Rejected Petitions From the no.10 gov. Web Site...

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

here are just a few ... from here

impose a maximum weight limit for women wearing stiletto heels as they pose a massive threat to other members of the public on dance floors and in crowded bars nationwide.

scrap tv licence altogether

Kepp the TV License fee.

suck a trife with a straw while swimming in treacle

enter x-factor

make the birthday of me(Craig Coppack) a nationbal holiday

scrap the television licence fee

give jagermeister out free in pubs/clubs over xmas and new year

Give Great Yarmouth the official title of "The Biggest Seaside Town Dump"

officially recognise Pete's mum an official public resource.

Remove the green sweets from Starburst and to reinstate the Opal Fruits brand name.

close down Arsenal Football Club

nip round this weekend and give me a hand put me new windows in and paint the bog

Allow Englishmens homes to REMAIN their castles

give Bird & Bloke a 3 bedroomed house because they have waited long enough now and they are really could do with more space as the cats fed up of walking side ways to get in the house and the babys sleeping in a hammock

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to sell off some of his houses as 5 properties seems a bit excessive.

make all houses numbered 8 to be exempt from paying council taxes

Give free houses (near a beach) to people called Mike.

To enforce a new francy dress law and two day working week

Ban people with annoying voices from being able to talk at work

create a legal MAXIMUM wage

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to get up lazy bones.

SEND OFFENDERS AND DRUG ADDICTS TO IRAQ

Scrap the Human Rights Act

ignore all current and future petitions against the hunting ban.

Ban Fallout Boy and Panic! At The Disco

the list goes on ..........................

[DJCliffy]

Some of them are pretty funny!

[DIONYSUS]

fucking quality! ha ha

"We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to officially recognise Pete's mum an official public resource. More details

Submitted by Artimis Xavier"

[benbear]

Just found this one

Stop People from Making Stupid Petitions


and I quote "This petition is created in the hopes that all of you stupid cry babies take a minute and think before you start some of the dumbest petitions we have ever read "


So well done on this petition mate.

[General Lighting]

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to suck a trife with a straw while swimming in treacle.

Submitted by bry robson

Petition Rejected

This petition has been rejected because:

• It was outside the remit or powers of the Prime Minister and Government

Additional information about this rejection:

thats pony, I bet Vladimir Putin could do it and still beat up 50 of his enemies afterwards...

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Originally posted by General Lighting

thats pony, I bet Vladimir Putin could do it and still beat up 50 of his enemies afterwards...

haha that is a bit of a crap excuse