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Old 26-06-2009, 05:59 AM
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1. Rumor has it Jacko wants to be buried at sea and strapped to a couple of buoys...

2. Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch this afternoon. It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom... and Class 4C in his bedroom.

3. After Michael Jackson’s death this morning, LA county hospital staff are unsure what to do with his remains as plastic recycling day isn’t until next Tuesday.

4. Michael Jacksons tour promoters have announced the cancellation of his UK dates: Johnny, 7, Tim, 6 and Chris, 3.

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Old 26-06-2009, 06:00 AM
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5. LA County hospital have confirmed that they will be recycling Michael Jacksons body, they'll be making plastic toys out of it so that the kids can play with him for once.
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Old 26-06-2009, 06:00 AM
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6. Confirmation has just came through that Michael Jackson died from food poising. Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts.
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Old 26-06-2009, 06:01 AM
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7. Michael Jackson’s body is not to be cremated or buried. It is to be recycled into grocery bags. That way he can continue to be white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

8. Maccas are bringing out a new burger to celebrate MJs life - 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
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Old 26-06-2009, 06:56 AM
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Old 26-06-2009, 08:46 AM
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8. Maccas are bringing out a new burger to celebrate MJs life - 50 year old meat in 12 year old buns.
thats the best one!


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Old 26-06-2009, 08:56 AM
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Its bad!!!!

Also, initial reports state that MJ will be melted down and turned into toys. Kids can play with him for a change!!!!


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Old 26-06-2009, 09:01 AM
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Really upsetting. He touched so many young people!!
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Old 26-06-2009, 09:06 AM
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Old 26-06-2009, 10:44 AM
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Reports that Michael Jackson was in hospital having a heart attack are wrong, he was in the children's ward having a stroke.

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Old 26-06-2009, 11:15 AM
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Old 26-06-2009, 11:26 AM
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I heard they managed to revive Micheal Jackson !! but when they wheeled him pass the Kids ward , he went stiff again !!!
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Old 26-06-2009, 11:36 AM
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in the spirit of recycling plastics jacko will be melted down and turned into party cups so the kids can still get there lips round his rim
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Old 26-06-2009, 12:42 PM
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Reports that Michael Jackson was in hospital having a heart attack are wrong, he was in the children's ward having a stroke.
ah dam i got told this one at work and posted it on the other thread .. but you beat me to it dam you! ..lol ..

funny how you live tup north and i live in london and we both heard the same joke only one day after he died .. funny how things spread fast like that innit


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Old 26-06-2009, 01:35 PM
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Meowcat Jackson's memorial moonwalking marathon - rathergood.com

Check out some of the other shit on that site aswell "Wankey Shit Demon" is pretty sick!!!!!
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Old 26-06-2009, 02:09 PM
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Micheal jackson died of shock when he realised that boyz to men was a band not a delivery service!
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Old 26-06-2009, 05:21 PM
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word is he's not been this stiff since macaulay culkin slept over


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Old 27-06-2009, 01:15 PM
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Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "first my parents leave me in Portugal and now this."


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Old 27-06-2009, 02:05 PM
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Michael Jackson's girlfriend is said to be distraught. She was quoted as saying: "first my parents leave me in Portugal and now this."
haha dark!
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Old 29-06-2009, 05:33 PM
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Rumour has it that a group of children saw the ghost of Michael Jackson arond neverland. He put the willies right up them!!
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Old 30-06-2009, 11:22 AM
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3 medicly qualified people are in the back of MJ's ambulance....

The first doctor says "We had better start the adrenalyn shot"...
The second doctor says "No you had better start the drip"...
The third doctor says "You had better start CPR!".....

Suddenly MJ sits bolt upright and yells.....
"U HAD BETTER BE STARTIN SOMETHIN!!"
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Old 30-06-2009, 12:04 PM
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really want a mega jacko worshipper to stumble across this thread!
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