Can You Beat Sniffer Dogs?

[Norad]

I heard apparently and i say "apparently" there's a hand held speaker that scares or makes the dogs uncomfortable when the dog is in about a 10m radius. i know its only 10m's but when your in a massive line at a festival and its crowded you could easily stay clear of the dog without raising substitution towards yourself (bad luck for the guy next to the dog if it freaks out, but at least it gives you time to get in and have a good one). its originally use is for people who go for walks and when they are apportioned by a dog that they feel threaten by. They use the speaker that makes a beep at a really high pitch which dogs hate! humans cant or barely hear it, the dog runs away or will curl up in a ball.

I'm not sure if this is a obvious method or not but post what you reckon.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Originally posted by Norad

I heard apparently and i say "apparently" there's a hand held speaker that scares or makes the dogs uncomfortable when the dog is in about a 10m radius. i know its only 10m's but when your in a massive line at a festival and its crowded you could easily stay clear of the dog without raising substitution towards yourself (bad luck for the guy next to the dog if it freaks out, but at least it gives you time to get in and have a good one). its originally use is for people who go for walks and when they are apportioned by a dog that they feel threaten by. They use the speaker that makes a beep at a really high pitch which dogs hate! humans cant or barely hear it, the dog runs away or will curl up in a ball.

I'm not sure if this is a obvious method or not but post what you reckon.

get one and link it up to a rig at a party .. no more dog police munching up poor ravers

[DIONYSUS]

i think you could actually get done for assaulting a police officer if they spotted you doing this. Im sure you could do it on the sly without them noticing tho. Just make sure they dont realise its you that blowing the whistke and making thier dog go loopy!
*edit ooo check me out all in orange!

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Originally posted by djprocess

i think you could actually get done for assaulting a police officer if they spotted you doing this. Im sure you could do it on the sly without them noticing tho. Just make sure they dont realise its you that blowing the whistke and making thier dog go loopy!
*edit ooo check me out all in orange!

yeah you could probably get fucked by the police if they found out you were doing something like that ... and yeah i saw you in orange ...

[General Lighting]

Originally posted by djprocess

i think you could actually get done for assaulting a police officer if they spotted you doing this. Im sure you could do it on the sly without them noticing tho. Just make sure they dont realise its you that blowing the whistke and making thier dog go loopy!

would be classed as obstruction of an officer in their duties, and a potential animal cruelty offence - even though the dog scarer is legal - the animal cruelty laws in Britain have recently been updated and repeated use of it against a non agressive dog could easily be classed as causing uneccesary suffering..

And its usually quite a cute dog rather than a fierce one you would be scaring, so you'd end up with even hippys/yoghurt weavers/animal rights types refusing to support your actions even if they take drugs..

anyway these days more and more constabularies are using ion tracks, they don't get tired and theres no need for walkies or pooper scoopers - nor do machines decide to rebel and eat the drugs! Over the years a fair few police dogs have ended up in the vets this way, if they survive certainly end up "losing their badge and shield" - they are usually rehomed to people like old grannies but its still £20,000 + of public money down the drain when this happens)

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Originally posted by General Lighting

would be classed as obstruction of an officer in their duties, and a potential animal cruelty offence - even though the dog scarer is legal - the animal cruelty laws in Britain have recently been updated and repeated use of it against a non agressive dog could easily be classed as causing uneccesary suffering..

And its usually quite a cute dog rather than a fierce one you would be scaring, so you'd end up with even hippys/yoghurt weavers/animal rights types refusing to support your actions even if they take drugs..

alltho you would still get done for obstruction of an officer in their duties, you think that if used at a free party amplified by the rig to fend off alsations and rottweilers during a raid that they could even think about it as animal crulety as it's not like them dogs are non-violent and have actualy been trained to BE violent?

Originally posted by General Lighting

anyway these days more and more constabularies are using ion tracks, they don't get tired and theres no need for walkies or pooper scoopers - nor do machines decide to rebel and eat the drugs! Over the years a fair few police dogs have ended up in the vets this way, if they survive certainly end up "losing their badge and shield" - they are usually rehomed to people like old grannies but its still £20,000 + of public money down the drain when this happens)

i think £20,000 would be a great investment for a dog that finds you hidden drugs ... even better if some one was to give me one when i was old and a bit decrepid and mby not able to find my own drugs any more

[starlaugh]

Originally posted by General Lighting

would be classed as obstruction of an officer in their duties, and a potential animal cruelty offence - even though the dog scarer is legal - the animal cruelty laws in Britain have recently been updated and repeated use of it against a non agressive dog could easily be classed as causing uneccesary suffering..

More than likely... some lad in Oxford was done for telling a policeman that his horse was gay

Finalist Arrested For Calling Police Horse 'Gay' - News - The Oxford Student - Official Student Newspaper

drunken Balliol third year spent a night in the cells and was fined £80 after insulting a police horse on Cornmarket Street. Brown left ‘The Cellar’ nightclub at around 2am on Monday morning with a group of friends. Two mounted policemen were passing the group when Brown is alleged to have called out: “Mate, you know your horse is gay, I hope you don’t have a problem with that.” The officers appeared to take offence at the comment and warned Brown not to repeat it.

According to eyewitnesses, Brown then reassured the first officer it was not his horse he was insulting, remarking: “No, don’t worry. Your horse is fine, it’s his horse, his horse is gay.” The policemen again cautioned Brown that his language was inappropriate before walking on. However, Brown then began to follow the pair down the street, despite attempts by his friends to restrain him.


