a few other animals so im stuck........ raccoons or eagles. i also have a slight attraction to sharks (espicially ones with frickin laser beams attached to their heads)
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