Harsh Practical Joke

[DIONYSUS]

Those guys up there? Not happy. Not even a little. And with good reason! Bambang (left) and Nanang (right), two native Indonesians who were looking for government jobs, received word from a local village chief that there was a new requirement to work as an intelligence officer in Jakarta: facial tattoos. The only problem, of course, is that the chief — who received his information via text message — had been lied to, and he passed along some dreadfully poor instructions:

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Even worse they are proper shit tattoos as well...

[Angel]

That's terrible

[O-D]

"The three men believe the anonymous trickster was a kind of “mystic”, as they didn’t feel in control of their actions when following his strange instructions."

Bwahahaha, how feeble; even if they do believe in mystics because of their culture.

[ellie]

Jeepers - they must bloody love their jobs!

[General Lighting]

I know SE Asia's culture and politics well (my extended family are from Malaysia which is next door to Indonesia) and TBH don't feel in the slightest bit sorry for them..

Putting aside the beliefs in mystics/ghosts/spirits (something which exists mostly in rural areas of these nations, the urban areas are more high tech than the UK!) these scum were applying for "jobs" what would have involved spying on their own people and reporting back to the Indonesian security forces

this could easily result in the village being stormed by cops/soldiers on "suspicion" of drug dealing/smuggling etc

when this happens it isn't like the politically correct West where people are put on bail and the worst what may happen is they got evicted or ASBOs

when the village is stormed the menfolk (other than the spy/grass) are separated and executed - if they are lucky they are just shot, if not they are tortured - the women are used for the sex industry/forced breeeding (i.e rape) the children are sold to rich families and the money taken by the govt/soldiers

then the houses are bulldozed or lit on fire and the area cleared for logging or palm oil plantations (the govt/soldiers/cops families get the building jobs etc) this happens all across SE Asia and is rarely reported other than by activist groups and is covered up by the West as its how we get our cheap furniture and "green" biodiesel

This wasn't a joke, it was a way of weeding out grasses / untrustworthy scum, and to deter people from taking these "jobs"

[damo666]

haha how stupid can you get

[Angel]

Originally posted by General Lighting

I know SE Asia's culture and politics well (my extended family are from Malaysia which is next door to Indonesia) and TBH don't feel in the slightest bit sorry for them..

Putting aside the beliefs in mystics/ghosts/spirits (something which exists mostly in rural areas of these nations, the urban areas are more high tech than the UK!) these scum were applying for "jobs" what would have involved spying on their own people and reporting back to the Indonesian security forces

this could easily result in the village being stormed by cops/soldiers on "suspicion" of drug dealing/smuggling etc

when this happens it isn't like the politically correct West where people are put on bail and the worst what may happen is they got evicted or ASBOs

when the village is stormed the menfolk (other than the spy/grass) are separated and executed - if they are lucky they are just shot, if not they are tortured - the women are used for the sex industry/forced breeeding (i.e rape) the children are sold to rich families and the money taken by the govt/soldiers

then the houses are bulldozed or lit on fire and the area cleared for logging or palm oil plantations (the govt/soldiers/cops families get the building jobs etc) this happens all across SE Asia and is rarely reported other than by activist groups and is covered up by the West as its how we get our cheap furniture and "green" biodiesel

This wasn't a joke, it was a way of weeding out grasses / untrustworthy scum, and to deter people from taking these "jobs"

Now you made me feel bad about feeling sorry for them

They got what they deserved then

[ellie]

Thanks GL - now i can laugh at them

[d.r.e.a.m]

Fukin a GL opend my eyes a bit there what a couple of cunts!Well deserved it I think!

[DaftFader]

Originally posted by d.r.e.a.m

what a couple of cunts!Well deserved it I think!

thats what i thought b4 gl even posted anything

[d.r.e.a.m]

Originally posted by DaftFader

thats what i thought b4 gl even posted anything

LMAO...

[DaftFader]

Originally posted by d.r.e.a.m

LMAO...

if your stupid enuff to tattoo your face for a cause and not for you.. your a dick imo .. i think that guy cat man is pretty cool ..he looks like a cat lives in a forest on his own .. and it was his choise .. if some one told him to do that for a political movement however .. i would piss my self

[General Lighting]

TBH any decent person what read the whole article (irrespective of their ethnic origin) would have lost sympathy the moment they saw the words "government jobs" and "intelligence officers" and that they were clearly prepared to go "undercover" to sell out their fellow villagers...

