Anyone had this?

[DJCliffy]

I've been getting cold calls from people claiming to represent the Debt Advice Bureau. The callers are from an Indian call centre and it's becoming a real pain in the arse.

They phone up and tell me about a government sponsored deal in which i can have all my unsecured debt wiped clean. I tell them i am happy with my current repayment plan but that doesn't stop em, oh no, they then gibber on and on and on and then gibber some more.

I have since found out it is a scam so the next time they ring me i shall tell them i am going to get my details and then activate a very powerful rape alarm (it's fucking well loud) down the phone and destroy the scammy cunts ear drums. I shall do this for every single scammer who rings me trying to sell me this scheme.

Bit harsh i know but if i can deafen them all then hopefull they won't be able to inflict this misery on anyone else.

Has anyone had any similar calls? They say they can wipe your unsecure debts clean using a newly formed government scheme. It's a load of fucking donkey nuts.

Grrrrrrrrrr!

[p0ly]

i wish, btw loud noises down the phone really doesn't hurt your ears

[uglyprettytrash]

maybe its fonejacker.

[DJCliffy]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

i wish, btw loud noises down the phone really doesn't hurt your ears

Doesn't it? What!!! Oh well i shall just have to fuck with them then.

[DaftFader]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

i wish, btw loud noises down the phone really doesn't hurt your ears

yeah but they most likely have head sets on and they can hurt if it's too loud .. i know this because of my job and some of the screamy cuntwankers i have to deal with on the phone .. i have actualy had to put my headset round my neck b4 to stop the person shouting on the other end hurting my luggs

[p0ly]

go 4 it then

[Raj]

Register here:

TPS Registration

that will reduce the number of cold calls you get dramatically [takes 4 weeks or so ]

[DJCliffy]

Originally posted by Raj

Register here:

TPS Registration

that will reduce the number of cold calls you get dramatically [takes 4 weeks or so ]

Doesn't work with these people. Been looking into this on other forums and they just ignore it. They're scammers so ignore it all.

Anyway just been on the phone to one of them.

"Hello, can i speak to Mr Cliff *****"

"Yes this is he, CUNTS"

"Oh I'm sorry about that, I have tourettes syndrome"

Pause

"Ok Mr *****, I am calling from the Debt Advice Bureau, We have selected you as we can help you clear all "CUNTS (me again) sorry" "Ok as i was saying we can help you clear all unsecured debts using newly formed government legalisation, How much would you say you owe in unsecured debts"

"I owe about 'FUCKING STUPID CUNT' ,sorry, I owe about 15 million pounds"

"15 million pounds? Ok Mr ***** we can definitely help you here, Now could you explain how and who you owe these monies to?"

"COCK SUCKING ARSE FUCKING DONKEY, WURGGGHH, YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING WHORE, I STUCK A BIG FAT DILDO UP HER ARSE, SHE LOVED IT THE FUCKING SLUT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"

pause.............

"Hello?"

Pause.................

"Sorry about that, it's my tourettes again you see, makes me say things i shouldn't, don't worry i've never met your mother"

Line goes dead.

Never had so much fun in all my life, Done it in front of my brother and he was pissing himself. I hope they call again. Will film it next time and put it on youtube.

[p0ly]

ahaahahahahah nice one cliffy!!

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[BitsNpeazes]

i get these calls atleast 3 times everyday on my home phone must say i do try my fucking hardest to stay as patient with these people as i can cos i can imagine how shit there job must be. on occasion patience goes right out the window though!

[DJCliffy]

Argh they called again. Told em nicely this time to fuck off and if they call me again I'll go postal on em.

[sunsparkle]

Ha ha!!!! thats soooo funny might end up trying that one sometime soon