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Old 25-04-2006, 07:27 AM
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Old 13-05-2006, 01:52 PM
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lol funny as fuk, thats also a reason why im a non ket head.
Woz that actually a pikey or just sum local fuckin ponce who thinks he can take on the world.
Who are the headz in the vid??? Free ravers?
Got what he deserved anyway
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Old 13-05-2006, 02:24 PM
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lol funny as fuk, thats also a reason why im a non ket head.
Woz that actually a pikey or just sum local fuckin ponce who thinks he can take on the world.
Who are the headz in the vid??? Free ravers?
Got what he deserved anyway
its funny but I reckon they are all mates and the guy on the floor is either acting very well or just in a k-hole - his mates had a camera and thought it was a funny story to make up about how he got into that state...


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Old 13-05-2006, 02:59 PM
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Class act
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Old 14-05-2006, 08:53 PM
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fukin love it!! bloody tinkers


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Old 24-05-2006, 01:22 PM
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pikey

what do u call a pikey as i was under the impression that most fellas and birds who wear baseball caps wer drumanbass heads and that a pikey is actually just another word for gypise or travellers as no u wouldent like them cose ther mug all your drugs and money but most peole like yourself whom had a cap no as like the fella on the floor id say he has a cap on too soo dose that make u as bad as him????? also i think it was a bad move to give a drunk person ketamin as u could of killed him because u dont mix ket and drink as ther both knock out drugs really if u have too much ur k hole and can die so be safe and sensible as i think its just one of your mates but i wouldent say he was a pikey maybe in your town thats wat u call em but wer i live gypsies ar good honiste people its wannabe gypsie that make it bad for the real ones thanks for your time off reading my opinion
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Old 24-05-2006, 02:06 PM
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i think its jus a joke, im sure its their mate k-holin
pretty funny tho
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Old 24-05-2006, 03:21 PM
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I actually know the bloke with the cam, yes, him and his crew are free party ravers and are SAF. He got a complete slating when someone put this vid on SJ, but I know that if the 'pikey' was a random, he must have been a right arsehole for them to do that to him. (I don't condone spiking btw).

I'm more inclined to think it was a set up, but I'll try and get hold of him and find out.
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Old 08-06-2006, 04:13 PM
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Bit of a waste of K as well....

Also, if you'd been having a go at a group of people who were then giving you grief back would you accept a line off them due to their 'sudden change of heart'??

This is pretty old though, but I'll ask and see if it is a set up...
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Old 08-06-2006, 07:07 PM
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Quote:
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what do u call a pikey as i was under the impression that most fellas and birds who wear baseball caps wer drumanbass heads and that a pikey is actually just another word for gypise or travellers as no u wouldent like them cose ther mug all your drugs and money but most peole like yourself whom had a cap no as like the fella on the floor id say he has a cap on too soo dose that make u as bad as him????? also i think it was a bad move to give a drunk person ketamin as u could of killed him because u dont mix ket and drink as ther both knock out drugs really if u have too much ur k hole and can die so be safe and sensible as i think its just one of your mates but i wouldent say he was a pikey maybe in your town thats wat u call em but wer i live gypsies ar good honiste people its wannabe gypsie that make it bad for the real ones thanks for your time off reading my opinion
Dunno about you but where i come from gypsies/pikies tend to be violent thieving hare coursing bastards

Where as the new travellers etc. are good honest people.
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Old 09-06-2006, 09:51 AM
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And there's one more thing that I thought of last night...