He called out: “The horse is gay, man, what’s the problem?” “Sam was adamant his equine gaydar was accurate,” eyewitness Daniel Cooper told The Oxford Student.

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Originally posted by starlaugh

More than likely... some lad in Oxford was done for telling a policeman that his horse was gay

Finalist Arrested For Calling Police Horse 'Gay' - News - The Oxford Student - Official Student Newspaper

haha i heard about that ... haven't seen that transcript b4 tho .. well funny ..

Brown then reassured the first officer it was not his horse he was insulting, remarking: “No, don’t worry. Your horse is fine, it’s his horse, his horse is gay.”

[Tom.]

Originally posted by starlaugh

I guess dogs must have considering that they are using dogs to find buried kids at the moment..

Let's fucking hope michael jackson doesn't buy one of those dogs.

[Southcaver]

Originally posted by Norad

I heard apparently and i say "apparently" there's a hand held speaker that scares or makes the dogs uncomfortable when the dog is in about a 10m radius. i know its only 10m's but when your in a massive line at a festival and its crowded you could easily stay clear of the dog without raising substitution towards yourself (bad luck for the guy next to the dog if it freaks out, but at least it gives you time to get in and have a good one). its originally use is for people who go for walks and when they are apportioned by a dog that they feel threaten by. They use the speaker that makes a beep at a really high pitch which dogs hate! humans cant or barely hear it, the dog runs away or will curl up in a ball.

I'm not sure if this is a obvious method or not but post what you reckon.

My mate has one of these, there handed out to posties.
He reckons its pretty rubbish though and if a dogs gonna go for you it proberbly wont stop it.

[DJCliffy]

Originally posted by starlaugh

More than likely... some lad in Oxford was done for telling a policeman that his horse was gay

Finalist Arrested For Calling Police Horse 'Gay' - News - The Oxford Student - Official Student Newspaper

Haha what a legend. Although maybe if he had fucked off instead of heckling the coppers further he might of avoided arrest. tis common sense really. Doesn't take alot to piss OB off so common sense should rule that you don't do it. years ago I didn't know this and learnt my lesson the hard way.

[EveYeah]

They not always so great at festivals at recydrate the west a mate got busted with coke but told the police it was k n got aaway with it because obviously k being a pharmacutical anaestetic idogs dont smell it as a recreational drug and it didnt even sniff the fuck load of coke

[dkay]

The trick to beating sequity is really dependent on what you carrying and how much of it. Obviously if youve got loads of stinking weed in your bag, it will probably be detected, but dont just think that cos your only carrying a little you'll get away with it - i once got sniffed out with no more than a joints worth of weed in my pocket - didnt even realise it was there, luckily the cop figured it wasnt really enough to even have a decent effect on me anyway so he let me go.

So the trick is you dont have to fool the dog, just the moron searching your bag or whatever. Always remember, there are places they cant look. If you can rig some kind of secret compartment? I've heard of people putting there drugs in condoms, tieying them up and swallowing them, then throwing them up later. You could try the old trick of sticking it up your arse but most customs officials are pretty clued to this and you dont want them searching there. Personally i wouldnt risk sneaking drugs back from amsterdam. Its not worth the risk, we got all we need over here. The Dam stuff is better, but thats why dam is so great cos its a treat!

[pre-s-ton]

if u realy want stuff from the Dam then jus post it to ur house, one of my mates did that an it came through fine. altho another tried it an it didnt work, but all that happened was a letter from police saying they had intercepted a suspicous package or sumin, theres no proof u sent it so u cant get in shit for it.

[smokeitup]

am off to frenchtek this year and wanna take some ket with me.. any ideas anyone?

was thinking of dissolving it in water and putting it in an evian bottle? good or bad idea?

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Originally posted by smokeitup

am off to frenchtek this year and wanna take some ket with me.. any ideas anyone?

was thinking of dissolving it in water and putting it in an evian bottle? good or bad idea?

well you can easily get it back into powder .. but it might not be as strong as b4 you disolved it when you re cook it .. if thats what you ment by is it a good idea

[joshmow56]

Depends how you are getting there really, if u get the ferry or the tunnel don't think there'd be much of a problem.

[pre-s-ton]

Originally posted by smokeitup

am off to frenchtek this year and wanna take some ket with me.. any ideas anyone?

was thinking of dissolving it in water and putting it in an evian bottle? good or bad idea?

i was also contemplating how to get some there aswell, as long as not flyin it shudnt be to much of a problem....

and doesnt matter to much if its not as strong as it was, better than payin continent prices, at Boom last yr K was goin for 40 euros a gram! ridiculous. i still bought a gram tho! we had run out of our own.

one of my mates did take liquid K to Boom on the plane with us, in an old perfume bottle! but fuck that, less risk driving an ferry, although ive heard avoiding Calais is a gd idea......

[DontBeliveTheHype!]

Originally posted by glittertrauma

Can You Beat Sniffer Dogs?

you can beat them with sticks .. but i prefer a cattle prod ..

[ghostface killa]

does shampoo or peanut butter work in getting past dogs???

[p0ly]

id batter a sniffer dog any day of the week

[DaftFader]

Can You Beat Sniffer Dogs?

yes they can only smell drugs from a few meters away ... i can smell drugs from several miles

[p0ly]

i can out sniff a dog anyday any drug

[!sinner69!]

Originally posted by p0lygon-Window

i can out sniff a dog anyday any drug

Oh yeah?

[p0ly]

Originally posted by !sinner69!

Oh yeah?

LOL I STAND CORRECTED