Thats scummy behaviour whether you are in Jakarta or Benfleet..

[DaftFader]

Originally posted by General Lighting

TBH any decent person what read the whole article (irrespective of their ethnic origin) would have lost sympathy the moment they saw the words "government jobs" and "intelligence officers" and that they were clearly prepared to go "undercover" to sell out their fellow villagers...

Thats scummy behaviour whether you are in Jakarta or Benfleet..

i just had a mental image of the benfleet Jakarta dragon men running all over essex raping and pillaging all bob the builder and jimmy "white socks black shoe" choo's families

[General Lighting]

Originally posted by DaftFader

i just had a mental image of the benfleet Jakarta dragon men running all over essex raping and pillaging all bob the builder and jimmy "white socks black shoe" choo's families

the way the world is going this isn't even that outlandish a thought.. mind you they could probably just get away with setting up a tattoo parlour...

Incidentally Jimmy Choo was born in the same town as my dad was

[DaftFader]

Originally posted by General Lighting

the way the world is going this isn't even that outlandish a thought.. mind you they could probably just get away with setting up a tattoo parlour...

Incidentally Jimmy Choo was born in the same town as my dad was

haha thats a bit of a coincedence .. it wasn't against jimmy .. just the type of people that tend to wear his shoes around these parts .. but i think you knew that any way

[General Lighting]

Originally posted by DaftFader

haha thats a bit of a coincedence .. it wasn't against jimmy .. just the type of people that tend to wear his shoes around these parts .. but i think you knew that any way

there's actually a Malaysian equivalent of Essex Boys/Girls, they are called Ah Beng ( ♂) / or Ah Lian ( ♀ )

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ah_Beng

[d.r.e.a.m]

Originally posted by General Lighting

there's actually a Malaysian equivalent of Essex Boys/Girls, they are called Ah Beng ( ♂) / or Ah Lian ( ♀ )

Ah Beng - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Fuk acording to that then nearly every1 I no is this ah_beng!Minus the flowery shirts tho..lol..

[JonnyQuest]

Originally posted by General Lighting

TBH any decent person what read the whole article (irrespective of their ethnic origin) would have lost sympathy the moment they saw the words "government jobs" and "intelligence officers" and that they were clearly prepared to go "undercover" to sell out their fellow villagers...

Thats scummy behaviour whether you are in Jakarta or Benfleet..

fucking hell, innocent until proven guility? these guys might have wanted to stop violent gangs or big heroin importers or somthing, i get you and tbh i didnt give a shit about them seeing as they wanted to spy for the man anyway but dont be so quick to pass judgement you dont know whats gwanning in these jokers lives man they could have just wanted to help folks

[General Lighting]

Originally posted by JonnyQuest

fucking hell, innocent until proven guility? these guys might have wanted to stop violent gangs or big heroin importers or somthing, i get you and tbh i didnt give a shit about them seeing as they wanted to spy for the man anyway but dont be so quick to pass judgement you dont know whats gwanning in these jokers lives man they could have just wanted to help folks

mate I've got relatives from that side of the world and some aspects of the way things are run there are not good at all.. in these sorts of countries (and TBH in the developed world too) people don't join the secret intelligence service to the point to "help people", other than their own families and friends and to get a sense of power over others...

In Asian culture tattoos represent a "hard man" or a "warrior". Having any sort of tattoo identifies you as a "face" or somewhat what wants respect or power, or at the very least a rebel.

In Indonesia, to get a tattoo and plan to work for the government is viewed as total betrayal..

that country isn't run like here. the worst TSG cops of England are fluffy bunnies compared to how people in power run things in Indonesia and other SE Asian countries.

http://insideindonesia.org/content/view/1102/47/

And what sort of nation/community is it that needs covert "intelligence officers" in a village anyway? what is the government so frightened of, that could not be dealt with by normal civillian police officers or accountable local government officers, like in any other civilised country?

Learn about stuff like East Timor, General Suharto etc and the work of the palm oil companies/logging clearances and you will see why these two men aren't good people.