What if this guy they'd done was in the armed forces? He'd have to tell his C/O that he was spiked with drugs as it may show up on the random tests they get which would inevitably lead back to their crew. Depending on how far the MOD wanted to push it there lives could be made quite awkward...
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Old 13-06-2006, 06:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by jackie
what do u call a pikey as i was under the impression that most fellas and birds who wear baseball caps wer drumanbass heads and that a pikey is actually just another word for gypise or travellers as no u wouldent like them cose ther mug all your drugs and money but most peole like yourself whom had a cap no as like the fella on the floor id say he has a cap on too soo dose that make u as bad as him?????
Your theory is fuked up, U cannot tell what a person is like or into by if they where a cap or not.
Some people i know live drum n bass and wouldnt been seen dead in a cap!
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ah the wonders of stereo typing; so fallible


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Old 30-03-2007, 10:53 AM
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Thumbs down not....

big or clever and certenly not funny (and for the record messin with tevellers is a big no no )
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Quote:
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Dunno about you but where i come from gypsies/pikies tend to be violent thieving hare coursing bastards

Where as the new travellers etc. are good honest people.
I'll second that!


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Old 30-03-2007, 11:03 AM
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in some parts of England the term "pikey" does not necessarily mean someone is a traveller and is often used against anyone who doesn't "fit in" with the group (often the same peopel who get called "chav")

TBH its not as if travellers don't know about ketamine either!! (many of my mates from my old city and a fair few new people I have met are or have been travellers)

As I said though I don't think its a "stitch up". I suspect its all done as a joke and everyone involved knows one another...
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Old 30-03-2007, 12:19 PM
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hare coursing bastards
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Old 30-03-2007, 12:25 PM
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LMAO! i used to put on raves with that bloke years ago on a regular, i sincerley doubt that was a joke knowing him. it may not be "acceptable" behaviour, but im sure the k-holed bloke thought twice about being an arsehole to random people again. classic behaviour.
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Old 30-03-2007, 12:32 PM
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Where as the new travellers etc. are good honest people.
I will second that too,Wanna buy a caravan with no wheels? lol


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Old 30-03-2007, 12:33 PM
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I did think the background (with the river) looked rather like the landscape you would find around the Thames or one of its tributaries - which would place the whole lot somewhere in Southern England..
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Old 30-03-2007, 12:41 PM
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Fookin pikeys! move near the village and run riot. Young kids driving vans/cars shops get broken into people get beaten up. thier kids terrorise the area.

No wonder when they got evicted from the site down the road the pub empted to give the a round of applause as they ldrove past......


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Old 30-03-2007, 12:47 PM
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Fookin pikeys! move near the village and run riot. Young kids driving vans/cars shops get broken into people get beaten up. thier kids terrorise the area.

No wonder when they got evicted from the site down the road the pub empted to give the a round of applause as they ldrove past......
the worst part of it is that the more ruthless pikeys have essentially driven out many of the decent, sound travellers who used to help put on parties (these travellers have either have gone back to settled living or park up in smaller groups more discreetly) and they have thus given all travellers a bad name.

I've heard from a few sources that within some traveller communities the term "pikey" was actually reserved from someone who was ousted from a site due to being untrustworthy thieving scum or committing domestic violence which may explain the reputation...

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thats easily the least convincing hippy i ever did see.
i mean you couldnt imagine Ghandi stitching anyone up now could you
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Old 02-04-2007, 12:07 PM
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this is how i seeit DAs right pikies are hare coursing astards like the ones in snatch they will take anything from anybody, but normally wont go and pick a fight with someone unless they are picked on. on the other hand , like we see here, a la "chav", this chav ( a person who starts giving u jip for no reason wants eye contact so he can do so, makes unlawful and irellevent damage, and a general prick) just wants to start a fight, the only thing is chavs usually move round in groups, of 3 or more, (usually called charvies), and maybe a chavette in the group as well. this could be the case that it is a set up, but if it isnt i wish i was there to chuck him in the river or something, for all the things that chavs have done to us, fun loving ppl.



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its funny but I reckon they are all mates and the guy on the floor is either acting very well or just in a k-hole - his mates had a camera and thought it was a funny story to make up about how he got into that state...
OOooh you had to be all skeptical and ruin it didn't you! lol.

And the guys might not look hippy, but plenty of friends of mine have the hippy mentality at the same time as rockin' the hoodies an the baseball caps.
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