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Old 30-06-2009, 12:20 PM
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me too

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Old 30-06-2009, 03:29 PM
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Old 30-06-2009, 07:57 PM
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Old 30-06-2009, 08:04 PM
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free pepper, I WANT IT!! GENEROSITY!!
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In international news today, Joe Jackson, father of Michael Jackson, announced a joint venture with a Chinese toy manufacturer, Gang Yao. Joe stated the company is interested in melting down Michael into small plastic toy blocks that small children could easily swallow. They would be coated with toxic lead paint and other hazardous materials so they can produce the same bizarre behavior as Michael. The product would be called "Whacko" and be in toy stores by christmas. Both parties agreed that this venture would be in everybodys best interest. Joe can exploit his dead son, the chinese can dump their hazardous waste and Michael can still be a danger to children everywhere. EPA and government approval pending.
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:12 PM
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what is the difference between jackson family and the england cricket team? the jackson family will be bringing home the ashes.
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:17 PM
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Sign on Michael Jackson's casket: Warning: Non-Biodegradable contents inside!

Micheal jackson will go to heaven after all.Satan hates the smell of burning plastic!
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:22 PM
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what is the difference between jackson family and the england cricket team? the jackson family will be bringing home the ashes.
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love that one
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:53 PM
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DDD --> just a quick post to say i've been laughing in hysterics at those posts of yours above...

you should seriously consider being a writer for a living...

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