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Old 29-10-2009, 04:38 PM
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The mind boggles

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Old 29-10-2009, 05:50 PM
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Fail??? .. looks like that man is a f'in winner to me lol ... he should be an isperation to us all!


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Old 29-10-2009, 06:28 PM
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looks kinky to me
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Old 29-10-2009, 06:30 PM
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speed dating? ... get's my goat * coat... and get's it again >.<
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Old 29-10-2009, 07:03 PM
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I think the FAIL is because they (irrespective of species) should do that at home and not on the road, looks like he's asking for a nasty crash that way... maybe its the cops who are taking the photo for evidence, I'm sure he will get a traffic violation for that (not sure what will happen to the cow/goat)


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Old 29-10-2009, 07:08 PM
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on the possitive side, damn thats a robust bike!!!
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Old 29-10-2009, 07:30 PM
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I think the FAIL is because they (irrespective of species) should do that at home and not on the road, looks like he's asking for a nasty crash that way... maybe its the cops who are taking the photo for evidence, I'm sure he will get a traffic violation for that (not sure what will happen to the cow/goat)
tbh depends where that is ... police might not give a fuck about that if it was in some places ... and i am sure most people would take a photo if they saw that .. alltho in saing that if it's that out of the ordanary for some one to snap it .. then police might intervien .. unless it was a tourist taking the sanp and not a local ... either way .. bit crul on the poor cow
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Old 29-10-2009, 08:03 PM
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in them sorts of countries the feds are often the only peopel what can afford cameras (often supplied by British import/export companies ) - many of them tend to go through stages of moving from "anything goes" on the roads to full on zero tolerance, especially when their security services (usually linked to the embassies) get fucked off when they see pictures like that turning up on the Internet.

That said I wonder if it is actually a live cow or a dead one which the dude is taking somewhere to be processed for meat? I would have thought most people in developing nations wouldn't be able to afford the extra fuel to transport a creature which if alive would be perfectly capable of making its own way along the road, nor would they have the time and energy to keep it as a pet and train it to ride safely on a motorbike... (or if they were part of a circus would use an animal with more comedy value)

Maybe the biker and the dude in the car did this for a joke, probably using all them cameras and mobile phones they keep trying to sell on here

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Old 29-10-2009, 08:20 PM
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i doubt he has a license... probs popping it to a neighbouring farm or something, looks likes its in the middle of fuckin nowhere. i sincerely doubt you could prop a dead cow up like that with its eyes opening and muscles contracted. It looks a little bit fakeish, im not sure if the bike could handle that weight. ive seen 5 people on a moped (right before my eyes so i know it was real) before, but a cow is a bit much.


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Old 29-10-2009, 08:23 PM
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ive seen 5 people on a moped (right before my eyes so i know it was real)
having heard what people get up to in this area this doesn't surprise me one bit
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Old 29-10-2009, 08:45 PM
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How do we know it's his cow? Maybe he abducted it and is taking it home for a night of interspecies kinkiness. Here's how i reckon it went down, He went to the shops on his motorcycle to get some milk. Saw the hapless animal tied up outside, before you could say 'rawhide Sundays' he picked it up, threw it on the bike, leapt on and drove home at breakneck speeds to have his wicked way but the last laugh would be made by the cow who does in fact have AIDs and is a bit mad.

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Old 29-10-2009, 08:48 PM
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Good God... Can you say "photoshop", anyone?
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Old 29-10-2009, 08:59 PM
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Good God... Can you say "photoshop", anyone?
yeah i can.

can you say onomatopeia whilst you have 3 green penises STUFFED into your mouth and ears?


















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Old 29-10-2009, 08:59 PM
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having heard what people get up to in this area this doesn't surprise me one bit
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Old 29-10-2009, 09:01 PM
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Good God... Can you say "photoshop", anyone?
PHOTOPLACE, PHOTOPILL, PHOTODILDO, PHOTOGOD,

No it appears i cannot say photoshop.

OMG I SAID IT, YAY!!!!
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